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brb, telling my missus that someone called me a wanker on the internets so I can hide behind her skirts while she delivers a cutting riposte :smilie4:
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weenden
dont get me started on the f-n lol thing
Oh no. You're going to go on about maths formulas again. :fear:
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manker
brb, telling my missus that someone called me a wanker on the internets so I can hide behind her skirts while she delivers a cutting riposte :smilie4:
:lol:
That reminds me of my first lounge thread. It was about mrs.something else knocking someone out, or something else.
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I'll double the offer if I'm the last one
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Something Else
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weenden
dont get me started on the f-n lol thing
Oh no. You're going to go on about maths formulas again. :fear:
Quite right, hotshot. Wee Eden used to be a likeable spastic but times have moved on to the max. If he wanted to be our pet spastic, he should've stuck around.
Now he's just being a common or garden spastic.
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in unrelated news, i cut my head open playing footie last thursday and have some steri-strips above my eyebrow holding the cleaved skin together.
it makes me look all dangerous and i like it.
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/pics or it did not fucking happen.
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What kind of Welshist footie. Plus won. Pics or I cut my leg off yesterday with a chainsaw.
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fuck's sake. if I post a pic of my eyes, someone from the internets will copy/paste it to the beard phoatie and make an identikit pic out of the fragments and hunt me down in such a way that i might have to get my missus to protect me.
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I had to work today with only one leg because of you. Cunt. Retrospective accident harshness to the max.
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hoi welshist, as you've been in nevada and this is the first thyme ewe've posted since the match
3-0 ewe bawlbag:01:
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When did Newcastle play Nevada.
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:lol:
Peabody logic in reverse to the max.
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Proper Bo
hoi welshist, as you've been in nevada and this is the first thyme ewe've posted since the match
3-0 ewe bawlbag:01:
:lol:
cunt
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felt bad about ben's leg
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You remembered to remove the exif data with your exact, geographical location. Right. :unsure:
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manker
That's the sexiest eyeball I've ever encountered.
And I've encountered some sexy eyeballs, let me tell you.
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The leg seems fine now. Cheers. I have a picture of my boss' chainsaw gash tho' :smilie4:
I'll find it tomorrow.
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Something Else
You remembered to remove the exif data with your exact, geographical location. Right. :unsure:
that only happens with iphoens, rite? :fear:
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It's all good. I used my phone to take the pic.
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I can't imagine any harm could possibly come of it. It's only the internets.
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Ah, when I said about no one posting for 3 weeks, it appears I was looking at the thread title date rather than the last post date.
I would never have noticed had chalice not posted that link to the lol thread.
I feel like I have to read it all but I have beans to count. you bastards.
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manker
Ah, when I said about no one posting for 3 weeks, it appears I was looking at the thread title date rather than the last post date.
I would never have noticed had chalice not posted that link to the lol thread.
I feel like I have to read it all but I have beans to count. you bastards.
To be honest, I haven't posted since then. I was gonna give it up and write the great Irish novel, but then Snee came back and you came back, and that's pretty much better than the great Irish novel.
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It's never a chore to facilitate your procrastination.
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manker
It's never a chore to facilitate your procrastination.
Fuck that. I was raised a catholic.
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:01: Helped stop the great irish novel :01:
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Snee
:01: Helped stop the great irish novel :01:
Capitalise Irish, or I'll come over there and slap the wealth right out of you.
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I'll snap your arm like a twig.
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I am deeply ashamed.
As a symbolic gesture. I just accidentally demagnetized all the cards in my wallet.
No really, I did. Someone put a magnet on my desk, lulz.
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I just wanted to snap your arm like a twig, mate. I didn't want to rape your credit, like.
If I'd've wanted that, I'd've said that I'd snap your credit cards like twigs.
To be fair, snapping credit cards like twigs is prolly easier than snapping arms like twigs or something.
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chavis
.........To be fair, snapping credit cards like twigs is prolly easier than snapping arms like twigs or something.
It depends, if you cruise the old folks homes and pick on the old broads with osteoporosis, their arms have the consistency of cheese sticks, so you could have an arm snapping extravaganza without even breaking into a sweat.... :blink:
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Artemis
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chavis
.........To be fair, snapping credit cards like twigs is prolly easier than snapping arms like twigs or something.
It depends, if you cruise the old folks homes and pick on the old broads with osteoporosis, their arms have the consistency of cheese sticks, so you could have an arm snapping extravaganza without even breaking into a sweat.... :blink:
Maybe where you're from, Art.
Over here it's the pensioners wot do the raping.
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If you think you can snap credit cards, then acrylonitrile butadiene styrene will have a stern reply to that. If you succeed, tell your underwriting bank they aren't collecting enough interest.
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*cough*
Exactly how much are you expecting me to gift you at your bar mitzvah?