No, I use the olfact.
Much easier when you just wake up and it's still dark.
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No, I use the olfact.
Much easier when you just wake up and it's still dark.
Ask me wot I got for my birthday. Go on.
'Hoi, chav, wot did you get for your birthday?'
Thanks for asking, like. I got absolutely fuck all cubed. True story.
No, wait, my reprobate stuttering freak of a brother gave me some heroin.
That kid's got a heart as big as a fucking land-fill.
The feeling is mutual, I always thought of you as an ass kisser, somebody without personality, another looser, no offense, but I don't respect ass kissers, waste of a human being.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
chalice is a very big boy; he can handle himself just fine. I seem to remember him sending a few little girls running off to their mothers...Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomato
I do like the fact that you and TVCY are willing to stand up for Cabalo. I have been vocal in his defense as well. However, it will take far more than your championing one of my friends for me to see you as anything of value.
Gilipollas, you never won anything at all and you never will, you are the black sheep of your tribe, the one nobody cares about, and I don't know how you got your hands in a computer, stealing is against the law tronko, and coming to the interney and insult people, that doesn't make you more than a man.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceYou couldn't string a fucking sentence together.Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomato
Everything you posted was utter gibberish. This offended me. I reacted. Now you can communicate. I win. You win. But I win the mostest, like.
Looser than what, you fucking paralytic chimpanzee?Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomatoThe feeling is mutual, I always thought of you as an ass kisser, somebody without personality, another looser, no offense, but I don't respect ass kissers, waste of a human being.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
We really need to address your brutal glances with the English language.
I approve of the spell-check embarkation. Such a pity it doesn't compensate for you being such a consistently stupid cunt, like.
Every time you respond to me, I win. See above gobbledygook for confirmation.Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomatoGilipollas, you never won anything at all and you never will, you are the black sheep of your tribe, the one nobody cares about, and I don't know how you got your hands in a computer, stealing is against the law tronko, and coming to the interney and insult people, that doesn't make you more than a man.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I love it when you get like this. You get so frustrated with me relentlessly trouncing you, your frigid little digits just seize up into fish-fingers, don't they.
Frozen French Fish-fingers floundering and flapping frantically, fetching furthermore foolishness with every futile folly.
Finnit.
How many tokes did that last one take chervice?
By the way, for what it's worth, happy birthday old toad.
Cheers Sherms.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Flying Cow
Took more than a few tokes to conjure up that stroke-mouthful, I can reasonably assure you of that.
I haven't slept yet and I've no intentions of catching any shut-eye any time in the foreseeable.
I am fucking wopped to the fucking max. True story.
Are you, at all, related to my husband? :unsure:
Are you calling me a hun?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Sorry I overlooked it as well .Happy belated .:)Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Getting nothing isn't nice but it's sort of another one of the consequences of getting older I'm afraid.Sort of like God's taking away all the happiness to get you more agreeable to dying.
Or less esoterically maybe it's just your family/friends are a bunch of inconsiderate wanks
Much as I'm drawn to fully confirm your frighteningly accurate latter supposition, I'll have to admit to overdoing the pathos in that post.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Sorry I overlooked it as well .Happy belated .:)Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Getting nothing isn't nice but it's sort of another one of the consequences of getting older I'm afraid.Sort of like God's taking away all the happiness to get you more agreeable to dying.
Or less esoterically maybe it's just your family/friends are a bunch of inconsiderate wanks
I got...
A birthday card from my kids.
A birthday card with 10 squids contained therein from my sister. Bless her. She also got me this fucking totally bin-bound weirdo board game thing. Fuck that, like.
A nice lump of ganja from my mate.
A birthday card and a bit of skag from my brother. The fucking nut.
My mum says a present is forthcoming. I've never known her to lie.
Didn't do too badly in hindsight. Maybe I'm just not happy unless I'm completely fucking miserable.
Unless there was cake, you need to go on a killing spree.
It's the only solution.
What you doing with the skag?
Also, you don't keep your b-day info in your profile, so consider the lava lamp an early prezzie :p
No personality?!!! Clearly something is being lost in Google Translate, or your synapses. Good luck getting either to work properly. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeThe feeling is mutual, I always thought of you as an ass kisser, somebody without personality, another looser, no offense, but I don't respect ass kissers, waste of a human being.Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomato
And for the love of god...
loose=your mother
lose=your life
There. Lesson for the day.
Relax man. It's just a post written by some guy you'll never even know.
Who cares?
Don't take it too seriously, TFC. Sometimes it is just fun to play rough. Occasionally, someone loses an eye. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Flying Cow
BTW, LOVE your avy!
The cow is right mega, we will never meet, so relax and meant to say loser, so chill out, play with your wife or kid, talk to your kid in the belly, don't spend so much time on the puter. You are insignificant to me, so don't worry about it any more.
Until we meet again, pento....muhahaha *cough*. :mellow: