Listen you bastards......

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Originally Posted by Snee

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Originally Posted by chavis

Don't. It's nazi and the only time I feel like posting is when your big blue nonsense of a name is present.

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That's it, then. You're breaking up with me.

After all this time :(

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You knows I loves ya. See, the thing is, I can anticipate manker (to an extent). Once you see that big smurfy handle, you can be pretty much assured he's gonna post. This makes me happy.

Yourself, on the other hand is an invisibubble ninja and we can only be assured of your posts after you've posted them. This makes me unhappy.

Two solutions present themselves. Either manker goes invisibubble and I can't anticipate anything. I don't like that solution. Or you become visibubble and I win the internets. Woo hoo!!

good save

Slipperier than one of Tulisa Contostavlos's dildos on ice, that's me. :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Says the only lady submitting THE testimonial. I have a big man-pleasing cock.

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I meant mine!

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I meant yours too. You see, when I masturbate and finally convey my offerings, my vas deferens, perineum and cock all participate in one glorious act to please me, thus I am the owner of a man-pleasing cock. So I was saying that for my first person, not your first person, which is the second person, so there was no second person at play, not even on the grassy knoll. Your lady cock please you, when you stick it in your vagina ---I never quite posited on a firm theory for how you Hermes have fun time--- or stroke it, w/e. It'd be the same even if we dutch ruddered, but the adjectives become a very confusing mess once we introduce frottage.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Slipperier than one of Tulisa Contostavlos's dildos on ice, that's me. :smilie4:

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We dildos get stuck on ice, deductively speaking.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by chavis

Slipperier than one of Tulisa Contostavlos's dildos on ice, that's me. :smilie4:

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We dildos get stuck on ice, deductively speaking.

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Not after Tulisa gets done with you, you won't.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

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Originally Posted by manker

cus when you write '/thread' it means that it and you can't talk about it anymore and that the person who wrote '/thread' is right.

/thread

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While reading this brain cells started dying.

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Funny, cos it was my favourite part :smilie4:

srs

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Originally Posted by Snee

That's it, then. You're breaking up with me.

After all this time :(

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You knows I loves ya. See, the thing is, I can anticipate manker (to an extent). Once you see that big smurfy handle, you can be pretty much assured he's gonna post. This makes me happy.

Yourself, on the other hand is an invisibubble ninja and we can only be assured of your posts after you've posted them. This makes me unhappy.

Two solutions present themselves. Either manker goes invisibubble and I can't anticipate anything. I don't like that solution. Or you become visibubble and I win the internets. Woo hoo!!

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I could bff you, I suppose :unsure:

When you said you were going to bff me, I thought you meant literally and I didn't notice what you did on a forumular level.
I only noticed some days later, at which time I felt a tinge of guilt that you had gone to such an effort and I hadn't even noticed, much less returned your advances.

It's to your credit that you found it in your heart to forgive me,

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

We dildos get stuck on ice, deductively speaking.

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Not after Tulisa gets done with you, you won't.

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I honestly don't recall using "We", it changed the whole tone of my message. I mean, what?

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I meant yours too. You see, when I masturbate and finally convey my offerings, my vas deferens, perineum and cock all participate in one glorious act to please me, thus I am the owner of a man-pleasing cock. So I was saying that for my first person, not your first person, which is the second person, so there was no second person at play, not even on the grassy knoll. Your lady cock please you, when you stick it in your vagina ---I never quite posited on a firm theory for how you Hermes have fun time--- or stroke it, w/e. It'd be the same even if we dutch ruddered, but the adjectives become a very confusing mess once we introduce frottage.

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I can tell from your prose that you're a skilled and generous lover.

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Originally Posted by manker

When you said you were going to bff me, I thought you meant literally and I didn't notice what you did on a forumular level.
I only noticed some days later, at which time I felt a tinge of guilt that you had gone to such an effort and I hadn't even noticed, much less returned your advances.

It's to your credit that you found it in your heart to forgive me,

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srs :eyebrows:

I don't know what I'm typing anymore. I nodded off on the toilet just 10 minutes ago. I said "We dildos" and now have to act as their representative for the rest of my life. Disregard last hou'rs posts.

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Originally Posted by Mary

You see, when I masturbate and finally convey my offerings

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You make it sound like a chore. Get better pr0nz.
When I try that, my prose comes across as edgy, I make typos, and get frequently mistaken for a 14 year old.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I meant yours too. You see, when I masturbate and finally convey my offerings, my vas deferens, perineum and cock all participate in one glorious act to please me, thus I am the owner of a man-pleasing cock. So I was saying that for my first person, not your first person, which is the second person, so there was no second person at play, not even on the grassy knoll. Your lady cock please you, when you stick it in your vagina ---I never quite posited on a firm theory for how you Hermes have fun time--- or stroke it, w/e. It'd be the same even if we dutch ruddered, but the adjectives become a very confusing mess once we introduce frottage.

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I can tell from your prose that you're a skilled and generous lover.

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h4r5h

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Originally Posted by Snee

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Originally Posted by manker

When you said you were going to bff me, I thought you meant literally and I didn't notice what you did on a forumular level.
I only noticed some days later, at which time I felt a tinge of guilt that you had gone to such an effort and I hadn't even noticed, much less returned your advances.

It's to your credit that you found it in your heart to forgive me,

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srs :eyebrows:

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2obvs

wat :unsure:

like you don't know

I could easily see this provide days of fun.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I don't know what I'm typing anymore. I nodded off on the toilet just 10 minutes ago. I said "We dildos" and now have to act as their representative for the rest of my life. Disregard last hou'rs posts.

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Or until someone relieves you of your duty.
Did you do that thing where you're falling asleep as you're writing/talking and you only snap to when your brain alerts you that you're making a terrible mistake? The other night STM&SD was falling half asleep in a drunken stupour on the train with his head on my shoulder, then announced 'I only cuddle after 3 emotional episodes'. So today I had PMT right in his face. I'm planning on getting drunk tonight so shall probably booty call him at 3am and then cry until he gives me chocolate. Sunday is our sponsored run, so he's going to get the full gamut of my misery for 6 long miles. Unguarded comments can be detrimental to one's wellbeing :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Mary

You see, when I masturbate and finally convey my offerings

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You make it sound like a chore. Get better pr0nz.
When I try that, my prose comes across as edgy, I make typos, and get frequently mistaken for a 14 year old.

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You read something about masturbation and commented using the same word as me :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

You make it sound like a chore. Get better pr0nz.
When I try that, my prose comes across as edgy, I make typos, and get frequently mistaken for a 14 year old.

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You read something about masturbation and commented using the same word as me :smilie4:

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instigation

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Originally Posted by Snee

I could easily see this provide days of fun.

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How.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I don't know what I'm typing anymore. I nodded off on the toilet just 10 minutes ago. I said "We dildos" and now have to act as their representative for the rest of my life. Disregard last hou'rs posts.

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Or until someone relieves you of your duty.
Did you do that thing where you're falling asleep as you're writing/talking and you only snap to when your brain alerts you that you're making a terrible mistake? The other night STM&SD was falling half asleep in a drunken stupour on the train with his head on my shoulder, then announced 'I only cuddle after 3 emotional episodes'. So today I had PMT right in his face. I'm planning on getting drunk tonight so shall probably booty call him at 3am and then cry until he gives me chocolate. Sunday is our sponsored run, so he's going to get the full gamut of my misery for 6 long miles. Unguarded comments can be detrimental to one's wellbeing :smilie4:

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You're so easy going. He's a lucky lad.

:ermm:

btw, if you start to leak hormones from your mouth, he'll probably just run a bit faster so you can't keep up. That's what I'd do. Even if we weren't running to start with.

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Originally Posted by Snee

I could easily see this provide days of fun.

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How.

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ouno

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Originally Posted by manker

You're so easy going. He's a lucky lad.

:ermm:

btw, if you start to leak hormones from your mouth, he'll probably just run a bit faster so you can't keep up. That's what I'd do. Even if we weren't running to start with.

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Don't worry I'm used to seeing the soles of men's feet :ermm:

Only problem with being easy going is they think I'm weak and inevitably take the piss. I'm starting to run out of room under my patio.

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You're so easy going. He's a lucky lad.

:ermm:

btw, if you start to leak hormones from your mouth, he'll probably just run a bit faster so you can't keep up. That's what I'd do. Even if we weren't running to start with.

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Don't worry I'm used to seeing the soles of men's feet :ermm:

Only problem with being easy going is they think I'm weak and inevitably take the piss. I'm starting to run out of room under my patio.

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As long as you take the dentures out (in deference to your predilection for older men) and remove jewellery John George Haigh's method of body disposal left very little mess, and would probably satisfy some of your lingering scientific inquiries.....

Oh that's just fucking lovely, J-Dye finally gets bored after years and wanders off for a decent period of time only to be replaced by resurrections of Dave.
Fuck you, I'm not going to quote you, you're not even funny so when this poast gets erased you just disappear. Till the next time retard, I hope you have an unfortunate yachting accident.

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[:pinch:]

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FFS, Dave. Get some professional help. Seriously. You shouldn't be around your wife or kids.

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Originally Posted by buggsy

yada, yada, yada more drivel......
@Artemis
Oh! I agree, all this stopped being funny .....and here I am vilified by you all as a stalker. I even have my very own smiley, don't I?

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You mean this one? http://i.imgur.com/2vCcP.png

I much prefer this one for you. http://i.imgur.com/ZoqO6.gif

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Originally Posted by buggsy

I even have my very own smiley, don't I?

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A man who does the horrible deeds portrayed by that smiley surely has the sense of humor required to appreciate it.

Smile about it.

If you're still looking to have a go ...


;)



-doobs

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You see, when I masturbate and finally convey my offerings

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You make it sound like a chore. Get better pr0nz.
When I try that, my prose comes across as edgy, I make typos, and get frequently mistaken for a 14 year old.

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If watching war torn village peasant mothers get kidnapped by revolutionary rebel pizza delivery men, and forced to perform glory hole fellatio on pissing 16" fake penises while getting cash thrown at them as it is captured by a hidden camera doesn't get me off, I don't think "pr0nz" is the problem anymore.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Or until someone relieves you of your duty.

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I was finally relieved of my duty, your concern has all the appreciation from the bowels of my heart.
And for clarification, I was playing spider solitaire on my phone using two suits... I've got 45 consecutive wins and am feeling an addicted drive to keep it going.

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It's not as good as mine.

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Had a look, it sucked. Thanks for the comments on yours, it inspired a new update.

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It's not as good as mine.

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Had a look, it sucked. Thanks for the comments on yours, it inspired a new update.

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It's good to have updates, macky. Do you think he'll have to move again, now?

EDIT- With the ease in which Dave moved, it makes me wonder if his house had wheels under it. :idunno:

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Originally Posted by buggsy

If I needed professional help I wouldn't be telling the people (on other sites) that I won't be sticking a screwdriver in anyones head.

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If you were mentally stable, you wouldn't be babbling on about it on other sites. :frusty:

And, you've always had a smilie here, it just didn't have your name on it...

Spoiler: Show

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BTW, Dave. Can you post the link to your page, please. Curiosity is killing me...

anyone up for comparing cawk size on msn?

That one was just created on the 24th. I think there is another one created earlier. Davesbabblelog, or something else...

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That one was just created on the 24th. I think there is another one created earlier. Davesbabblelog, or something else...

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Don't stir.

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anyone up for comparing cawk size on msn?

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Hang on, I've just got to find my fisheye lens.