The Truth about our Smilies

:geek: - melvin, a thirty four year old investment banker from corydon. He was picked on a lot at school and as a result developed an alter ego in which he'd pick up prostitutes at night and have sex in their ears, he'd then cut of the ears and sell them on ebay to japanese business men.

:shutup: <--- prostitute under melvin’s stairs

:schnauz: <----- simple ziggy

:mellow: << he forgets his details .....

wow
i just thought smilies were here so we can sware at people and get away with it

eg: ziggy u cock :P