Noice, but my cawk is a strictly average affair. I console myself with Aristotle's Golden Mean.
Allen's mum didn't complain, though. To be fair, it was in her mouth at the time.
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Noice, but my cawk is a strictly average affair. I console myself with Aristotle's Golden Mean.
Allen's mum didn't complain, though. To be fair, it was in her mouth at the time.
[QUOTE=megabyteme;3629333]Have you seen "The Father of Invention"? You remind me of that movie. Only if it was up a Wyoming mountain, with the cast being a man and a goat.Quote:
Definition of CALIBER
1a : degree of mental capacity or moral quality b : degree of excellence or importance
2a : the diameter of a bullet or other projectile b : the diameter of a bore of a gun usually expressed in hundredths or thousandths of an inch and typically written as a decimal fraction <.32 caliber>
3: the diameter of a round or cylindrical body; especially : the internal diameter of a hollow cylinder
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Now you are suggesting you pissed on her. I doubt he'll appreciate that, either. Damn ingrates...Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Yeah, well, it's pretty difficult not to piss when you're having a shite on someone.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeNow you are suggesting you pissed on her. I doubt he'll appreciate that, either. Damn ingrates...Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I'm suspecting this wasn't the right fred to post Melanie in :ermm:
You might've gotten away with Leonard Cohen, Les.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56hiB4eTzBE
True, Leonard channels the zeitgeist of the fred beautifully.
I'm stubborn as those garbage bags
that Time cannot decay,
I'm junk but I'm still holding up
this little wild bouquet:
I began to chuckle halfway thro' that, and then at the brown text i released what can only be described as a guffaw and part of the chocolate truffle i was eating ended up inside my nose somehow.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisYour opinion is a fucking idiot, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
Welly well well well, Allen, I'm not sure how to respond to that because I'm not sure if you'd taken your psyche medications before or after you posted it.
If it was before, then your quack has almost gotten it right. With the correct tweaking of anti-psychotics, he/she could almost reintroduce you back into society (under observation, of course). The right drugs coupled with me pointing out what a spastic you are all the time might just allow you to pass for a normal human being. Given your previous postings, however, I wouldn't hold out too much hope for that.
If it was after (assuming you're following the instructions on the prescription) then your quack should be fucking struck off and perhaps arrested for polluting what's left of your feeble lickle mind with dangerous hallucinogens. Your previous post was some seriously incomprehensible bollocks.
The minute I start taking advice on how to post from a delusional, slow-reader like you, Allen, is a sorry day for humanity altogether and I think we'll all die a little inside. I'll post whatever the fuck I feel like posting and there's pretty much fuck all you can do about it.
Also, I fucked your mum. A lot.
karmic truffles, beef hooked.
That's my opinion.
I don't think there's a right or wrong about it.
Your opinion means pretty much fuck all around here, Allen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
You used to be the lovable mong that everyone tolerated cos they felt sorry for you. The eternal n00b, if you will. Now you're just a mong on pills.
As does yours.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisYour opinion means pretty much fuck all around here, Allen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
Absolutely. However, I wasn't dopey enough to venture that it might.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahAs does yours.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Nah! I can't be arsed today... have a good day chavis :)
I'm taking that as a surrender.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
And I'm meant to give any kind of fuck about what you're taking it as, am I?
Yep, definitely a surrender.
You see what's going on, chalice...
http://i39.tinypic.com/sy2ntk.jpg
He doesn't see anything, all he does is make wild uninformed assumptions, read things that haven't been written, and from those derive names to call people.
read more books and done more tests and shit. I actually like my job but I’m not really qualified for the position i have now and its only a matter of thyme before someone twigs :eyebrows:
i say im going to change lyke, i go on amazon and buy books for exams i plan to do in my spare thyme. i have to spend 14 hours a week on buses, that's a lot of free thyme to read. but its six in the morning and before i get on the bus i buy a mcdonalds coffee. then im sat there thinking well i can't very well read with just one hand free can i!1 so i just put my headphones in for a bit then end up reading fuck all :emo:
Shirley that would require the power of sight, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
You didn't think that through there, Barry.
He sees more than you, or I ever will:Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
The all-seeing eye of Chalice beheld our deplorable state; infinite pity touched the heart of the Father of mercies; and infinite wisdom laid the plan of our recovery.
No you're confusing sight with insight, the first being a physical capability you couldn't possibly exercise on here, and the second being a quality you most certainly haven't shown any of in anything I've read on here. I could give examples, but there's little point, you are who you are. That's OK with me.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Awwww. :wub:Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Oh! Come on, you can't blame me, you have to love anyone who so easily opens themselves up to being poked with a pointy stick over and over again :P
Yes, I've warmed to you a bit. Let's not make it public, alright? :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
I know the feeling well. Mind you they need to get a wiggle on, I retire in a few years. :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I would train parkour from a young age. It's great fun, It's social, It's gives you the body of a body builder, it's healthy, and if you are good, you get rich from doing what you love. :)
Your tense is all fucked, being that you're still at an age where you can do that. Except for the money of course, halfwits make other people rich.Quote:
Originally Posted by l0s7
:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by l0s7
http://i40.tinypic.com/35hls8i.jpg
[QUOTE=mjmacky;3629761]If you had the body of a bodybuilder you wouldn't be able to jump a puddle.Quote:
Originally Posted by l0s7
lolz, wiggle on :mushy:Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesI know the feeling well. Mind you they need to get a wiggle on, I retire in a few years. :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
One of the womenz in the office used that expression the other day and I rather liked it....she has a nice wiggle too :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulderlolz, wiggle on :mushy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
I have taken a day off today while my Nissan Useless gets a new computer whatsit fitted - as far as I can tell this is all under the warranty :01:
Why the fuck a fog lamp is routed through the computer and they can only fix it by replacing the computer box is beyond me. Whoever thought that this was sensible needs a couple of weasels down the front of his* trousers.
(*I can't believe a women would have been so daft to have thought that such obvious over-engineering was a good thing).
do you not have a couple of tourches (flash lights $) you can sellotape to the front? :eyebrows:
/pics of the wiggle.
My solution was to remove the bulb - fecking thing wouldn't switch off even with all the switches off and the keys out. However, garage said that the computer was faulty and that if I didn't get it fixed it would connect with all the missile silos and start Armageddon or something else.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I'm sure we have office rules about taking pics of the wimmenz' wiggles :( True story
What happ to your comp? Were you trying to use it as a seed-box?Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesMy solution was to remove the bulb - fecking thing wouldn't switch off even with all the switches off and the keys out. However, garage said that the computer was faulty and that if I didn't get it fixed it would connect with all the missile silos and start Armageddon or something else.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I'm sure we have office rules about taking pics of the wimmenz' wiggles :( True story
I would not do it, because I can at any time... that the freedom.