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05-09-2009, 06:23 PM
Skweeky

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Bawbags, can someone tell me how to get a key for Microsoft Office and Microsoft Works. Thanks.

What version is it?

2007 for Windows Vista
05-09-2009, 06:26 PM
Biggles

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

Vista is a bit weird though. I have had this notebook for months now and still find it unintuitive. Mind you I think we are still on Windows 3.11 in the office so it I lurch backwards and forwards.

Got Outlook 2003 last week :01: was on Lotus notes before that.
05-09-2009, 06:32 PM
chalice

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

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Originally Posted by chalice

What version is it?

2007 for Windows Vista

I have it burnt to cd somewheres.

I'll try to dig it out.

Expect an answer this time next year due to my fan-fucking-tastic filing system which entails flinging everything into whichever cupboard isn't already loaded with shite.
05-09-2009, 06:36 PM
Alien5

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

i use a similar filing system.
05-09-2009, 06:46 PM
Mr. Mulder

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starting to sober up, the suns shining and i can see children laughing and playing in the park across the road, make it stop! :pinch:
05-09-2009, 06:46 PM
ChUt

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

is that wats heaven like for you .. Check if ur draped in white clothes while u admire the scenery
05-09-2009, 06:50 PM
Skiz

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

Skweeks, install Windaes 7 on that thing. That's the right proper thing to do, innit, like.
05-09-2009, 06:52 PM
chalice

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

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Originally Posted by ChUt

is that wats heaven like for you .. Check if ur draped in white clothes while u admire the scenery

No, I actually, literally meant loaded with shite.

My 4 year old has a penchant for evacuating his bowels in enclosed spaces.

That's me boy. :happy:

Edit: Fuck sake, you ruined my 'joke' with your indecisive cuntery.
05-09-2009, 06:58 PM
Skweeky

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

I too, use said filing system. So far no emptied bowels though. However, the other day I got pooed upon. It was a novel sensation. Ben was rather amused when I plonked him on the toilet.
05-09-2009, 06:59 PM
ChUt

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by ChUt

is that wats heaven like for you .. Check if ur draped in white clothes while u admire the scenery

No, I actually, literally meant loaded with shite.

My 4 year old has a penchant for evacuating his bowels in enclosed spaces.

That's me boy. :happy:

Edit: Fuck sake, you ruined my 'joke' with your indecisive cuntery.

:lol:
Well some one had to do it since Allen has stopped or has he :eyebrows: ....
05-09-2009, 07:01 PM
Snee

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I too, use said filing system. So far no emptied bowels though. However, the other day I got pooed upon. It was a novel sensation. Ben was rather amused when I plonked him on the toilet.

I could practically hear mulder come, there.
05-09-2009, 07:02 PM
Alien5

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

stopped what? :unsure:
05-09-2009, 07:42 PM
Skiz

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

Seldom if ever do I lols on the internet, but this had ne fucking rolling. What a fucking idiot. :glag:

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-wha...90/postcount98
05-09-2009, 07:43 PM
The Flying Cow

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

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Originally Posted by Snee

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I too, use said filing system. So far no emptied bowels though. However, the other day I got pooed upon. It was a novel sensation. Ben was rather amused when I plonked him on the toilet.

I could practically hear mulder come, there.

:shifty:
05-09-2009, 07:45 PM
chalice

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

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Originally Posted by Skizo

Seldom if ever do I lols on the internet, but this had ne fucking rolling. What a fucking idiot. :glag:

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-wha...90/postcount98

Me too, like.

That has to be the most profoundly stupid thing that mong has ever posted. And that's no mean feat. I honestly didn't know where to start with that one.

It's a jewel-encrusted turd of a post. Best left alone.

Skiz, sticky it to fuck. You knows it makes sense, like.
05-09-2009, 07:56 PM
Skiz

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

His heads already inflated to fucking epic proportions. He's actually "flattered" that his name is in the $20 dollar fred title as he's too dim to realize its an insult. Look at the shit its making him post. I might lol myself straight to the grave after reading the posts which might ensue after a second thread bears his name.

I don't think I could take it. :no:
05-09-2009, 07:56 PM
Skweeky

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

Looks like mulder has passed out. He never replied to the poo post.
05-09-2009, 07:58 PM
ChUt

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

Lice,when can i expect another round of harshness,lyke.
ewe arrr turning out to be no show there
05-09-2009, 08:00 PM
chalice

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

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Originally Posted by Skizo

His heads already inflated to fucking epic proportions. He's actually "flattered" that his name is in the $20 dollar fred title as he's too dim to realize its an insult. Look at the shit its making him post. I might lol myself straight to the grave after reading the posts which might ensue after a second thread bears his name.

I don't think I could take it. :no:

His head's not inflated, mate. He just can't think of anything else to say, ffs.

'Methinks the mong doth protest too much' and all that.

Somebody needs to preserve that for posterity.

How to make a comprehensive spastic out of yourself on the internets.
05-09-2009, 08:01 PM
chalice

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

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Originally Posted by ChUt

Lice,when can i expect another round of harshness,lyke.
ewe arrr turning out to be no show there

You're doing a right good job on your own there, hotshot.

Besides, I'm still waiting for it to respond to my last in the Dildo fred. It ran away. Can't say I'm surprised. :dabs:
05-09-2009, 08:03 PM
Mr. Mulder

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sup guys ....think i just passed out or something, not sure what happened..... ? :unsure:
05-09-2009, 08:03 PM
Skiz

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Stuck. :happy:
05-09-2009, 08:04 PM
chalice

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

Re: the new sticky, Skiz.

You are the fucking man. Woo fucking hoo!!
05-09-2009, 08:09 PM
chalice

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All the fucking sevens, like.

Seven fucking thousand and fucking seven fucking hundred and seventy fucking seven fucking posts, like.
05-09-2009, 08:10 PM
chalice

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

A couple of fucking posts ago, like.

I slept in. :no:
05-09-2009, 08:12 PM
Skiz

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Dropped the 'O'.

Now it doesn't match my avatar though. :eyebrows:
05-09-2009, 08:14 PM
chalice

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Originally Posted by Skiz

Dropped the 'O'.

Now it doesn't match my avatar though. :eyebrows:

Noice.
05-09-2009, 08:18 PM
chalice

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

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Originally Posted by Skiz

Dropped the 'O'.

Now it doesn't match my avatar though. :eyebrows:

Noice.
05-09-2009, 08:44 PM
chalice

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

Double noice, it seems.

What are you playing at, UNESCO? :eyebrows:
05-09-2009, 08:46 PM
chalice

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's Kidneys

Trippy, like.
05-09-2009, 08:49 PM
tesco

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's Kidneys

Trimmed the thread a bit to make it quicker.
Archive: http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-lou...archive-284907
05-09-2009, 08:51 PM
Skweeky

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's Kidneys

who is bilkenter?
05-09-2009, 08:51 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's Kidneys

there's 4 young ladies in the front room and they appear to be drinking vodka :w00t:

i don't remember ordering them :eyerbrows:

see you gays later!
05-09-2009, 08:51 PM
chalice

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's Kidneys

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

who is bilkenter?

Some tard.
05-09-2009, 08:52 PM
tesco

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's Kidneys

:glag:
05-09-2009, 08:53 PM
Skweeky

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's Kidneys

Did he no used to be bikenter? :unsure:
05-09-2009, 09:00 PM
Thatsgreat

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's Kidneys

dunno
05-09-2009, 09:00 PM
tesco

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's kidneys

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Originally Posted by Skiz

Dropped the 'O'.

Now it doesn't match my avatar though. :eyebrows:

so now is it 'skeez' or 'skizz' ? Or 'skitz' ? :unsure:
05-09-2009, 09:01 PM
tesco

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's Kidneys

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Originally Posted by Thatsgreat

dunno

Who asked you? :unsure:
05-09-2009, 09:07 PM
Skiz

Re: Last One To Post Gets Bilkenter's Kidneys

Skiz, skeez, whatever.

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