Gossiptime!

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Originally posted by NikkiD@18 November 2003 - 22:56

/me hums Girl... you really got me now...

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Oh thats pushing it :unsure:

Head?? :devil:.....red.....white... etc :P

Jonno B)

I heard that Lamsey had a terrible accident when he was young and lost his right eyelid (not his eyesbrow, mind you). In order to save the eye from drying out, doctors had to transplant skin from another part of his body. The only area on his body with skin of the proper thickness and able to grow hair was on his scrotum. So a small section was transplanted, and today he is as good as new. Well, to be honest .............











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he is a little cock-eyed. :o

Hahahahahaha

You double posted!!!!!

And that was really, really, really unfair...

Erm... I know something I could say, but it would just be too mean. So I won't.

How was your shower this afternoon?

:devil:

i heard hobbes shares the same defective gene as Bigboab that causes them to tell bad puns

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Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@19 November 2003 - 01:09
i heard hobbes shares the same defective gene as Bigboab that causes them to tell bad puns

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Bad puns in gossip>>>> :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

MoreLikeFartInsinuate-Yogi :P

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Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@18 November 2003 - 23:09
i heard hobbes shares the same defective gene as Bigboab that causes them to tell bad puns

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I havn't got them now. Mrs Bigboab stitched them up today.

I allege that JPol is a diet beverage drinking homo.

Definition allege [Show phonetics]
verb [T] FORMAL
to state that someone has done something illegal or wrong without giving proof:
[+ (that)] The two men allege (that) the police forced them to make false confessions.[+ to infinitive] Mr Smythe is alleged to have been at the centre of an international drugs ring.[+ that] It was alleged that Johnson had struck Mr Rahim on the head.

alleged [Show phonetics]
adjective FORMAL
It took 15 years for the alleged criminals (= people thought to be criminals) to prove their innocence

Thank you.

GossipOkayBlasphemyNot-Yogi :lol:

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Originally posted by NikkiD@18 November 2003 - 23:07


How was your shower this afternoon?

:devil:

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:o I cannot believe you said that :o And now you've run off..........right!

Jonny's playtime now :devil:

I heard Nikki Loves washing machines :P :D

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+19 November 2003 - 00:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 19 November 2003 - 00:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@18 November 2003 - 23:07


How was your shower this afternoon?

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:o I cannot believe you said that :o And now you&#39;ve run off..........right&#33;

Jonny&#39;s playtime now :devil:

I heard Nikki Loves washing machines :P :D

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Are you alleging that she intentionally unbalances the load for maximal vibration. Such scandal&#33;

Yeah&#33;&#33;&#33;

Jonno, if you would remove the weight from the machine the effect will be, well,

let&#39;s say........quite wiggly..... :lol: :lol:

Yogi

I&#39;m not saying anything..........but for the right price we could have a Sequal to Rons thread, updated so to speak :P :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@18 November 2003 - 19:10
I&#39;m not saying anything..........but for the right price we could have a Sequal to Rons thread, updated so to speak :P :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

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*Ahem*

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Oh shit :unsure: I thought you&#39;d gone :o ..............erm................runhttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/eekout.gif

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@18 November 2003 - 18:41
I heard Nikki Loves washing machines :P&nbsp; :D

Jonno B)

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Is that wif the lid opened or closed? http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/busted.gif

• http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ohno.gifSowwy Nikki.... pwease don&#39;t hurt me.

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Originally posted by Skweeky@17 November 2003 - 14:41
I&#39;ve heard lilmiss uses lollypops for unorthodox events :D

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• Mmmm.... http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/lolly.gif ....tanks sweetie&#33;

&#33;&#33;BREAKING NEWS&#33;&#33;

The file sharing community was in deep shock last night over the revelation that JONNO_CELEBS aka The Axeman, was admited to a physiciatric unit downloaded from the RIAA after revelations that he had a bad spelling fit. He was quoted as spluttering: "I..........erm............so i have schizo.......skitzo........smikts.........a split personalty man" His motorbike was later unavailable for any commentary.

lilmiss, now on a recovery farm somewhere in the outback after an attack of peace love and smack, said to one of our reporters, "yeah man, like....cool...i mean like...he was, like you know...way out you know?" A cuddly rabbit nearbye was heard whispering "hurry up, i can&#39;t hold this lollipop in my butt much longer."

More news:
The Netherlands were shocked last night at the discovery that SensualGardening, well know side kick to santa claus, was thinking of emigrating to Australia without his wifes knowledge. Police found an arsenal of suitcases filled with tulips and a sack of shit with a note to Billy_Dean with the message, "These are for you my dear and i look forward to screwing your cats." His wife was unavailable for comment, but sources can reveal that she is now staying with a friend. Searching through this friends garbage all our reporter could find where some empty Colt45 beer cans.

bigboab, well known Newcomer to the K-lite forum, was heard commenting on his misserable post count, "its not my fault i&#39;m illiterate, blame my parents." His father Lamsey was unavailable for coment.

The rumours that NikkiD and Skweeky were planning on moving to Sweden are of course true and i have a letter in my possesion to prove it. Allow me to quote: " Well UKMan, we are sick and tired of those bozos who call themselves men and are cumming over to you to have some real fun&#33;"

Belive it or not :P

Peace
UKGossipMan

PS:
More to cum later B)

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Originally posted by UKMan@19 November 2003 - 01:03
The file sharing community was in deep shock last night over the revelation that JONNO_CELEBS aka The Axeman, was admited to a physiciatric

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http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/no.gif That&#39;s not shocking in the least....

• .... long overdue I&#39;d say. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif

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Originally posted by UKMan@19 November 2003 - 07:03

The rumours that NikkiD and Skweeky were planning on moving to Sweden are of course true and i have a letter in my possesion to prove it. Allow me to quote: " Well UKMan, we are sick and tired of those bozos who call themselves men and are cumming over to you to have some real fun&#33;"

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Hehehehe, we&#39;re cumming to Sweden. hehehehehe, yeah, :D

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Originally posted by UKMan@19 November 2003 - 06:03
&#33;&#33;BREAKING NEWS&#33;&#33;

The file sharing community was in deep shock last night over the revelation that JONNO_CELEBS aka The Axeman, was admited to a physiciatric unit downloaded from the RIAA after revelations that he had a bad spelling fit. He was quoted as spluttering: "I..........erm............so i have schizo.......skitzo........smikts.........a split personalty man" His motorbike was later unavailable for any commentary.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: ROTFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cool :D

@Skweeky........You and Nikki moving to Sweeden?.....but you&#39;ll be further away.............although Nikki will be closer..............hmmm..........I got a sudden urge to Ski :D (do they do that, oh shit, thats Switzerland :rolleyes: )

Jonno B)

@UKman:

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As winner of the EarlyBird-GossipAward you:

Hereby you are promoted to Chief-Editor on matters of Great Concern&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
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I can confirm that Jonno is hospitalised:

In his last groupseesion he confessed being a crossdressing bookshelf&#33;&#33;&#33;

Source: Jonno is a bookshelf.

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Lilmiss&#39; is recovering fine, though during creative therapy she was caught

trying to make pot out of rabbits.

With tears in her eyes she said: i didn&#39;t wanna hurt me rabbits&#33;&#33;&#33; Really&#33;&#33;








Result:
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NikkiD&Skweeky:

Her &#39;s the travelguide you asked for:

Lesbian Travel in Sweden

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BillyDean seems to be a frog...........









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Hence his fear of feral cats.........
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All rumours on SensualGardening are just filthy lies&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Disgusting&#33;&#33;&#33;

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MunchMunchYogi

<------UKMan proudly exhibits his new title :)

I heard some people actually do think UKMan was famous in his younger days :lol:

;) We&#39;re wondering if we can make him famous in his older days Skweeky.

:o ;) :P :lol:

i think that UK will find himself just as famous in his ummmm present Skweeky... ;)

btw... im ozbabe.... ive heard a lot about you... ;)

;) @ UKMan... we&#39;ll have some good stuff for you to print tomorrow... B) ;)

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:wub: :"> :wub: :">

good to see that UK already knows he only need ONE of me&#33;... ;)

UKFeelingVerySpecialMan ;)

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Originally posted by cowswithguns@19 November 2003 - 13:41
UKFeelingVerySpecialMan ;)

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Its not everyday - i&#39;m just basking in my 15 minutes of fame - i had to borrow that 15 off someone else too :lol: Used up mine years ago..... ;)

hmmmmm <_< suspicious. This will need further investigation.

:wub: UKfeeltehhttp://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/heart.gifMan :wub:

When&#39;s your birthday UKMan?

Nikki, AussieSheila, Ozbabe and I will come to Sweden to spoil you for a weekend then

if you tell us more about those other 15 minutes of fame

;) Skweeky&#33; She is a woman after me own heart. You&#39;re on babe&#33;

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Come on UK, we&#39;re hanging on your every word. ;)

:lol: :lol: But we have to bring Cowsy as well, what do you think UKdoeshehavetheenergyMan?

:blink: :blink: :blink:

You gals are gonna have to do some searching here - i&#39;ve actually left more clues than i should :unsure:

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Originally posted by Skweeky@19 November 2003 - 13:51
When&#39;s your birthday UKMan?

Nikki, AussieSheila, Ozbabe and I will come to Sweden to spoil you for a weekend then

if you tell us more about those other 15 minutes of fame

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Not untill next summer Skweeky - july in fact ;) thats when i celebrate my **th birthday - so its rather apt i think (no not 69 - ha ha)

Ooooh&#33; I haven&#39;t been to Sweden for years&#33; :)

id much rather go to Switzerland... i havent seen that yet&#33;.. ;)

better still.... Perth Western Australia... much warmer... and sooooo hospitable... ;)

:( Well, I&#39;ve never been out of Oz.... &#39;cept for a day in Tasi.... don&#39;t s&#39;pose that counts really.

Gosh&#33; ...... I could make a confession about that trip tho&#33; Oh no&#33; Wrong thread..... never mind.

:unsure:

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Originally posted by UKMan@19 November 2003 - 12:55
<------UKMan proudly exhibits his new title :)

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But Ukman, that means you have to control this thread aswell on Gossip.....

And no start chatting with those l****** aussie&#39;s, Okay???

Would be a shame to see you lose that title the same day you got it&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

MasterofGossip-Yogi

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Originally posted by AussieSheila@19 November 2003 - 14:31
:( Well, I&#39;ve never been out of Oz.... &#39;cept for a day in Tasi.... don&#39;t s&#39;pose that counts really.

Gosh&#33; ...... I could make a confession about that trip tho&#33; Oh no&#33; Wrong thread..... never mind.

:unsure:

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UKMan screaming for revenge
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