In that case she's pregnant. Sorry bud. :emo:Quote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
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In that case she's pregnant. Sorry bud. :emo:Quote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
Are you from the Isle of Man. :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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Yeah thanks for that dad :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Seriously dude, don't go down that route. You have to accept people for who they are. They either are what you want or they're not but you can't go around asking them to limit their behaviour for you. Anyway, I'm sure she's as faithful as the day is long. Don't listen to me, I'm old and jaded.Quote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
The hell.. It's like people asking their partners to stop smoking and they do (or don't and the other one leaves).
Sigh, this will be the second time I have repeated this fable this week :emo:
The Wind and the Sun were disputing which was the stronger. Suddenly they saw a traveller coming down the road, and the Sun said: "I see a way to decide our dispute. Whichever of us can cause that traveller to take off his cloak shall be regarded as the stronger. You begin." So the Sun retired behind a cloud, and the Wind began to blow as hard as it could upon the traveller. But the harder he blew the more closely did the traveller wrap his cloak round him, till at last the Wind had to give up in despair. Then the Sun came out and shone in all his glory upon the traveller, who soon found it too hot to walk with his cloak on.
Kindness effects more than severity.
If someone loves you they will want to be a better person for you. You shouldn't have to push it.
So I just go about assuming nothing actually happened, and if she decides to quit it she will, and if not I'll punch her in the cunt? :ermm:
Sounds like a plan :happy:
She phoned me from Germany.. What a sweety :happy:
She's having a hard time as everyone is going down on her for being drunk last night, so I can't imagine too much went wrong... I told her I love her, she said likewise, and seems all is well.. Just hopes she gets to enjoy the rest of her trip, as she's only ever been out of the country once before...
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Originally Posted by tralalala
Right, re-reading my post I guess it doesn't sound what it should sound like.. (As "going down" in Hebrew actually means mocking, or just simply annoying)..
So she's having a hard time as everyone is mocking her and telling her off for being drunk last night.. A bunch of coonts, they are.
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo:blink::blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
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Originally Posted by SqueamousYeah thanks for that dad :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Listen to Barbie, you know he is right. Passing out on the loo with your pants down is not ladylike - the Queen hardly ever does that.
I think actually it was more like falling asleep. You can't tell me the Queen Mum never did that after a few Dubonnets and Gin :snooty:.
That was different - there are certain allowances when you are 196.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Falling asleep on the toilet/passing out? :dry:
I know, what's the world coming to? :no:
I bet in your day inebriated ladies would have been kept upright on the chod by their whalebone corsets, and their chastity belts would have been far too uncomfortable to allow them to pass out.
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I don't think the bustle allowed them to use the chanty. They had to wait until Friday night and tin bath time. :dry:
Thank God the once yearly bath limit had been phased out the year before eh? :pinch:
Yet they did it whether they needed it or not - great sense of duty in those days.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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Anyway, how the devil are you? I hardly see you anymore :cry:
I is well. I haven't been on-line a huge amount of late and my new job computer blocks just about every site under the sun including that of my professional body. I have spoken to IT about it and they have apologised. Apparently our service provider were told to limit access to dodgy sites and either in an act of utter laziness or manic zeal blocked everything. :( IT are going to try and get them to unblock my Institute site as a priority (next couple of weeks).Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
So by the time I get home I am knackered and SGG is ensconced on the computer. She is watching TV tonight :01: Reading loads on the train though. Got through Iain M Banks Matter, Ukrainian Tractors, a Tom Sharpe, The End of Mr Y by Scarlett Johnstone and onto a Brookmyre now.
I said hello to all at EE btw.
Yeah I figured you had forsaken us for the real world :shifty:
I hate IT departments. Everywhere you go all they seem to do is hinder you in your job. And when they're not doing that they're hindering your shopping and social life :snooty:.
I don't read much anymore. Jesus you must have long journeys!
1 hour each way and a 15 minute walk at the Glasgow end. The train journey is quiet apart from the last 15 minutes going and first 15 minutes returning.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Real life is over-rated :(
Look what I did. :whistling
:lol: You ghey'd him up.
Mere mortals are not to be trusted with the interweb at work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
-bd :snooty:
Omg....are you the net police? :fear:
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Originally Posted by tralalala
:glag: As did I :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP FugleyI :glag:ed :earl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Yes. However, I'm terribly lax at my job. I don't have the heart for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
-bd
Good. Lets hope you're all like that :unsure:
Most IT admins are pricks. True story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
-bd :yup:
title change ftw! :glag:
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Seedler, how's it feel to be all ghey now? :happy:
He's been that way forever. I imagine he's quite used to it
-bd
I think ours are probably ok. My boss caught someone wanking in front of his PC a couple of years ago, with his trousers around his ankles :lol:. They're pretty liberal about what they let us access here.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
OMFG that's taking it extreme to the max.. I can understand doing a "dry wank" through the pants.. But ankle height?! :blink:
That's just OTT IMO.
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Originally Posted by SqueamousI think ours are probably ok. My boss caught someone wanking in front of his PC a couple of years ago, with his trousers around his ankles :lol:. They're pretty liberal about what they let us access here.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
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Originally Posted by tralalala
It was really late and as my boss walked in all the lights were out. He still works here, and he's started working with me a bit and I'm toying with telling him I know what he got up to with himself last summer :shifty:.
:lol: I dare you to.. You could blackmail the coont :ermm: