The Litmus strop

I thank you for your leniency, it's not afforded to me very often.
Could be something to do with my annoying and intensely inquisitive nature

Internet? No, why waste my time on there when there are libraries full of books to be read

Hulk smash.

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libraries full of books to be read

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:O You really aren't Dave, are you?

Libraries are just as full of unfulfilled, flailing spastics. Some are sent there. Some are drawn of their own volition.

The noise levels remain the same.

@ MBM No I'm not, easy clue there is I'm a complete, as Chavis would put it, spastic when it comes to using these boards!

@Chavis I'm definitely one of the spastics that gets drawn to libraries, for the peace and quiet and the fascination that books hold. Books never intimidate, humiliate, or degrade you in anyway, just a constant source of learning. I should have been a librarian!

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@ MBM No I'm not, easy clue there is I'm a complete, as Chavis would put it, spastic when it comes to using these boards!

@Chavis I'm definitely one of the spastics that gets drawn to libraries, for the peace and quiet and the fascination that books hold. Books never intimidate, humiliate, or degrade you in anyway, just a constant source of learning. I should have been a librarian!

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shhhhhhhhh

Sorry :P

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@ MBM No I'm not, easy clue there is I'm a complete, as Chavis would put it, spastic when it comes to using these boards!

@Chavis I'm definitely one of the spastics that gets drawn to libraries, for the peace and quiet and the fascination that books hold. Books never intimidate, humiliate, or degrade you in anyway, just a constant source of learning. I should have been a librarian!

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Librarians don't use exclamation marks. They're unnecessary.

What are your thoughts on anal sex?

Unneccessary, a bit like exclamation marks.

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Unneccessary, a bit like exclamation marks.

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Noice. See, I'm starting to like you already.

That's good enough for me, we'll be bosom buddies before long.

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That's good enough for me, we'll be bosom buddies before long.

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I wouldn't go that far, Papa Smurf.

This part of the board is all about the jokes and personal disclosure. Some people just don't see it that way. These are the people who make the jokes happen.

That'll be Mama Smurf to you. See i can do personal disclosure too.
I'm not so hot on the jokes, although some would say I'm a joke.

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That'll be Mama Smurf to you. See i can do personal disclosure too.
I'm not so hot on the jokes, although some would say I'm a joke.

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Fuck sake, I should've known you were of the girl persuasion by the way you post. It's nice to have an extra set of tits in the lounge, I mean that most sincerely.

And you're not a joke. Yet.

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Sorry but I'm not Dave
I'd ask for an apology in asking me to stfu, but I doubt it would be forthcoming!!

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dave, you're arguing with an IP tool, tool.

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My tits and the rest of me thank you for the welcome.

I've often been the brunt of a good joke, it pays to have a good sense of humour.

@Chalices well I asked the questions and I thank you for your time in answering with your opinion.

I'm going to keep an open mind and see how things go.

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Seriously, as long as you don't say anything manker (he's the mentalist moderator here) 'dislikes' you'll be OK. He likes people to be 'likeable' those that are can stay, those that aren't can 'f&*@ off'. That's how it works.

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Hoi Dave, is there any chance you could move your wheelchair off the parking space? I've got four black thalidomide victims wrangling to get in.

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Hoi Dave, is there any chance you could move your wheelchair off the parking space? I've got four black thalidomide victims wrangling to get in.

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There is only one possible answer to that question.

Fuck off, cunt.

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There are about 3 fucking million answers to that question, Dave. You just couldn't think of a funny one.

In an ever changing and uncertain world it is reassuring to return to the Lounge and see that everything is pretty much the same.

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There are about 3 fucking million answers to that question, Dave. You just couldn't think of a funny one.

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When you're using that username chavis, the answer to any question you ask is going to always be "Fuck off, cunt".

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I'm sure I don't know what you mean. Chavis is indeed a fine, upstanding fellow who negotiated peace talks between our shameful race and that pesky colony wot showed us all how to speak.

I can only imagine that you're mistaken or direly uneducated.

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I mean really! What kind of complete fuckwit tells me that the world doesn't revolve around me after sitting and watching his mates make every single fucking thread about me... I suppose he's the kind of stupid fuckwit who thinks I was enjoying that. Fucking knobhead.

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Just to clarify, this thread was not even about you Dave, it was about *new* users on the site. Actual new users, who are not simply coming back to remind everyone how little they care about this board and its members. But naturally, you were upset over something and needed attention.

P.S. the thread was also me starting a new trend to bring more chemistry to the fore.

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it is your reason d' etre

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I hope that was on purpose since you were talking to Dave.

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Do you always welcome new users in such a hospitable manner?
I hadn't thought that my words were in any way confrontational, or condescending.
I merely attempted to join in and raise a few questions.
Is the lounge only for the priviledged few?
I must have been wrong in the assumption that this was a place for anyone to be allowed a voice without getting shouted down or insulted.

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Doesn't come across as sincere, doesn't feel you bothered to read the first post. It's free deconstruction in a tough economy, how much more am I supposed to give?

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I mean really! What kind of complete fuckwit tells me that the world doesn't revolve around me after sitting and watching his mates make every single fucking thread about me... I suppose he's the kind of stupid fuckwit who thinks I was enjoying that. Fucking knobhead.

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Just to clarify, this thread was not even about you Dave, it was about *new* users on the site. Actual new users, who are not simply coming back to remind everyone how little they care about this board and its members. But naturally, you were upset over something and needed attention.

P.S. the thread was also me starting a new trend to bring more chemistry to the fore.

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Technically chavis stayed on topic. What does he win? Apart from the obvious.

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Just to clarify, this thread was not even about you Dave, it was about *new* users on the site. Actual new users, who are not simply coming back to remind everyone how little they care about this board and its members. But naturally, you were upset over something and needed attention.

P.S. the thread was also me starting a new trend to bring more chemistry to the fore.

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Technically chavis stayed on topic. What does he win? Apart from the obvious.

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Fuck off, cunt

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Technically chavis stayed on topic. What does he win? Apart from the obvious.

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Fuck off, cunt

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Sorry, visceral reaction. One 9 % CH₃-CH₂-OH solution on me.

Never apologise. I'd hate you for it.

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So when I tell Mary that I wish he would drink the next bottle of Drano that he buys I am deluding myself into thinking that both of us see this as simply harmless if juvenile fun?

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That would depend upon the 'relationship' you and Mary have. Telling someone you get along with and jest with that they should drink a bottle of Drano is completely different from telling someone whom you've only ever argued with the same thing.

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Tell me more Dave, because Idol and I have only ever hated each other and often dream of shoving more than Drano down each other's throats. What does it all mean Dave?

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Never apologise. I'd hate you for it.

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It wasn't sincere.

Now I know I was at the end of one of insomniatic cycles, but did I really misspell strip in the thread title, or was it changed to something that has meaning to british types?

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It wasn't sincere.

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That's alright then, dickhead. You're lucky I didn't have to go all existential on your arse.

A new user walked the coals and came out the other end reborn in this very thread, Dave. Albeit somewhat quickened coals. Read back.

You just couldn't do it right.

Why should I be convinced the new user isn't just a dupe account. Remember chavis, I only stopped thinking reject was you about a month ago.

Frankly Mary, I gave up all hope on you when you had to look up the original Prisoner.

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Why should I be convinced the new user isn't just a dupe account. Remember chavis, I only stopped thinking reject was you about a month ago.

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reject isn't a chavis dupe account? Are you sure about that?

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Dave, your school didn't have the resources to teach me what I know.

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Story of my life that chavis, always some bastard sticking the boot in when I least need it.

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One Foot In The Dave.

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Frankly Mary, I gave up all hope on you when you had to look up the original Prisoner.

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You placing your hopes in me would be a shortsight of such dramatic error I couldn't do enough damage to it force upon you, A or B.

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Story of my life that chavis, always some bastard sticking the boot in when I least need it.

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One Foot In The Dave.

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Bridesmaid of Frankenstein's bride, he is...