I don't reckon it works like that. You need to stop eating chips, nachos and pizza to get rid of your girl breasts.
Exercise wouldn't hurt, particularly push ups and lots of jogging.
It all sounds hard. Why not just keep your shirt on at all times?
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I don't reckon it works like that. You need to stop eating chips, nachos and pizza to get rid of your girl breasts.
Exercise wouldn't hurt, particularly push ups and lots of jogging.
It all sounds hard. Why not just keep your shirt on at all times?
That just makes them firm.but it does make them sexy.
Either way, Im already in progress.
They don't get too sensitive after YOUR orgasm you racist :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
Don't say that Manky, don't you EVER say that. We won't give up on her. It's just that at times of stress the autistic do tend to regress back into themselves. We just need to be patient with him. He'll come back to us when he's ready :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Next one's in his early 20s I think :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Where can I find the wanking tips section?
-doobs
Hey, I'm not here to judge what you find attractive, I just only ask to dress within my gender... publicly that is.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousWhen you put on the Jimmy Krankie costume I bought you, I'll dress like a retarded hipster. Deal?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You'll realize later what almost everyone comes to in their own time, you don't fuck with perfection.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI'm not sure if I want her to be fixed, perhaps that's why I didn't keep my end up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
OK, you can mess with perfection, but that kind of ruins it. Maybe you all like it better that way.
Wtf did you do to M&SSTD :oQuote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousNext one's in his early 20s I think :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
And also, you'll destroy a mere sapling. I fear for the poor chap, ease him in slowly and don't unleash the full fury of your sexual extras cabinet upon him until at least the fourth date.
You're elbow deep in it, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
You're a perfect challenge. That's what you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I was wavering a little with the enormity of the task but after a few words of encouragement from your forumular mother, I'm back in the game.
Let's talk about how you see me as a role model and decide whether it's hampering your progress or not.
Listen, grasshopper. I don't want to hear any more of this talk about you buggin' out on me.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerYou're a perfect challenge. That's what you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I was wavering a little with the enormity of the task but after a few words of encouragement from your forumular mother, I'm back in the game.
Let's talk about how you see me as a role model and decide whether it's hampering your progress or not.
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Bugging, grasshopper ... I'm sure there's wordplay there but I can't fathom it.
I also don't see how the pic fits :unsure:
Why did I resort to using such a lame piece of wordplay? Why? WHY?!Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
At least that's how it played out in my head. I was essentially replying to myself, carry on.
:lol:
Your frankness is refreshing :happy:
I was talking about the Refractory period after sex.
Well, go wash it off, and plan things around the calendar next time.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
I'm gonna show that gash a blast, But not too early this time.
Do you like any sports? You mexicans are usually all up in your puntsphere. Think about that. Try to remember all of Chicarito's goals in detail while you're banging away.
If you don't like puntsphere, think of a different sport or, if you don't like sport, think about going down on your gran.
I'm pretty sure the woman he was banging was old enough to be his granny. Imagine how quick he would have lost his goo on the tight 14-year old.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That would make sense apart from sir jigalot didn't have his sights set on just any 14 year old, no, this was a trailer park 14 year old.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeI'm pretty sure the woman he was banging was old enough to be his granny. Imagine how quick he would have lost his goo on the tight 14-year old.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
She's most likely a chain-smoking divorcee with three coffee coloured children.
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Trying to stay on topic with quite possibly the best tits of all time.
I have my sights on anything willing, Not just underage girls.I've really learned to not prefer preferences.Old, Young whatever.But overall I'm not that interested in real life girls.its not like if I really wanted to put the effort, I couldn't get a girl.I figure I'll run into some once and a while and that'll be that.I have absolutely no interest in getting into a relationship.jailbait or not.
Not anymore :(
And like that, the trailer park's most eligible bachelor is gone...Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
Sorry mbm you could only have me a for 10 minutes then you have to leave or I'm leaving.
And no I'm not giving you beer money.
Ten minutes? fuck's sake, I wouldn't even have removed my monocle by then.
Well there is always this: http://www.realdoll.com/ :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
Sounds kind of expensive.
Low maintenance, you just hose it down when your done. :blink:
Let's just make this a controlled statement and ignore the fact that she's old, Sam is in no way enticing and her tits don't help her case either.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Just because you have the sex drive of a tree sloth doesn't mean the rest of us didn't get wood over that pic. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyLet's just make this a controlled statement and ignore the fact that she's old, Sam is in no way enticing and her tits don't help her case either.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You can do whatever you want with your low standards.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisJust because you have the sex drive of a tree sloth doesn't mean the rest of us didn't get wood over that pic. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I just went on a short campaign to find a better page 3 girl to pin up here, but they're all so fucking boring. The most interesting one I found was the first one. Therefore, I challenge someone to find one page 3 girls that could stir my loins.
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Right then, I'll take that under advisement while motorboating the hell out of those norks :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyYou can do whatever you want with your low standards.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
That's your screen to slobber on. Good luck with getting rid of all the smudge marks.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisRight then, I'll take that under advisement while motorboating the hell out of those norks :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Well at least it won't taste salty like manker's did once :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyThat's your screen to slobber on. Good luck with getting rid of all the smudge marks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Also, to assist with the matter, I'll demonstrate an analogy.
My reaction to Sam's tits is probably equivalent to your reaction to this:
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Edit: That is, if all hope is not lost on you.
Well she'll never get a broken nose from falling over...... but thank you, yet another of those lovely images that I cannot unscrape from the back of my skull. :censored:
I unlike you though have always liked shall we say more fullsome girls, not miss 'I'll never drown' in the spoiler deformed, but nice strapping lassies. In fact my wife went for a specialised bra fitting and came and told me she was an 'F', I said fuck, she hit me, but I was really quite contented.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky