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11-14-2003, 06:55 PM
Skweeky

Hey SG, it's almost Christmas ;) :D
11-14-2003, 06:59 PM
Yogi

Quote:

Originally posted by Skweeky@14 November 2003 - 20:55
Hey SG, it's almost Christmas ;)  :D

You mean you want me to send you one??

No probs!!

But it'll be the immitation.

And i warn you, it's quite addictive and you can take it anywhere........

:P Yogi
11-14-2003, 07:04 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

A big turn on could be the motion of someone doing the Dance........

http://www.thegrandcanyon.com/cruisers/pics/vl.jpg

Jonno B)
11-14-2003, 07:04 PM
Yogi

Quote:

Originally posted by Skweeky@14 November 2003 - 20:50
hmmm, it's easy to arrange that here, and the showerhead is a massage one, thus many many many possibilities there.

Hmmm...shower....I like showers, see, a few weeks ago... :P

http://www.showerheaddepot.com/conci...spider_big.jpg
Concinntiy
The Fantasy Shower Head
2712

- Wall Mount
- 5-5/8" Diameter
- 1/2" NPT Female Inlet
- 7 Spray Faces
- 144 Spray Outlets
- 8" Shower Arm & Escutcheon

And all that for only:

Retail Price $435.00

Yogi[who uses showerhead from secondhandstore 1,50 euro]
11-14-2003, 07:28 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

That looks dangerous :lol: :lol:

Surely the best one to have is a rubber one, with little nipples on, like the ones they have at the beach.........well, they don't here but in America and Hawaii they do...........the surfers come in and wash with them on the beach while the girls dance in their grass skirts and topless :D

Jonno B)
11-14-2003, 07:30 PM
Yogi

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 21:28
That looks dangerous :lol: :lol:

Surely the best one to have is a rubber one, with little nipples on, like the ones they have at the beach.........well, they don't here but in America and Hawaii they do...........the surfers come in and wash with them on the beach while the girls dance in their grass skirts and topless :D

Jonno B)

Are you in some Hawaian period??

Yogi
11-14-2003, 07:33 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

Yeah, I saw this thing last night about Hawaiian dancing girls, can't remember what they called but they so sexy :D

Jonno B)
11-14-2003, 07:34 PM
Skweeky

Yes SG, please do send me one, please do :D
11-14-2003, 07:48 PM
Yogi

Quote:

Originally posted by Skweeky@14 November 2003 - 21:34
Yes SG, please do send me one, please do :D

Next time i go to Amsterdam, i'll buy you one!

When i have it, you can pm me your adress, okay?

:rolleyes: Yogi

Edit: Deal!!
11-14-2003, 07:54 PM
Skweeky

DEAL! :D
11-14-2003, 08:42 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

What do I get? :unsure:

Jonno B)
11-14-2003, 08:50 PM
Yogi

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 22:42
What do I get? :unsure:

Jonno B)

Hearing your stories, you get enough!!!

But if you want one for your girl, i can send you one too!!!

But beware, it's tough competition!!!

:lol: VibyYogi
11-14-2003, 08:53 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

No no, I have plenty of competion now..........carrots, cucumbers etc :lol: :lol: And washing machines :unsure: :lol:

But what do I get? :(

Jonno B)
11-14-2003, 09:02 PM
Yogi

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 22:53
No no, I have plenty of competion now..........carrots, cucumbers etc :lol: :lol: And washing machines :unsure: :lol:

But what do I get? :(

Jonno B)

What do you want???

:huh: Yogi

Ahh, i found it for you!!!!

http://shop.sex-superstore.com/image...s/9022591N.jpg
11-14-2003, 09:06 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

Nah, I got one of them :P

How about a blowup Hula Girl :P

Jonno B)
11-14-2003, 09:11 PM
Yogi

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 23:06
Nah, I got one of them :P

How about a blowup Hula Girl :P

Jonno B)

Bwah!! You missfit!!

You're no fun playing with!!

Asked the mods here for my IP, huh??

I give you this one!!!

http://shop.sex-superstore.com/image...s/8170561N.jpg

Description: When he builds, he uses plenty of wood. He's built, he's buff, he's gonna drive his nail here it's needed! Includes hefty 8" dong and inflatable hunk with 2 love passages.

That should blow your mind!!!

HulaYogi
11-14-2003, 09:17 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

IP's searches are wonderful things, you're a perv in a lot of forums, not just here, but I had to get a translater for those :lol: :lol:

So can I unlock your account?............Are you gonna be a good boy :rolleyes:

As for the Bloke doll............got one of them too :P :lol: ............I'm quite suprised at the "hefty 8" dong", considering I'm only just short of that I always considered it normal....small actually :unsure:

Jonno B)
11-14-2003, 09:29 PM
Yogi

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 23:17
IP's searches are wonderful things, you're a perv in a lot of forums, not just here, but I had to get a translater for those :lol:  :lol:

So can I unlock your account?............Are you gonna be a good boy :rolleyes:

As for the Bloke doll............got one of them too :P  :lol: ............I'm quite suprised at the "hefty 8" dong", considering I'm only just short of that I always considered it normal....small actually :unsure:

Jonno B)

Quote:

you're a perv in a lot of forums,

Huh? Perv?? ME????
Where??

Quote:

So can I unlock your account?............Are you gonna be a good boy :rolleyes:

Yeah, make it SG aswell and i'll introduce myself properly one time.

Just felt like pulling a prank. Should've used a remote emailadress, stupid me!!!

Quote:

I'm quite suprised at the "hefty 8" dong", considering I'm only just short of that I always considered it normal....small actually :unsure:

When girls say it's "okay...", it's not..........

Believe me, 7 1/2 will do the "job"........

15Inch-Yogi
11-14-2003, 09:33 PM
NikkiD

Where did you ever get the idea that 8" was normal/small????? What are you comparing to? Just guys in porn I bet :rolleyes:

The truth? Average is more like 5-6" And not all girls are looking for 12", a lot of us run from that... again... were not all quite so stretched as girls in porn... :rolleyes:

So what are you complaining about? Besides... I think enough of us ladies have assured you that there's absolutely nothing wrong with yours... in fact, some of us rather admire it :wub:

Oh... and you just had to tell about the washing machine didn't you??? Well at least you didn't mention the tractor... DOH!!
11-14-2003, 09:33 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

Ok dude, no hard.................feelings............erm.........you know what I mean :rolleyes: Nice prank you had us hunting you down, if I had'nt found out it was you things could have got nasty :P :lol: :lol:

So 7.1/2 will do ok, glad about that :lol: :lol: :lol: cos I've never been told before :rolleyes:

erm............15Inch??............Something tells me you're related to John Holmes, his BIG brother? :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
11-14-2003, 09:47 PM
Yogi

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 23:33
Ok dude, no hard.................feelings............erm.........you know what I mean :rolleyes:  Nice prank you had us hunting you down, if I had'nt found out it was you things could have got nasty :P  :lol:  :lol:

So 7.1/2 will do ok, glad about that :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  cos I've never been told before :rolleyes:

erm............15Inch??............Something tells me you're related to John Holmes, his BIG brother? :lol:  :lol:

Jonno B)

John Holmes??? With that shrimp???

Mine is 15 when normal........

Wohahahahaha!!!!

:lol: Jus kiddin!! In the same range as you and also considered it normal/moderate for long. As nikkD says: too much porn.

Personally i'm glad it's not bigger.
Now it fits in to a milkbottle when i go camping......... :lol: :lol: :lol:

30Inch-Yogi(and growing :P )
[me pervy???NOOO]
11-14-2003, 09:54 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

@NikkiD, we had a discussion on this and I told you how shy I am............erm.........was, and I never said anything about you getting yourself off on a washing machine.........or your tractor at all :P

@SG..........Account is done "SG" ok :) I think it's just a guy thing, I think most guys who are of a relativly reasonable size think they are inadiquit where as guys who are ...........erm.........less.......go around spouting how huge it is...........there's a reason I make jokes about me being small :rolleyes:

Jonno B)
11-14-2003, 10:00 PM
Yogi

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 23:54
@NikkiD, we had a discussion on this and I told you how shy I am............erm.........was, and I never said anything about you getting yourself off on a washing machine.........or your tractor at all :P

@SG..........Account is done "SG" ok :) I think it's just a guy thing, I think most guys who are of a relativly reasonable size think they are inadiquit where as guys who are ...........erm.........less.......go around spouting how huge it is...........there's a reason I make jokes about me being small :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

And make jokes about being gay...........

1inch-yogi
11-14-2003, 10:05 PM
Skweeky

Are you saying you say you have a small cock because you think it's huge? :huh:

:P :P :lol: :lol:
11-14-2003, 10:09 PM
NikkiD

Well then who said about the washing machine? :blink:

I know you didn't say about the tractor... I said about the tractor...
11-14-2003, 10:10 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

Yogi..........you're obviously iching for me to tell you,........... I'm Tri-Sexual :rolleyes: I like the best of all worlds dude :)

@Skweeky...........No I'm saying that the majority of men who tell everybody they have a huge cock generally hav'nt, whereas those who joke about it being small are usually ok, if you go thru all my posts , not once have I said I have a huge cock, I've often said it's small in some way or given actual size...........or......erm.......posted proof :lol: But never said it was big :)

Unless I'm drunk, in which case I did'nt really say it :lol:

@Nikki...........I only said "Washing machine".YOU said that you use it, not me :P ...........Need a hand with some washing ;)

Jonno B)
11-14-2003, 10:13 PM
Skweeky

Hehehe, I know Jonno baby, I was only kidding

Anyway, I'm off to take a bath :D :P :D
11-14-2003, 10:15 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

Skweeky's taking a bath................everybody..............jump in :D

Jonno B)
11-14-2003, 10:20 PM
Yogi

Quote:

Yogi..........you're obviously iching for me to tell you,........... I'm Bi-Sexual  I like the best of both worlds dude 

And why would i be itcing at that??

That's plain sick!!

A Bisexual SurferBoy........??

Mmmm??!!

If you ever come to Holland.............

Bi-Yogi
11-14-2003, 10:23 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

:lol: So it's you, me and you're girl huh? :D

Could be fun :D

Can I bring Nikki? :) ............Not sharing her tho <_<

Jonno B)
11-14-2003, 10:24 PM
Yogi

[img]http://drs.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Bubblebath/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://members.aol.com/pumpkinave/costumes/bubblebath.gif[/img]
11-14-2003, 10:25 PM
Yogi

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@15 November 2003 - 00:23
:lol: So it's you, me and you're girl huh? :D

Could be fun :D

Can I bring Nikki? :) ............Not sharing her tho <_<

Jonno B)

Quote:

............Not sharing her tho <_<

Ah, caught you, you leech!!!
11-14-2003, 10:26 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

:blink: Well I guess it's right in the sense you can only see one hand :lol: :lol:

Whaaaaaaaaaat??.............You can watch :D

Jonno B)
11-14-2003, 10:31 PM
Yogi

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@15 November 2003 - 00:26
:blink: Well I guess it's right in the sense you can only see one hand :lol: :lol:

Me dumb; don't follow.....

Quote:

Whaaaaaaaaaat??.............You can watch :D

Does Nikki have a say in all this???? :blink: :blink: :blink:

BlinkBlinkYogi
11-14-2003, 10:35 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

The top comment was aimed at the bath pic :rolleyes:

As for Nikki, course she does..........she says what ever I do :lol: :lol: Ok I better hide now :unsure: :ph34r:

Jonno B)
11-14-2003, 10:52 PM
NikkiD

Ahem... just remember Jonno... I don't share either... not that way... <_<

We had this discussion before too remember? :unsure:

And... erm... I have my own mind thank you very much!!! Just cause I agree with you most of the time, doesn't mean you're my puppetmaster!!!
11-14-2003, 11:03 PM
SniperInTheShadows

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 22:15
Skweeky's taking a bath................everybody..............jump in :D

Jonno B)

But the water would splash out if everybody jumped in and there'd be none left for Skweeky to take her bath, and is her bath big enough for everyb... uu, wait a minute, you're not on about bathing really are you? ;)

Well, if Skweeky make's that offer i'm sure everybody would take her up on it ;)

No comment about my, uu, manhood's size, i'd be too embaressed <_< :blink: :(

I think Jonno was on about you doing washing or something is all NikkiD :-) (Hope that help's get you out of trouble Jonno :-))

Sniper.
11-14-2003, 11:09 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

@Nikki.........erm........yeah..........erm...........we did.........but they can watch right? :D ............I'm not your puppetmaster?.......But you said I could put my hand...........I'll get me coat :unsure:

@Snipe........Yeah cheers dude, that will thro her........I'll flash me willy at her too, she'll forget all about it..................

*NIKKI!!!.........*Drops leather pants*

Jonno B)
11-14-2003, 11:14 PM
SniperInTheShadows

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 23:09
@Nikki.........erm........yeah..........erm...........we did.........but they can watch right? :D ............I'm not your puppetmaster?.......But you said I could put my hand...........I'll get me coat :unsure:

@Snipe........Yeah cheers dude, that will thro her........I'll flash me willy at her too, she'll forget all about it..................

*NIKKI!!!.........*Drops leather pants*

Jonno B)

Glad I could be of some help mate, uu, not with the flashing your willy at her though, i'm on about getting you out of trouble with the washing machine thing, the willy thing you'll have to manage yourself lol

Sniper.

EDIT : Typo (Unless you call your willy "Will", in which case it was a coincidental typo lol)
11-14-2003, 11:22 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

Quote:

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@14 November 2003 - 23:14

EDIT : Typo (Unless you call your willy "Will", in which case it was a coincidental typo lol)

:lol: :lol: LMFAO :lol: :lol: Thats the funniest thing I heard all night :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ahh don't worry about the Washing machine thing, she gets of on a washing machine the same way I get off on a jackhammer :D

@Nikki....... :P you can't drop me in it now......ner ner na ner ner :P

Jonno B)

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