fecking gawd damned theiving pikey

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

what's french for chauffeur?:unsure:

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Henri paul:pinch:

:glag:

I had to google that to get it:dabs:

was funny once I did though:smilie4:

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I had to google that to get it:dabs:

was funny once I did though:smilie4:

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I did likewise and concur with your verdict.

it's been found in my own town! :ohmy:
silly eejits have been driving it about here for 4 days.

it's been taken away to see if they can get any evidence from it, but they have chipped out the lock and ignition and all that stuff.

police couldn't say if me Muphys cd or the choc was there though. bet those filthy police have eaten my wonka bar. :fist:

Well, if it still rolls, that's something.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

those filthy police have eaten my wonka bar. :fist:[/I]

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Tell me that isn't a euphemism.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

scumish hoor-rags gypo bellend waster cnuts went n stole my friggin' car last night. :fist:


i'm not amused, btw. :snooty:

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Some f**kers broke into my car a couple of weeks ago. They smashed the passenger window and stole money from my wallet. The funny thing was they didnt take the satnav or any of the credit cards from the wallet. I was stupid enough to leave the wallet under the seat with £90 in it.

It must have been kids who didnt know what was the most valuable. the fact they didnt take any of the credit cards was a big relief.

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Originally Posted by Robert00000

It must have been kids who didnt know what was the most valuable. the fact they didnt take any of the credit cards was a big relief.

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They probably just skimmed them and have now made a brazillion copies which they are selling around school, n00b! :P

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by Robert00000

It must have been kids who didnt know what was the most valuable. the fact they didnt take any of the credit cards was a big relief.

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They probably just skimmed them and have now made a brazillion copies which they are selling around school, n00b! :P

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:glag:

Surely Robert would know that if someone had access to his wallet, they don't need to physically take the cards in order to use them. Matter of fact, it would be better to leave them behind just in case the geptard who has had his wallet perused doesn't realise this blindingly obvious fact and neglects to cancel his cards.

Robert the pervy letch isn't stupid tho'.


Oh ... wait :huh:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

They probably just skimmed them and have now made a brazillion copies which they are selling around school, n00b! :P

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:glag:

Surely Robert would know that if someone had access to his wallet, they don't need to physically take the cards in order to use them. Matter of fact, it would be better to leave them behind just in case the geptard who has had his wallet perused doesn't realise this blindingly obvious fact and neglects to cancel his cards.

Robert the pervy letch isn't stupid tho'.


Oh ... wait :huh:

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When you get back from retardland you may want to ponder to the feasibilty of what you are suggesting. They had only a minute or two to take what they could. The sound of the car alarm woke up most of the neighbourhood.

They would have had to take out every card from the wallet and scan them (or whatever they do) and place them back in the same order very quickly.

In any case, if they try to use the card deatails (if it is possible without the address) to purchase items I would know, and so would the police.

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:glag:

Surely Robert would know that if someone had access to his wallet, they don't need to physically take the cards in order to use them. Matter of fact, it would be better to leave them behind just in case the geptard who has had his wallet perused doesn't realise this blindingly obvious fact and neglects to cancel his cards.

Robert the pervy letch isn't stupid tho'.


Oh ... wait :huh:

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When you get back from retardland you may want to ponder to the feasibilty of what you are suggesting. They had only a minute or two to take what they could. The sound of the car alarm woke up most of the neighbourhood.

They would have had to take out every card from the wallet and scan them (or whatever they do) and place them back in the same order very quickly.

In any case, if they try to use the card deatails (if it is possible without the address) to purchase items I would know, and so would the police.

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retardland = wales?:smilie4:

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:glag:

Surely Robert would know that if someone had access to his wallet, they don't need to physically take the cards in order to use them. Matter of fact, it would be better to leave them behind just in case the geptard who has had his wallet perused doesn't realise this blindingly obvious fact and neglects to cancel his cards.

Robert the pervy letch isn't stupid tho'.


Oh ... wait :huh:

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When you get back from retardland you may want to ponder to the feasibilty of what you are suggesting. They had only a minute or two to take what they could. The sound of the car alarm woke up most of the neighbourhood.

They would have had to take out every card from the wallet and scan them (or whatever they do) and place them back in the same order very quickly.

In any case, if they try to use the card deatails (if it is possible without the address) to purchase items I would know, and so would the police.

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Robert's right, "customer not present" credit card fraud does not take place in the UK. FFS they would need your name, card number and the security digits from the back of the card. What's the chances of them getting that well.

Why the fuck would he go to all of the bother of cancelling the cards and getting new ones sent out, that would be mental.

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When you get back from retardland you may want to ponder to the feasibilty of what you are suggesting. They had only a minute or two to take what they could. The sound of the car alarm woke up most of the neighbourhood.

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Using the word "feasibilty" isn't going to stop people from calling you stupid, stupid. Especially when you misspell it.

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When you get back from retardland you may want to ponder to the feasibilty of what you are suggesting. They had only a minute or two to take what they could. The sound of the car alarm woke up most of the neighbourhood.

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Using the word "feasibilty" isn't going to stop people from calling you stupid, stupid. Especially when you misspell it.

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Just missed the "i" out, it happens sometimes when i type fast.

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Originally Posted by Robert00000

When you get back from retardland you may want to ponder to the feasibilty of what you are suggesting. They had only a minute or two to take what they could. The sound of the car alarm woke up most of the neighbourhood.

They would have had to take out every card from the wallet and scan them (or whatever they do) and place them back in the same order very quickly.

In any case, if they try to use the card deatails (if it is possible without the address) to purchase items I would know, and so would the police.

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Robert's right, "customer not present" credit card fraud does not take place in the UK. FFS they would need your name, card number and the security digits from the back of the card. What's the chances of them getting that well.

Why the fuck would he go to all of the bother of cancelling the cards and getting new ones sent out, that would be mental.

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You've been to retardland too i see. How long would it take to note credit card details down? Longer than just pinching the money and running after the car alarm sounds i'm guessing.

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Just missed the "i" out, it happens sometimes when i type fast.

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unlike you to miss out the most important word in your vocabulary. :unsure:

Did you get your rust bucket back, missie?

:no: not yet, it's still being examined.
and the dog isn't big enough to put a saddle on her yet.

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:no: not yet, it's still being examined.
and the dog isn't big enough to put a saddle on her yet.

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Roller skates and harness :01:

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Roller skates and harness :01:

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i have a feeling i'd hit every lamp post and tree while travelling in the opposite direction to work. good enough excuse for being late and covered in poo though.

:unsure:

Oh well, take the bus then :snooty:



/orf to sleep.

If the starter's missing, I'm betting VB's got it. :ermm:

When you get it back, make sure you put a rope round it.
About 18" above the ground is optimum, according to JP. :dry:

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/orf to sheep.

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Somehow, I knew you were really Welsh.

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Roller skates and harness :01:

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i have a feeling i'd hit every lamp post and tree while travelling in the opposite direction to work. good enough excuse for being late and covered in poo though.

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How scataliciously hawt :naughty:

You not only got your "chocolate bar" eaten, but had it spattered all over you as well.

not even replying to that filth, hobbes. :snooty:


:lookaroun

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Robert's right, "customer not present" credit card fraud does not take place in the UK. FFS they would need your name, card number and the security digits from the back of the card. What's the chances of them getting that well.

Why the fuck would he go to all of the bother of cancelling the cards and getting new ones sent out, that would be mental.

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You've been to retardland too i see. How long would it take to note credit card details down? Longer than just pinching the money and running after the car alarm sounds i'm guessing.

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It really makes no difference, because you made the story up anyway. You're just another interweb fantasist, but everyone knew that anyway.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

i have a feeling i'd hit every lamp post and tree while travelling in the opposite direction to work. good enough excuse for being late and covered in poo though.

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How scataliciously hawt :naughty:

You not only got your "chocolate bar" eaten, but had it spattered all over you as well.

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That's just sick.

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Originally Posted by Robert00000

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Originally Posted by manker

:glag:

Surely Robert would know that if someone had access to his wallet, they don't need to physically take the cards in order to use them. Matter of fact, it would be better to leave them behind just in case the geptard who has had his wallet perused doesn't realise this blindingly obvious fact and neglects to cancel his cards.

Robert the pervy letch isn't stupid tho'.


Oh ... wait :huh:

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When you get back from retardland you may want to ponder to the feasibilty of what you are suggesting. They had only a minute or two to take what they could. The sound of the car alarm woke up most of the neighbourhood.

They would have had to take out every card from the wallet and scan them (or whatever they do) and place them back in the same order very quickly.

In any case, if they try to use the card deatails (if it is possible without the address) to purchase items I would know, and so would the police.

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Here in retardedland, we cancel our credit cards when a theif has rifled thro' our wallets. It's a weird retarded concept called commmon sense.

We even set up a retarded system called Cardnet who we pay fifteen of our retarded pounds to every year, one call to them renders all of our cards useless. We then get all of our retarded cards sent back to us the very next day.

Altho' retarded, it's a lot better than taking a chance that the theif didn't make an impression of your cards.

However, you've no need to know this since, as has been pointed out, you're just an interweb fantasist who almost certainly made the whole thing up.

I just crafted a very long reply similar to yours, detailing all the common sense things robertnull should do/have already done, but then didn't bother to post it. :dabs:

Fuck him, if he wants to be a victim of identity theft then let him. :no2: :wave:

Did you pretend to be from retardedland too, if not then mine > yours :P

Ohhhh, I thought that was some kind of theme-park in his fantasyworld :blushing:

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Originally Posted by Robert00000

When you get back from retardland you may want to ponder to the feasibilty of what you are suggesting. They had only a minute or two to take what they could. The sound of the car alarm woke up most of the neighbourhood.

They would have had to take out every card from the wallet and scan them (or whatever they do) and place them back in the same order very quickly.

In any case, if they try to use the card deatails (if it is possible without the address) to purchase items I would know, and so would the police.

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Here in retardedland, we cancel our credit cards when a theif has rifled thro' our wallets. It's a weird retarded concept called commmon sense.

We even set up a retarded system called Cardnet who we pay fifteen of our retarded pounds to every year, one call to them renders all of our cards useless. We then get all of our retarded cards sent back to us the very next day.

Altho' retarded, it's a lot better than taking a chance that the theif didn't make an impression of your cards.

However, you've no need to know this since, as has been pointed out, you're just an interweb fantasist who almost certainly made the whole thing up.

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Interesting info about cardnet, will find out more. You're pretty knowledgeable for a retard. But being also an accountant you're expected to know.

If you manage your finances well it is easy to spot fraud. My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint.

For businesses expenditures i always keep receipts and write down the details at the end of the day.

Anyone who runs a business will know how impotant it is to keep good records of expenditure.

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Just missed the "i" out, it happens sometimes when i type fast.

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unlike you to miss out the most important word in your vocabulary. :unsure:

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I've been taking myself for granted lately:pinch:

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Anyone who runs a business will know how impotant it is to keep good records of expenditure.

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Anyone in the whole wide world who is one IQ point above imbecile would know that :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Robert00000

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Originally Posted by manker

Here in retardedland, we cancel our credit cards when a theif has rifled thro' our wallets. It's a weird retarded concept called commmon sense.

We even set up a retarded system called Cardnet who we pay fifteen of our retarded pounds to every year, one call to them renders all of our cards useless. We then get all of our retarded cards sent back to us the very next day.

Altho' retarded, it's a lot better than taking a chance that the theif didn't make an impression of your cards.

However, you've no need to know this since, as has been pointed out, you're just an interweb fantasist who almost certainly made the whole thing up.

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Interesting info about cardnet, will find out more. You're pretty knowledgeable for a retard. But being also an accountant you're expected to know.

If you manage your finances well it is easy to spot fraud. My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint.

For businesses expenditures i always keep receipts and write down the details at the end of the day.

Anyone who runs a business will know how impotant it is to keep good records of expenditure.

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CPP, who I'm with, sound alot like cardnet. They do the same thing anyway, thankfully I've never had to call on their services.

My story was that I hadn't realised that someone had skimmed my card (I think it was in a local petrol station, but I can't be sure), until my statement came at the end of the month, and a load of transactions had taken place in Essex, some 150 miles away. The card company could also tell that a physical card had been presented at the time of the transaction, that's how they knew that the card had been skimmed, rather than just the details copied. (I don't know if this is still as much of a problem now that chip-n-pin has come in? :unsure:)

Luckily, the card company could tell that I hadn't made the purchases, because "it was outside my normal pattern of spending" ( :fear: ), so they reimbursed me.

This means that the card company takes the hit for the fraud, something that sooner or later they are going to get pretty pissed off with, especially at the levels of fraud and identity theft that are going on at the moment.

It's in all of our best interests to help them out, which means that if you have any concerns that your security details have been compromised, you have a duty to report it, so they can cancel the cards and issue you with new ones.

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Interesting info about cardnet, will find out more. You're pretty knowledgeable for a retard. But being also an accountant you're expected to know.

If you manage your finances well it is easy to spot fraud. My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint.

For businesses expenditures i always keep receipts and write down the details at the end of the day.

Anyone who runs a business will know how impotant it is to keep good records of expenditure.

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CPP, who I'm with, sound alot like cardnet. They do the same thing anyway, thankfully I've never had to call on their services.

My story was that I hadn't realised that someone had skimmed my card (I think it was in a local petrol station, but I can't be sure), until my statement came at the end of the month, and a load of transactions had taken place in Essex, some 150 miles away. The card company could also tell that a physical card had been presented at the time of the transaction, that's how they knew that the card had been skimmed, rather than just the details copied. (I don't know if this is still as much of a problem now that chip-n-pin has come in? :unsure:)

Luckily, the card company could tell that I hadn't made the purchases, because "it was outside my normal pattern of spending" ( :fear: ), so they reimbursed me.

This means that the card company takes the hit for the fraud, something that sooner or later they are going to get pretty pissed off with, especially at the levels of fraud and identity theft that are going on at the moment.

It's in all of our best interests to help them out, which means that if you have any concerns that your security details have been compromised, you have a duty to report it, so they can cancel the cards and issue you with new ones.

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Sage advivce:unsure:

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Anyone who runs a business will know how impotant it is to keep good records of expenditure.

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Anyone in the whole wide world who is one IQ point above imbecile would know that :dabs:

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I knew it :blink:

I can also spell important, which must make me 2 points above imbecile.

I also know that making cash withdrawals with a credit card is mental and any accountant worthy of the name would tell you to stop doing it. Coz you get charged for the priv, rather than getting a period of interest free credit, then paying off the bill avoiding interest.

So, all told, I claim to be 3 IQ points above imbecile.

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Originally Posted by Robert00000

Interesting info about cardnet, will find out more. You're pretty knowledgeable for a retard. But being also an accountant you're expected to know.

If you manage your finances well it is easy to spot fraud. My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint.

For businesses expenditures i always keep receipts and write down the details at the end of the day.

Anyone who runs a business will know how impotant it is to keep good records of expenditure.

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CPP, who I'm with, sound alot like cardnet. They do the same thing anyway, thankfully I've never had to call on their services.

My story was that I hadn't realised that someone had skimmed my card (I think it was in a local petrol station, but I can't be sure), until my statement came at the end of the month, and a load of transactions had taken place in Essex, some 150 miles away. The card company could also tell that a physical card had been presented at the time of the transaction, that's how they knew that the card had been skimmed, rather than just the details copied. (I don't know if this is still as much of a problem now that chip-n-pin has come in? :unsure:)

Luckily, the card company could tell that I hadn't made the purchases, because "it was outside my normal pattern of spending" ( :fear: ), so they reimbursed me.

This means that the card company takes the hit for the fraud, something that sooner or later they are going to get pretty pissed off with, especially at the levels of fraud and identity theft that are going on at the moment.

It's in all of our best interests to help them out, which means that if you have any concerns that your security details have been compromised, you have a duty to report it, so they can cancel the cards and issue you with new ones.

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Nice post, informative yet entertaining.

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Anyone in the whole wide world who is one IQ point above imbecile would know that :dabs:

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I knew it :blink:

I can also spell important, which must make me 2 points above imbecile.

I also know that making cash withdrawals with a credit card is mental and any accountant worthy of the name would tell you to stop doing it. Coz you get charged for the priv, rather than getting a period of interest free credit, then paying off the bill avoiding interest.

So, all told, I claim to be 3 IQ points above imbecile.

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Tee hee.


Poor Bob probably doesn't understand the difference between a credit card and a debit card - but let's not hold that against him. Poor chap is relying on his accountant to spot if anyone's used his card fraudulently. Unless Bert's accountant only has about four clients, it's unlikely that he peruses Rob's stuff more than once every three months - for the VAT.

Of course, the client thinks that his accountant does the VAT but everyone on this board knows that proper accountants employ minimum wage burds with big tits to do VAT computations. It's like work experience till they get on to do more difficult stuff like filing.

Therefore Bertie is most likely relying on a 17 year old called Shaznay to spot an alteration in his spending patterns three months down the line.