I don't think you can blame me for all of you paying no attention to her posts about how she knew I wasn't any danger to her. Which is where that flid out came from.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
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I don't think you can blame me for all of you paying no attention to her posts about how she knew I wasn't any danger to her. Which is where that flid out came from.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
dave. There was no "flid out" except in your head.Quote:
Originally Posted by mentalmanI don't think you can blame me for all of you paying no attention to her posts about how she knew I wasn't any danger to her. Which is where that flid out came from.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
Other favourites of mine include 'wala' when a particularly stupid person thinks they're saying voilą and 'per say' when they mean 'per se'.
I don't know of anyone who would fuck that last one up, do you, Mary؟
Well, for starters it makes us not look like blithering idiots.Quote:
Originally Posted by mentalmanI'm fascinated by this obsession some of you have with the grammar and spelling of posts which you all claim are meaningless?Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
I mean personally to me I don't give a fuck of what I post is spelt correctly or uses perfected prose, it's meaningless drivel, none of which I can ever be sure will actually make it onto this board anyway.
Anyway back to the point, these anally retentative urges you and manker have to present your meaningless posts perfectly, does it serve some purpose?
I hope that helps.
"vica versa" gets me annoyed.
:schnauz:Quote:
Originally Posted by ckritWell, for starters it makes us not look like blithering idiots.Quote:
Originally Posted by mentalman
I hope that helps.
qft
Sorry to disappoint, but the perfected prose and spelling, doesn't detract from the content.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
I hope that helps.
There are some I do on purpose to bait technical arguments, but only the English based ones. 2 of note:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
"Intensive purposes"
"beckon call" (also beckoned call)
However, I try not to fuck with cross-language ones like when latin-based languages enter English dialects. Nobody would get it I feel. Wasn't it you that said per say? I remember it recently and I feel like I participated... can't recall.
Did anyone get the emo <---> immo ?
... anyone?
...
:sadwalk:
You said it and Darthy picked you up on it, which was quite startling in and of itself because of his emulation aspirations.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyThere are some I do on purpose to bait technical arguments, but only the English based ones. 2 of note:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
"Intensive purposes"
"beckon call" (also beckoned call)
However, I try not to fuck with cross-language ones like when latin-based languages enter English dialects. Nobody would get it I feel. Wasn't it you that said per say? I remember it recently and I feel like I participated... can't recall.
Did anyone get the emo <---> immo ?
... anyone?
...
:sadwalk:
I was fairly sure at the time it was a mistake rather than a pseudo-error.
Also, I think you have to be pretty skilful about it, at least initially. You couldn't just do it to a new audience.
They have to be pre-aware of your non-idiot status - alternatively you could just not care about what people think and do it anyhow.
But we all care, really.
Exactly.Quote:
Originally Posted by mentalmanSorry to disappoint, but the perfected prose and spelling, doesn't detract from the content.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
I hope that helps.
A perfectly framed post which conveys exactly its intended meaning doesn't detract one iota from the content - and that is precisely the reason I aim to present such posts to my readers.
Ironic that you should be the one to point this out, Dave, since you seem to have no truck with the concept.
Although I'm sure dave's post is a really cutting retort in whatever bizarro-verse it is where everyone else is wrong and dave is right, chalice's post are flid outs and following someone around equals being stalked, this is still qftQuote:
Originally Posted by mankerExactly.Quote:
Originally Posted by mentalman
A perfectly framed post which conveys exactly its intended meaning doesn't detract one iota from the content - and that is precisely the reason I aim to present such posts to my readers.
Ironic that you should be the one to point this out, Dave, since you seem to have no truck with the concept.
If it wasn't you, then Idol? Sometimes I'll forget to etymologize my errs. Some of them are not my own creation, but from some of Ivana's students.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by mjmackyIf it wasn't you, then Idol? Sometimes I'll forget to etymologize my errs. Some of them are not my own creation, but from some of Ivana's students.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You're not Idol?!?!Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Spoiler: Showdamn you, memory :pinch:
This moderation thing is pretty cool, I get to have first refusal at making Dave look (even more) like a gibbering chimp.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckritAlthough I'm sure dave's post is a really cutting retort in whatever bizarro-verse it is where everyone else is wrong and dave is right, chalice's post are flid outs and following someone around equals being stalked, this is still qftQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
I guess it's a bit like beating a quadriplegic to death with his own prosthetic, but w.e.
Have you ever heard of the infinite monkey theorem?
I have this theory that while you might need an infinity for a monkey to do Shakespeare, it would take a crack team of bonobos considerably less to do dave.
Perhaps as little as five minutes.
I just want to say that I very much dislike 'qft'. Posterity/posteriority
I like posteriority and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a post comes in with a zany bit of waste
And throws crazy in your face
You quote for fun, wanna play it rough
'Cause you notice that post was fucked
Deep in his thoughts you're glaring
You're hooked and you keep comparing
Oh baby, I wanna play with you
And snap this picture
Then homeboy tries to warn me
That he has content even though he's corny
Ooh, Dave's a cruisin'
You say he's following my Benz?
Well, abuse me, abuse me
'Cause you can't even harsh me smoothly
I've seen him prancin'
To hell with prose stancin'
He's weak, upset,
Spew the bile like he's got tourette'
I'm tired of Dave's routine
Sayin' the opposite of what he means
Take his average lie and throw it back
He gets a panic attack
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Does Dave show his paranoia (Hell yeah!)
So just quote it! (Quote it!) Quote it! (Quote it!)
Quote that ragin' nut!
Posterity got yo' back!
qftQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
fucking fuck I didn't even foresee that
It's taken me until now to realise that you wrote it because it looks like rap lyrics - and you're asian :crazy:
I'm sure it's excellent but I've got thisirrational hatred thing going on regarding poetry.
You don't know Baby Got Back?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I've got a treat for you... my total humiliation
I couldn't play the song and record at the same time (would block out my laptop microphone if the sound got too loud), so I had to go a cappella and mix with a karaoke version. Beyond the white, a rap travesty.
http://toofiles.com/a/287464.html
password is mary
Money shot right there. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by McMacky
*EDIT* Somewhere in England, Dave is dancing in his tighty whiteys to your serenade.
:glag: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I have no idea why you would do this, but I'm glad you did.
/saved :smilie4:
I revel in self pity and loathing just as much as I revel in self glorification. The way I see it, I can't lose unless I'm average.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker:glag: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I have no idea why you would do this, but I'm glad you did.
/saved :smilie4:
But then again, being average would be a disappointment so it cycles back around.
So basically you can't help but to be happy with your daily feats.
I think Squeams is going to haul you back into her orrifice for this.
You may be able to considerably speed up the process if you put the team of bonobos on crack? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
1. = http://magnumdave.wordpress.com
2. =
3. =Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
:fear: :balustrade:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
This sequence played through my head as I read that:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSa49wCb6TI
And she was going about overt femininity not being aggressive.
That's the best thing that's ever happened to me. Better than the birth of my children by about seventy-teen-five miles.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Alrite, matey.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisThat's the best thing that's ever happened to me. Better than the birth of my children by about seventy-teen-five miles.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Births are somewhat over-rated.
I mean the enormity of the event that hits you afterwards is fantastic, but all the hanging around, the nine month prelude and the blood, shouting and literal shit. Ew.
Sounds a bit like a wedding :eyebrows:
Wotcha.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerAlrite, matey.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Births are somewhat over-rated.
I mean the enormity of the event that hits you afterwards is fantastic, but all the hanging around, the nine month prelude and the blood, shouting and literal shit. Ew.
Sounds a bit like a wedding :eyebrows:
Yeah, the missus has had three caesareans wot with her being a short-arsed, narrow-hipped hobbit and stuff. She likes Italian nosh, so as the knife went in, the delivery theatre was invariably pervaded with the overbearing stink of garlic and pish and shite and new life. A heady compound which makes you glad for surgical masks.
Couldn't wait to get to the pub to get the aroma out of my respiratory system. True story.
Today's booblies are Christina Ricci's. :smilie4:
This is actually a brilliant game mentaldave, this is the best thing you've ever done :)
Probably in your entire life, like. :unsure:
Ooh, caesarians. I always think of them as being posh rather than a necessary medical alternative.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisWotcha.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Yeah, the missus has had three caesareans wot with her being a short-arsed, narrow-hipped hobbit and stuff. She likes Italian nosh, so as the knife went in, the delivery theatre was invariably pervaded with the overbearing stink of garlic and pish and shite and new life. A heady compound which makes you glad for surgical masks.
Couldn't wait to get to the pub to get the aroma out of my respiratory system. True story.
I don't recall any smells - apart from when she shit herself, like.
Women. They just don't know what we men have to put up with :dry:
hmmzQuote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
They look crap. I had imagined that Ricci would have the bosom of a furtive seventeen year old.
That is a strangely compelling spidey talent you have there barbie :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Strange, because at this very moment I smell like piss, shit, and onions. I'm also sitting on the toilet with my laptop.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisThat's the best thing that's ever happened to me. Better than the birth of my children by about seventy-teen-five miles.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Onions? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyStrange, because at this very moment I smell like piss, shit, and onions. I'm also sitting on the toilet with my laptop.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I was too afraid to ask. :fear: