I'm Brilliant at

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Originally Posted by DanB

I had the one in my room go off the other night at 2.30am for no reason, I had been asleep for 3 hours

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Where you wanking smoking in bed...... :shifty:

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by gripper103.2

I'm pretty good at cooking :)

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...errant hairs

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just the odd wayward bunny :)

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Originally Posted by JPaul

What does this entail.

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It's too dangerous for the likes of you. :snooty:


But I'll let you borrow my scooter if you promise to wear kneepads.

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Originally Posted by DanB

Btw, I am not cooking eggs, I am cooking pork chops :01:


edit - with herbs and cracked black pepper :naughty:

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How does "boil in the bag" set off a smoke alarm.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

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Originally Posted by JPaul

What does this entail.

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It's too dangerous for the likes of you. :snooty:


But I'll let you borrow my scooter if you promise to wear kneepads.

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me old joints ( :naughty: ) wouldn't cope, young bean.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

It's too dangerous for the likes of you. :snooty:


But I'll let you borrow my scooter if you promise to wear kneepads.

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me old joints ( :naughty: ) wouldn't cope, young bean.

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Don't mention old joints to Lilmiss she'll be round to smoke 'em

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Originally Posted by gripper103.2

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Originally Posted by JPaul

me old joints ( :naughty: ) wouldn't cope, young bean.

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Don't mention old joints to Lilmiss she'll be round to smoke 'em

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Much as it appeals to me, I'm afraid Mrs JP may object to lilmiss sucking on my knees. Tho' I am sure it would produce smoke.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by DanB

Btw, I am not cooking eggs, I am cooking pork chops :01:


edit - with herbs and cracked black pepper :naughty:

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How does "boil in the bag" set off a smoke alarm.

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Boil in the bag?? :blink: :blink: Such travesty


This was cooked under a grill I'll have you know :dry:

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by DanB

Btw, I am not cooking eggs, I am cooking pork chops :01:


edit - with herbs and cracked black pepper :naughty:

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How does "boil in the bag" set off a smoke alarm.

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That's a good one. :lol: :lol: :lol:

He gotcha DanB...ya non-cookin' sonuma beeeoootch.


:lol: :lol:

read my post up there ^^