There is something I don't understand about the serial killer Ted Bundy

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Originally Posted by chavis

Squeams, this person is harassing me. I don't know what to do.

He says that I'm a combative troll and boring. I think I'm a combative bore and fan-fucking-tastic to the Ultramax. That's like even more better than the Max or something.

How can we convince it not to bully us anymore?

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Do not lay upon the children the sins of the father

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I'm sure I don't know what you mean.

Are you one of those cryptic sorts who spaffs all kinds of aphoristic nonsense, which echoes back within their own cavernous skulls as profundity?

Don't answer that. It was rhetorical and I really don't think I could stay awake throughout the convoluted pish you're bound to deliver.

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Originally Posted by chavis

I'm sure I don't know what you mean.

Are you one of those cryptic sorts who spaffs all kinds of aphoristic nonsense, which echoes back within their own cavernous skulls as profundity?

Don't answer that. It was rhetorical and I really don't think I could stay awake throughout the convoluted pish you're bound to deliver.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Squeams, welcome back, where the fuck were you, happy birthdays and all that wank.

Squeams, this person is harassing me. I don't know what to do.

He says that I'm a combative troll and boring. I think I'm a combative bore and fan-fucking-tastic to the Ultramax. That's like even more better than the Max or something.

How can we convince it not to bully us anymore?

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Fankoo schweetie x
I got bored so I went away, and then I got bored again so I came back. You know how it is.

We need to find it a prostitute/backpacker/hitchhiker/attractive child/gay man/drug addict to play with. Or possibly kill it with a shovel and eat it; I'm undecided.
I think you're just lovely, FWIW :hug:

:wub:

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Do not lay upon the children the sins of the father

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I'm sure I don't know what you mean.

Are you one of those cryptic sorts who spaffs all kinds of aphoristic nonsense, which echoes back within their own cavernous skulls as profundity?

Don't answer that. It was rhetorical and I really don't think I could stay awake throughout the convoluted pish you're bound to deliver.

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Fear not, for it wasn't, nor was it intended to be, convoluted. It's simple... through a development only a few posts before (with quotes included), Squeamous is my child. You're complaining to one of my children about me, hence the rhetoric that was far too sophisticated for the reality of the fake situation.

Did I really need to explain it? It still seems incredibly obvious.

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Originally Posted by chavis

I'm sure I don't know what you mean.

Are you one of those cryptic sorts who spaffs all kinds of aphoristic nonsense, which echoes back within their own cavernous skulls as profundity?

Don't answer that. It was rhetorical and I really don't think I could stay awake throughout the convoluted pish you're bound to deliver.

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Fear not, for it wasn't, nor was it intended to be, convoluted. It's simple... through a development only a few posts before (with quotes included), Squeamous is my child. You're complaining to one of my children about me, hence the rhetoric that was far too sophisticated for the reality of the fake situation.

Did I really need to explain it? It still seems incredibly obvious.

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Nope, not a word. Three minutes to one by my watch.

Careful now. You're in danger of slipping into that (sometimes((but not for long)) vacant) slot of Visiting Lounge Spastic.

Keep it snappy. Keep it succinct. Otherwise I won't even have to try.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Nope, not a word. Three minutes to one by my watch.

Careful now. You're in danger of slipping into that (sometimes((but not for long)) vacant) slot of Visiting Lounge Spastic.

Keep it snappy. Keep it succinct. Otherwise I won't even have to try.

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Actually my other dad is a bit of a spastic as well; maybe my mum has a thing for them.

I'm seeing her this weekend. I'll ask her if she remembers a short lived but passionate affair with a goat-raping sociopathic 8 year old rainman 30-odd years ago. I'm pretty sure from the look on her face I'll be able to tell if the dirty slut has something to hide.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Nope, not a word. Three minutes to one by my watch.

Careful now. You're in danger of slipping into that (sometimes((but not for long)) vacant) slot of Visiting Lounge Spastic.

Keep it snappy. Keep it succinct. Otherwise I won't even have to try.

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Actually my other dad is a bit of a spastic as well; maybe my mum has a thing for them.

I'm seeing her this weekend. I'll ask her if she remembers a short lived but passionate affair with a goat-raping sociopathic 8 year old rainman 30-odd years ago. I'm pretty sure from the look on her face I'll be able to tell if the dirty slut has something to hide.

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Your mum is a good woman. It's just a pity that you got caught in the goat-cum crossfire.

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Your mum is a good woman. It's just a pity that you got caught in the goat-cum crossfire.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Keep it snappy. Keep it succinct. Otherwise I won't even have to try.

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I really just don't have the time to write shorter messages. It looks like you stick to the 3 line maximum for your posts. I usually get the gist in the first line so it seems like you could be going overboard.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I'm seeing her this weekend. I'll ask her if she remembers a short lived but passionate affair with a goat-raping sociopathic 8 year old rainman 30-odd years ago. I'm pretty sure from the look on her face I'll be able to tell if the dirty slut has something to hide.

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Your mum is a good woman. It's just a pity that you got caught in the goat-cum crossfire.

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We moved on from goats well before Squeamous's time. Also, you are serious underestimating the difficulty of making a goat cum... enough so much to even have a crossfire event. Maybe you have mastered the art of pleasuring goats, but I just can't obtain that level of goaterotica.

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I really just don't have the time to write shorter messages. It looks like you stick to the 3 line maximum for your posts. I usually get the gist in the first line so it seems like you could be going overboard.

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I'm seeing her this weekend. I'll ask her if she remembers a short lived but passionate affair with a goat-raping sociopathic 8 year old rainman 30-odd years ago. I'm pretty sure from the look on her face I'll be able to tell if the dirty slut has something to hide.

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Your mum is a good woman. It's just a pity that you got caught in the goat-cum crossfire.

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We moved on from goats well before Squeamous's time. Also, you are serious underestimating the difficulty of making a goat cum... enough so much to even have a crossfire event. Maybe you have mastered the art of pleasuring goats, but I just can't obtain that level of goaterotica.

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I'm really trying to like you, but you're not making it easy for me.

Do you ever get tired of being a dick?

You're really not good enough. Do step it up.

He came in and set the bar pretty high for himself, didn't he, Chalice? So far, outside of some solid comma use, I have yet to see what the hype was about. :idunno:

Perhaps he's just an overly-analitical "genius" in his trailer park. :unsure:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

He came in and set the bar pretty high for himself, didn't he, Chalice? So far, outside of some solid comma use, I have yet to see what the hype was about. :idunno:

Perhaps he's just an overly-analitical "genius" in his trailer park. :unsure:

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Quite. It came in all intelligent and ended up messing itself all over the place.

I have that effect on most retards.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Do you ever get tired of being a dick?

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I see now where you misunderstand me. I love being a dick, but I also like being an asshole. Of course you could acknowledge me as both, and tell me to go fuck myself. I may be a very intelligent person in my real life, but on the internet it's much more fun to be a pompous asshole. It is with this context I should be perceived, else you're watching a 3D movie with the specially designed glasses off (but that's only if you're really seeking the entertainment value out of this production). Also, the only person I really aim to entertain here is myself, so I can't really take requests at the moment.

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Quite. It came in all intelligent and ended up messing itself all over the place.

I have that effect on most retards.

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Which would mean to say you have almost no effect on retards?

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Yeah, nobody is reading your wank, troll.

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He came in and set the bar pretty high for himself, didn't he, Chalice? So far, outside of some solid comma use, I have yet to see what the hype was about. :idunno:

Perhaps he's just an overly-analitical "genius" in his trailer park. :unsure:

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In reality I've set the bar pretty low for myself, whilst I end up disappointed. It just looks high from your angle. I did come from a poor background though. I used to live one neighborhood over from a trailer park, but my childhood was mostly spent in the ghetto.

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Yeah, nobody is reading your wank, troll.

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Oh yeah sorry, didn't realize it went to 4 lines. I forget you don't appreciate the longer winded wording. I really cannot remember to keep your interests in mind when I post :frusty: :frusty: :frusty:

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In reality I've set the bar pretty low for myself, whilst I end up disappointed. It just looks high from your angle. I did come from a poor background though. I used to live one neighborhood over from a trailer park, but my childhood was mostly spent in the ghetto.

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Yeah, nobody is reading your wank, troll.

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Oh yeah sorry, didn't realize it went to 4 lines. I forget you don't appreciate the longer winded wording. I really cannot remember to keep your interests in mind when I post :frusty: :frusty: :frusty:

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Again, you're not doing it right. You may've posted on multiple boards and been fantastic, but you're not going to win here. This is a fact.

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In reality I've set the bar pretty low for myself, whilst I end up disappointed. It just looks high from your angle. I did come from a poor background though. I used to live one neighborhood over from a trailer park, but my childhood was mostly spent in the ghetto.

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I was only basing that bar on your own introduction. Watching you trip over it has been a delight so far, BTW. Have we seen you "perform" in any of the viral "fail" videos going around? It's always a pleasure to see guys claim to be able to jump over a building, only to crash into the lower 3 feet of it at high speed. It would be nice to see some of your video to match your text.

If you intend to come here with pomp, it is a general faux pas to not live up to it. Claims of greatness without evidence is just another online pretender. So far, you are looking like a 6-year old wearing one of those $4 Halloween costumes. You know, the ones that go up in flames when exposed to a spark...

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In reality I've set the bar pretty low for myself, whilst I end up disappointed. It just looks high from your angle. I did come from a poor background though. I used to live one neighborhood over from a trailer park, but my childhood was mostly spent in the ghetto.


Oh yeah sorry, didn't realize it went to 4 lines. I forget you don't appreciate the longer winded wording. I really cannot remember to keep your interests in mind when I post :frusty: :frusty: :frusty:

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Again, you're not doing it right. You may've posted on multiple boards and been fantastic, but you're not going to win here. This is a fact.

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At least he's not a smarmy twat, like. Could be worse is all I'm saying.

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Again, you're not doing it right. You may've posted on multiple boards and been fantastic, but you're not going to win here. This is a fact.

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At least he's not a smarmy twat, like. Could be worse is all I'm saying.

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Seems smarmy and seems like a twat to me. Did your radar get raped or something?

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

If you intend to come here with pomp, it is a general faux pas to not live up to it. Claims of greatness without evidence is just another online pretender

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There would need to be some sort of FST social standard for that to happen. Even if there was a norm, I wouldn't pay attention to it. A faux pas implies that I would be impeding my own goal. However, my goal is to just be grand... you see, being a grand person like myself, no one can really qualify for evaluating my level of success or superiority other than me.
It would be truly frightening to be discovered as someone who misrepresented himself on the internet! Also, honestly speaking, I don't get the fail video reference... I think I know what you're talking about (like some kids make a ramp?) but I just don't watch that category of home vids or find any entertainment value in it. I'm sure I could have appreciated the reference if I had the same exposure to it as you do.

I too enjoy watching the 6-year old on fire as analogous device, especially when you've experienced it and can really relate. However, that is quite an economical method you propose, I think the amount of gasoline being used was far more expensive than $4 per child. There was one time when I was at a 6-year old burning, and he was swinging around so much that a piece of burning flesh flew at my feet and ignited my shoe (it was a little soaked and still wet from the gasoline). I remember kicking it about and thinking there's got to be an easier way to do this, but since I wasn't directing it, I thought it might be a little rude for constructive criticism after the fact.

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Again, you're not doing it right. You may've posted on multiple boards and been fantastic, but you're not going to win here. This is a fact.

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You know, I like your spirit, I really do. If I could just get you to a little further than calling me a cunt or twat, or some other matter of existence that you find mysterious, then I could really call it a win. I find my game a little more fun, but if you want me to be open to more experiences, I could give yours a go.

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If you intend to come here with pomp, it is a general faux pas to not live up to it. Claims of greatness without evidence is just another online pretender

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There would need to be some sort of FST social standard for that to happen. Even if there was a norm, I wouldn't pay attention to it. A faux pas implies that I would be impeding my own goal. However, my goal is to just be grand... you see, being a grand person like myself, no one can really qualify for evaluating my level of success or superiority other than me.
It would be truly frightening to be discovered as someone who misrepresented himself on the internet! Also, honestly speaking, I don't get the fail video reference... I think I know what you're talking about (like some kids make a ramp?) but I just don't watch that category of home vids or find any entertainment value in it. I'm sure I could have appreciated the reference if I had the same exposure to it as you do.

I too enjoy watching the 6-year old on fire as analogous device, especially when you've experienced it and can really relate. However, that is quite an economical method you propose, I think the amount of gasoline being used was far more expensive than $4 per child. There was one time when I was at a 6-year old burning, and he was swinging around so much that a piece of burning flesh flew at my feet and ignited my shoe (it was a little soaked and still wet from the gasoline). I remember kicking it about and thinking there's got to be an easier way to do this, but since I wasn't directing it, I thought it might be a little rude for constructive criticism after the fact.

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Didn't read any of that, nor will anyone else. Your brilliance is wasted upon yourself.

If, of course, it was brilliance. Chances are it wasn't. Who knows?

You still haven't shown us any style, Do you think you'll ever manage it?

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Your brilliance is wasted

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awww why thank you
You're probably right though, maybe I shouldn't be posting in this pointless thread, it's needed elsewhere.

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If you intend to come here with pomp, it is a general faux pas to not live up to it. Claims of greatness without evidence is just another online pretender

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There would need to be some sort of FST social standard for that to happen. Even if there was a norm, I wouldn't pay attention to it. A faux pas implies that I would be impeding my own goal. However, my goal is to just be grand... you see, being a grand person like myself, no one can really qualify for evaluating my level of success or superiority other than me.
It would be truly frightening to be discovered as someone who misrepresented himself on the internet! Also, honestly speaking, I don't get the fail video reference... I think I know what you're talking about (like some kids make a ramp?) but I just don't watch that category of home vids or find any entertainment value in it. I'm sure I could have appreciated the reference if I had the same exposure to it as you do.

I too enjoy watching the 6-year old on fire as analogous device, especially when you've experienced it and can really relate. However, that is quite an economical method you propose, I think the amount of gasoline being used was far more expensive than $4 per child. There was one time when I was at a 6-year old burning, and he was swinging around so much that a piece of burning flesh flew at my feet and ignited my shoe (it was a little soaked and still wet from the gasoline). I remember kicking it about and thinking there's got to be an easier way to do this, but since I wasn't directing it, I thought it might be a little rude for constructive criticism after the fact.

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There are standards, and norms, in every group dynamic. You can fail to recognize them, you can taunt them, and you can even deliberately ignore them. That's your call. However, there have been hundreds upon hundreds of individuals who have come through here (even in my short stay, I can only imagine how many have come through over the years), and many have played the same persona you are attempting. In fact, you have not brought enough to the table to pull it off as well as others have done. You get your commas correct, so you are apparently educated to some manner, but that still does not give you any place, nor recognition here.

Without living up to your claimed greatness- make your subsequent words following your claims somewhat congruent, or you are simply a pretender. The internet is full of them- as you eluded to. We don't need another one here. If you can't give reason for anyone to respect you, you will find yourself either ignored, or treated like a punk. That is, until you are driven from the site with your fail between your legs.

If you have something of interest to add here, feel welcome to express it. Your expanded scenario of the 6-year old (I was thinking Wal-Mart costume, not gasoline- call me an environmentalist) was actually not without its merit. Now let's see if you can come up with your own ideas without building off another's thoughts. Quit with the "I'm [whatever] routine, and actually give people reason to think that on their own. That's what counts around here.

The vote is still out on you, but you are approaching that critical 51% douche bag point where the scale tips and it becomes increasingly difficult to get anyone to bother engaging you with any interest.

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There would need to be some sort of FST social standard for that to happen. Even if there was a norm, I wouldn't pay attention to it. A faux pas implies that I would be impeding my own goal. However, my goal is to just be grand... you see, being a grand person like myself, no one can really qualify for evaluating my level of success or superiority other than me.
It would be truly frightening to be discovered as someone who misrepresented himself on the internet! Also, honestly speaking, I don't get the fail video reference... I think I know what you're talking about (like some kids make a ramp?) but I just don't watch that category of home vids or find any entertainment value in it. I'm sure I could have appreciated the reference if I had the same exposure to it as you do.

I too enjoy watching the 6-year old on fire as analogous device, especially when you've experienced it and can really relate. However, that is quite an economical method you propose, I think the amount of gasoline being used was far more expensive than $4 per child. There was one time when I was at a 6-year old burning, and he was swinging around so much that a piece of burning flesh flew at my feet and ignited my shoe (it was a little soaked and still wet from the gasoline). I remember kicking it about and thinking there's got to be an easier way to do this, but since I wasn't directing it, I thought it might be a little rude for constructive criticism after the fact.

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There are standards, and norms, in every group dynamic. You can fail to recognize them, you can taunt them, and you can even deliberately ignore them. That's your call. However, there have been hundreds upon hundreds of individuals who have come through here (even in my short stay, I can only imagine how many have come through over the years), and many have played the same persona you are attempting. In fact, you have not brought enough to the table to pull it off as well as others have done. You get your commas correct, so you are apparently educated to some manner, but that still does not give you any place, nor recognition here.

Without living up to your claimed greatness- make your subsequent words following your claims somewhat congruent, or you are simply a pretender. The internet is full of them- as you eluded to. We don't need another one here. If you can't give reason for anyone to respect you, you will find yourself either ignored, or treated like a punk. That is, until you are driven from the site with your fail between your legs.

If you have something of interest to add here, feel welcome to express it. Your expanded scenario of the 6-year old (I was thinking Wal-Mart costume, not gasoline- call me an environmentalist) was actually not without its merit. Now let's see if you can come up with your own ideas without building off another's thoughts. Quit with the "I'm [whatever] routine, and actually give people reason to think that on their own. That's what counts around here.

The vote is still out on you, but you are approaching that critical 51% douche bag point where the scale tips and it becomes increasingly difficult to get anyone to bother engaging you with any interest.

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That's all very well and all that. However, this cunt could be Oscar fucking Wilde and I still wouldn't give it the time of day.

I don't give a fuck what it does, It'll never feel at home here. I'll make it my business to see to that.

It looks like I spoke too soon and missed the vote- thanks for reminding me to change my clocks... Oh well, it looks like the verdict came back with "douche bag". It certainly doesn't hurt my feelings any to see another *yawn* wanna-be lounge star come in with a lame approach and do a high-dive belly flop without taking the time to find out where the pool is...

Enjoy your new squeak toy, Chal. :happy:

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If you can't give reason for anyone to respect you, you will find yourself either ignored, or treated like a punk. That is, until you are driven from the site with your fail between your legs.

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I will only point out a core principle of mine in this first sentence, being concerned with how others view you is a child's game that I don't participate in. You seem to have a suspicion that if you try to put a little heat on me, I'll pack up and run. Or maybe not so much a suspicion as a hope, but as a charitable gesture on my behalf, let me squash that fantasy. I care not what others have done before me, you would be wrong to assume I'm someone of weak character. I rather like this forum, I can be half serious, half trolling without really needing to draw a permanent line between. Some of the BT and tech threads were just too serious, no outlet. But here it's great, there's someone actually trying to disprove my greatness... I mean, it's pretty hilarious.

But if you stop playing with me, I could be very bored and might just enjoy myself in some other thread. It's not really fun if it's just me and chavis... unless we do like a terrets off or something

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I don't give a fuck what it does, It'll never feel at home here. I'll make it my business to see to that.

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Sure chavis, give it a go. Just don't rest on your laurels and try to make them do the heavy lifting. But my delicate soul will request you to refrain from hurting my psyche with such great comebacks as:

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Queer.

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You are all cawk spanners to the max.

That is all.

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Some people are just nosey cunts.

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If it is, your head is a hollowed out coconut fit only for the depositing of pig spunk.

If it's not, then your head is a scooped-out pineapple doubling as a repository for porcine semen.

Either way you're still a fruity porker cum bucket.

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We'll soon be soon dead cunts soon to the max, like.

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Cawk.

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Cawk. Cawk. Cawk.

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None of your fucking business, spastic.

Why are you a virgin?

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Oooh. Please don't punish any more, master.

Twat.

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At least he's not a smarmy twat, like. Could be worse is all I'm saying.

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Seems smarmy and seems like a twat to me. Did your radar get raped or something?

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Pompous twit, more like, smarmy twats are in a different league, like.

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Sure chavis, give it a go. Just don't rest on your laurels and try to make them do the heavy lifting. But my delicate soul will request you to refrain from hurting my psyche with such great comebacks as:

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Queer.

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You are all cawk spanners to the max.

That is all.

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Some people are just nosey cunts.

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If it is, your head is a hollowed out coconut fit only for the depositing of pig spunk.

If it's not, then your head is a scooped-out pineapple doubling as a repository for porcine semen.

Either way you're still a fruity porker cum bucket.

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We'll soon be soon dead cunts soon to the max, like.

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Cawk.

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Cawk. Cawk. Cawk.

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None of your fucking business, spastic.

Why are you a virgin?

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Oooh. Please don't punish any more, master.

Twat.

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Looks like I've got me a live one. If I had a box of lucky stars, I'd be thanking them.

Now now, context is everything. I know where I've been. What's your point? Every post was justified as far as I'm concerned. I'm disappointed you didn't cherry-pick something better. I have quite a range, you know.

I've been doing this for quite a while. You'll get bored before I do. I've lost count of the hoards I've hounded from this lounge. Literally thousands. I can only work with the putty at hand. It's horses for courses. I know already not to take the same approach with yourself. It's a mutate and survive kinda thing.

Now that I've got me an alligator to wrassle, you'll see a marked difference.

Did I say alligator? I meant spastic.

There's a time to fuck and a time to crave,
But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave!
There's a time to shit and a time for God,
The last shit that I took was pretty fuckin' odd!
There's a time for drugs and a time to be sane,
Jimi Hendrix makes love to Marilyn's remains!
There's a time to live and a time to die,
I smoke Elvis Presley's toenails when I wanna get high!
There's a time to fuck and a time to crave,
But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave!
Yeah, I am the ultimate God!
Don't even think of looking with your naked eye, motherfucker.
SHUT UP!

- The Butthole Surfers

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There's a time to fuck and a time to crave,
But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave!
There's a time to shit and a time for God,
The last shit that I took was pretty fuckin' odd!
There's a time for drugs and a time to be sane,
Jimi Hendrix makes love to Marilyn's remains!
There's a time to live and a time to die,
I smoke Elvis Presley's toenails when I wanna get high!
There's a time to fuck and a time to crave,
But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave!
Yeah, I am the ultimate God!
Don't even think of looking with your naked eye, motherfucker.
SHUT UP!

- The Butthole Surfers

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Thanks for that, Doobs. Where have you been?

Can you see this person bullying me, Paul? It's wrong and it's unfair. What do you think I should do?

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

But if you stop playing with me, I could be very bored and might just enjoy myself in some other thread. It's not really fun if it's just me and chavis... unless we do like a terrets off or something

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We'll have to see if you bring enough anything to the table to warrant both the interest of Chalice AND myself. In case you haven't notice, which you wouldn't, Chalice and I are the only ones who have even been semi-interested in toying with reading your drivel. I'll take a siesta, wake me when you decide to bring attempt some game.

Sorry to hear of your terrets. That must make it very hard to hold such a (false) view of yourself when you are unable to maintain control of yourself in public. Perhaps that's why you no longer "care" about the opinions of others. Way to build a pacifying wall- too bad it's not sound proof, eh?

So, bring some game- your dead mouse routine only attracts cats for so long. Until you scurry about a bit, there is barely enough for Chalice to chew on...

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Originally Posted by chavis

Looks like I've got me a live one. If I had a box of lucky stars, I'd be thanking them.

Now now, context is everything. I know where I've been. What's your point? Every post was justified as far as I'm concerned. I'm disappointed you didn't cherry-pick something better. I have quite a range, you know.

I've been doing this for quite a while. You'll get bored before I do. I've lost count of the hoards I've hounded from this lounge. Literally thousands. I can only work with the putty at hand. It's horses for courses. I know already not to take the same approach with yourself. It's a mutate and survive kinda thing.

Now that I've got me an alligator to wrassle, you'll see a marked difference.

Did I say alligator? I meant spastic.

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Oh sorry that's check mate {throws his jacket over his shoulder as he turns and walks away with all eyes on him; taking with him that sense of awe, allowing them to float back down to reality as he disappears in the distance}
... is how I'd like to play it, but really I'm grinning nice and big

That was cherry picked for the purpose of taking it out of context silly.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

So, bring some game- your dead mouse routine only attracts cats for so long. Until you scurry about a bit, there is barely enough for Chalice to chew on...

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You don't own any cats do you? The foot under the throw rug, the moving string, they never get old. The live animals do get old really quick from the human side. My cat once brought a live bird in, and dropped it on my face while I was sleeping. You might ask, "how do you know that if you were sleeping?" Well it's because I suddenly woke up to a live bird smacking me around like Tina Turner, and that bastard yellow cat was giving it some room to just hunt it down again.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Looks like I've got me a live one. If I had a box of lucky stars, I'd be thanking them.

Now now, context is everything. I know where I've been. What's your point? Every post was justified as far as I'm concerned. I'm disappointed you didn't cherry-pick something better. I have quite a range, you know.

I've been doing this for quite a while. You'll get bored before I do. I've lost count of the hoards I've hounded from this lounge. Literally thousands. I can only work with the putty at hand. It's horses for courses. I know already not to take the same approach with yourself. It's a mutate and survive kinda thing.

Now that I've got me an alligator to wrassle, you'll see a marked difference.

Did I say alligator? I meant spastic.

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Oh sorry that's check mate {throws his jacket over his shoulder as he turns and walks away with all eyes on him; taking with him that sense of awe, allowing them to float back down to reality as he disappears in the distance}
... is how I'd like to play it, but really I'm grinning nice and big

That was cherry picked for the purpose of taking it out of context silly.

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Yeah, like you have a jacket, like.

I have been doing school stuff; however, it's two days into spring break, and I'm doing spring break stuff, which mostly consists of me watching porn and getting wopped.

He's a self important prick. I think you should step on his neck, see how well he handles it.

He can stay or piss off. I couldn't care less.


Peace, Paul :cheers:

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

I have been doing school stuff; however, it's two days into spring break, and I'm doing spring break stuff, which mostly consists of me watching porn and getting wopped.

He's a self important prick. I think you should step on his neck, see how well he handles it.

He can stay or piss off. I couldn't care less.


Peace, Paul :cheers:

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Do you think it even has a neck? It lied about having a jacket earlier and I'm pretty sure it doesn't know that checkmate is just one word.