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Kevin and perry go Large.
Since I was a wee lad, bro-doo.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
It's nice to see you're on board, Kevin.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
-bd :mellow:
Water sandals or mocs...the only sensible warm-weather footwear. :whistling
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
13 large. :whistling
Mulder you skanky ho! :fear:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Flip flops are a bit gay....they make you walk like fido dido :(.
I wear reefs pretty much all year round. It's warm down here.
Reefs FTW!!!
I am being dragged to France in a couple of weeks.
The missus bought me these three quarter shorts things.
Fuck all that, like. I don't do shorts.
Having said that, she is only 5 foot tall.
Oh for goodness sake, just enjoy the fact you are getting away, enjoy the ccol air on your legs and just have a nice time!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Where abouts are you going?
I'm asking because I'm revising french geography as part of the exam i'm doing tomorrow. I've never even been to france.
You should come to Florida.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
'Cause it's the only state where we'll cum on you /lol. I'm not even sure if that made sence, but it made me laugh.
We've rented one of them mobile home things in Saint Rafael, or close to there. She knows better than me. Crustacia, I cannot stand France, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlOh for goodness sake, just enjoy the fact you are getting away, enjoy the ccol air on your legs and just have a nice time!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Where abouts are you going?
I'm asking because I'm revising french geography as part of the exam i'm doing tomorrow. I've never even been to france.
I've been there loads of times and every time is worse than the last. I have never chosen to go there, people just make me.
There's loads of waterslides and all that pish for the kids so I'll enjoy it vicariously, I suppose. :dabs:
Why don't you come to plymouth and feck around in my easy call centre, and I'll go and play with kids and feck off to vineyards in the evening?
I do hate manufactured holidays though.
For the gays or for the flip flops? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by HairbauttYou should come to Florida.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
'Cause it's the only state where we'll cum on you /lol. I'm not even sure if that made sence, but it made me laugh.
Me too :pinch:. The closest I got to that was when I went to Florida and did the theme resorts around there, but I just bought the flights and sorted the rest when I got there. I can't see the point in going to places like Spain and Portugal, there are already pissed people on the beaches and streets of Britain. Why cramp yourself into cattle class and put up with some little shit kicking your chair for hours, fat people spreading onto you, and catching germs through the dry recycled, air to do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Tunisia is orsum to the max. its impossible to get a drink there outside the hotel as there only seems to be 1 alcohol shop in the entire country and when me and the ex went we were the only english people there :01: the downside to this is of course when you actually want a beer from the hotel and it tastes like aids.
when i went to spain, the best beaches were along the coast 10 mins walk away from the beach full of people, i found the perfect place that was difficult to walk to down through the rocks, it was so quiet, all i could see were rocks and water, and all i could hear was the waves.
the best and worst part of that holiday was, on a really fierce day, the waves were so high and dangerous, everyone was trying to surf and mess about on boards, finally everyone got onto the beach, i didn't wanna leave the water, i looked around and i was the last person in the water it was dragging me away, then when i made it back to the beach, there were all used tampons/condoms and crap all washed up on the shore, i think i did swallow some of that shitty aids waste, i think so. :(
You're all a bunch of moany bastards and you should be happy you have the luxury to go on holiday. There. Now stop arguing.
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Originally Posted by Skweeky
Agreed. Posh cunts. :emo:
-bd
'It's not the place's fault.
Something, like nothing, happens anywhere'- Philip Larkin.
I suppose I'm deflecting, like.
I'm just dreading the thought of going on holiday with the missus. When we go away together, we fight constantly. Mainly cos my idea of a holiday is sitting in a pub and getting sloshed to the max all week, eating loads of weird foods and trying to find whoever is selling ganja.
Her idea of a holiday is looking at nice buildings and walking her legs into stumps. She reckons I'm a philistine but she's wrong diddly wong tong.
I've never even been to Philistia.
Which is a shame because that is where Red Leb comes from.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Red Leb, now that takes me back. Right back.
Haven't seen any of that in yonks and yonks, like.
I wants it. I wants it right nows.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Home sweet home, eh?
-bd
That and Afghan Black were my favourites but I suspect I am showing my age a tad :(Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
:drool: I wish Glen was still in the Navy, I shirley do.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesThat and Afghan Black were my favourites but I suspect I am showing my age a tad :(Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
bd
She took approximately 715 photographs while we were in New York.
I took one. Here it is.
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/388/seafoodfx1.jpg
It was a Sea Food Platter I got in Manhattan.
It was fucking gorgeous.
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Originally Posted by chalice
A substantial helping if I may say.
Brought half of it back to the hotel room in a doggie bag, left it in the bathroom and promptly feel asleep. Woke up the next morning to the smell of Cornwall with AIDS.
God help the maid. No doubt she was confused and earning her wages that day.
I want that. Right now. Sooo badly.
Can't you compromise and spend the mornings doing stuff then relax in the afternoon? Or do things separately? Or just get her so pissed at night that she doesn't want to do anything the next day except sit?
I usually deposit my OH in the Man Creche (pub/cafe/bar) for a few hours while I do the sightseeing stuff. He's very good, he doesn't go anywhere else and he's always where I left him when I go to pick him up. I don't have to use a lead or anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI usually deposit my OH in the Man Creche (pub/cafe/bar) for a few hours while I do the sightseeing stuff. He's very good, he doesn't go anywhere else and he's always where I left him when I go to pick him up. I don't have to use a lead or anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Does he do any tricks?
-bd
He can down a pint in less time than it takes for me to blink....does that count? :unsure: