Ugh...Is everyone from britain

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Originally Posted by smeghead

Yes I fully accept that, You don't seem to have the finer points of this down.

Yes it is a pitcher to you, and to me its a jug, fine its both, good.
Yes bloody is an accepted Engrish word in Engrand, not used alltogether that much but it is a word none the less, in addition to being an intensive; to an American it most likely just means covered in blood, yes?

Substitute diaper for nappy, or pavement for sidewalk it makes no difference.
I'm not having a go at you bud, it is inteded as a dig at the original poster BrolyBoo, who states that he is unable to understand the language used.
If we are not to use these words that are obviously a problem for our Atlantic cousins, then I say that there are words used in America that the rest of the world will not fully understand.
It only takes a little research, tolerance and understanding.

Fortunately I had one of my extensive American family on hand to help out :-)

P.S. Dude I really like 44 Fl. Oz. beers, they should do those here.

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course i understand that, im just saying you guys use too many words that i dont understand :huh: :huh: :huh:

hehehe, i started a couple of pages on bullshit :D:D:D:D:D

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Originally Posted by BrolyBoo

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Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate

At school there was this guy who was a Shi'ite, he was sat next to a guy who was a Sunni.

They introduced themselves and mentioned what religions they were, and then he said, right to his face, "That's not a religion, that's just made up shit."

That was a good day at school.

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im a sunni muslim :D

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would you consider the other muslims to be full of shiite?

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by Rip The Jacker

and I was born there also. I came here when I was 4.

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So you are Armenian then, being that you were born there.

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Huzzah for him.


I gotta' wonder tho', can one really be two nationalities at once (not counting legally now, but speaking more generally, of one's perception of identity), won't it be a case of being an Armenian living in America, or an American of Armenian descent?

I think of myself as a Scotsman living in Scotland. I can't see any problem with that.

However my heritage is Irish. So I find it difficult to feel close to anything which happened in Scotland over about 100 years ago, when all of my grandparents moved here.

I thought I was Welsh till a few years ago.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

I thought I was Welsh till a few years ago.

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What happened? :unsure:

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

I thought I was Welsh till a few years ago.

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They can cure Welsh now, awesome.

My father's mother passed away when he was 14 and he was brought up by his sister who for some reason he lost touch with as an adult. When reunited he was informed he didn't share the same father as the rest of them. Instead of being a Jones, he is the son of an American GI. Name and details unknown.

So I've been saddled with an incredibly Welsh name, when in actual fact I'm a quarter Indeterminate Yank, a quarter Frenchish, and half Greek.

Sorry 'bout your da.

And also, sorry about losing your welshness, as everything is relative.

Yeh I know. Stripped of my Welshness only to gain French and Merkin doesn't seem like a fair swap does it.

Dad doesn't mind. He lives in Hereford where it's legal to shoot a Welshman with a crossbow in the town square at certain times of the year, whilst standing on one leg or something.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

My father's mother passed away when he was 14 and he was brought up by his sister who for some reason he lost touch with as an adult. When reunited he was informed he didn't share the same father as the rest of them. Instead of being a Jones, he is the son of an American GI. Name and details unknown.

So I've been saddled with an incredibly Welsh name, when in actual fact I'm a quarter Indeterminate Yank, a quarter Frenchish, and half Greek.

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Do you have any British in you at all.

Ever.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Yeh I know. Stripped of my Welshness only to gain French and Merkin doesn't seem like a fair swap does it.

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It's like losing gonhorrea, only to get chlamydia, and aids :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Agrajag

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

My father's mother passed away when he was 14 and he was brought up by his sister who for some reason he lost touch with as an adult. When reunited he was informed he didn't share the same father as the rest of them. Instead of being a Jones, he is the son of an American GI. Name and details unknown.

So I've been saddled with an incredibly Welsh name, when in actual fact I'm a quarter Indeterminate Yank, a quarter Frenchish, and half Greek.

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Do you have any British in you at all.

Ever.

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I don't know. The quarter that is probably French might be half English, but no-one really knows.

I think my family were just trying to put as many conflicting nationalities into one person. We've also found out that on the Greek side, there is some Turkish too, just no-one talks about it.

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Originally Posted by SnnY

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Yeh I know. Stripped of my Welshness only to gain French and Merkin doesn't seem like a fair swap does it.

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It's like losing gonhorrea, only to get chlamydia, and aids :dabs:

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:lol: a pitcher in words.

It's official then.

Cheese gets no secks :dabs:

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Originally Posted by SnnY

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Yeh I know. Stripped of my Welshness only to gain French and Merkin doesn't seem like a fair swap does it.

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It's like losing gonhorrea, only to get chlamydia, and aids :dabs:

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:glag: Well put.

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Originally Posted by SnnY

It's official then.

Cheese gets no secks :dabs:

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I was ignoring your filthy little minds.

Don't you ignore my cheap innuendo, missus.

I just love the fact that the word innuendo is, well innuendo.

Well innuendo, ooer missus.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

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Originally Posted by SnnY

It's official then.

Cheese gets no secks :dabs:

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I was ignoring your filthy little minds.

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My mind is not small :snooty:

Don't underestimate the british!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

I'm not British.



I'm English. :snooty:

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Upon reading the thread title these were my thoughts exactly!

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Originally Posted by brenda

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

I'm not British.



I'm English. :snooty:

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Upon reading the thread title these were my thoughts exactly!

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Yeah but it doesn't ask if your British, it asks if you're from britain (sic).

So you are English, from Britain, non.

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Originally Posted by Agrajag

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Originally Posted by brenda

Upon reading the thread title these were my thoughts exactly!

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Yeah but it doesn't ask if your British, it asks if you're from britain (sic).

So you are English, from Britain, non.

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Ahh curse my alertness (or lack of it). It sounds very dated 'Britain' like it belongs in a history lesson. I'm from the middle of England and everyong here uses the word bloody, in fact its my dad's favorite swear word.

diaspora: A dispersion of an originally homogeneous entity, such as a language or culture: “the diaspora of English into several mutually incomprehensible languages” (Randolph Quirk).

Canadia>Engerland. Fact?:unsure:

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Originally Posted by brenda

I'm from the middle of England and everyong here uses the word bloody, in fact its my dad's favorite swear word.

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Do everyone be also using the word "everyong", as well too.

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Originally Posted by Seedler

Canadia>Engerland. Fact?:unsure:

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:glag:

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Originally Posted by Seedler

Canadia>Engerland. Fact?:unsure:

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I agree, however it's sort of damned by feint praise.

Please rest assured no-one actually expects you to know what that means.

I still consider myself British, although as previously mentioned it is doubtful I have any British blood in me at all. I've lived in England all my life and although the history may not be that of my ancestors, I still consider it pertinent to the culture in which I am immersed, and therefore part of me.

Racist

sexist

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Originally Posted by Alien5

sexist

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Twatish :w00t:

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Originally Posted by Gripper

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Originally Posted by Alien5

sexist

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Twatish :w00t:

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Cuntish :pinch:

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Cuntish :pinch:

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http://fleshlight.fleshlight-store.com/fleshlight.jpg

Why do they bother depicting a clitorus on those things :huh:

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Originally Posted by manker

Why do they bother depicting a clitorus on those things :huh:

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You wouldn't want to mistake it for a flashlight. :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Skizo

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Originally Posted by manker

Why do they bother depicting a clitorus on those things :huh:

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You wouldn't want to mistake it for a flashlight. :unsure:

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:lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

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Originally Posted by Skizo

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Originally Posted by manker

Why do they bother depicting a clitorus on those things :huh:

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You wouldn't want to mistake it for a flashlight. :unsure:

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:lol: :lol:

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:blink:

You pair do know what a clitorus is, right :ermm:

You also can't forget the foreplay factor. How are you going to get some, if you don't tease it first.

You don't think the Fleshlight gives it up that easy, do you?

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Originally Posted by Skizo

You also can't forget the foreplay factor. How are you going to get some, if you don't tease it first.

You don't think the Fleshlight gives it up that easy, do you?

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:lol: :lol: Fleshlight

Altho' I am loathe to admit it, if a Fleshlight™ was my only sexual outlet ... maybe I would go down on it beforehand.

Felching would be out of the question, however :snooty: