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Or you could just Pm me one :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by manker

Or you could just Pm me one :smilie4:

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Dave told me not to trust you.

You know what happened to the last person that sent manker pics..... :fear:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by manker

Or you could just Pm me one :smilie4:

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Dave told me not to trust you.

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How about dinner then.
Public place.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

You know what happened to the last person that sent manker pics..... :fear:

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I'll have you know that Bo is still alive and well and considering a career move regarding photocopying and making tea in Wales.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Dave told me not to trust you.

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How about dinner then.
Public place.

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Vegetables and your treat?

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Dave told me not to trust you.

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How about dinner then.
Public place.

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You'll sneeze, he'll have the hanky all ready, the actors and the hired ambulance just out of view....

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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How about dinner then.
Public place.

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Vegetables and your treat?

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Don't get ahead of yourself. I'm not that easy.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

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Originally Posted by manker

How about dinner then.
Public place.

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You'll sneeze, he'll have the hanky all ready, the actors and the hired ambulance just out of view....

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!

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Wait. I'm confused. Are you trying to say that Idol has a penis :blink:

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Originally Posted by Artemis

You'll sneeze, he'll have the hanky all ready, the actors and the hired ambulance just out of view....

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!

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Wait. I'm confused. Are you trying to say that Idol has a penis :blink:

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I have it on good authority from his tailor that he dresses to the left....

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Wait. I'm confused. Are you trying to say that Idol has a penis :blink:

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I have it on good authority from his tailor that he dresses to the left....

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Pillow talk? :naughty:

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I have it on good authority from his tailor that he dresses to the left....

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Pillow talk? :naughty:

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You're the one arranging the date.... :ghey:

Yeah but it's for scientific porpoises.
Determining whether Idol is James Brian Hellwig or not isn't an issue which will just go away on its own.

One has to be proactive :smilie4:

OK, I'll believe you, but millions wouldn't......

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Pillow talk? :naughty:

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You're the one arranging the date.... :ghey:

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Frankly I'd be amazed to find any sane person who didn't want to go out with me.

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I can see where this is heading. Look what happened the last time you friendzoned someone.
Would you mind sucking his cawk from time to time so he doesn't go mental :no:

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:smilie4:

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Post a real pic or you're the Ultimate Warrior
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I'm intrigued now. I think he must look like a cross between Brad Pitt and Vince McMahon.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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How about dinner then.
Public place.

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Vegetables and your treat?

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I read that as 'pubic place'. Do we have a vomit smiley?

If you're trying to say that my meat and two veg in it's finely coiffured grade #4 pubic stubble home would make you vomit - then allow me to reassure you.

I only deep-throat on the third date.

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If you're trying to say that my meat and two veg in it's finely coiffured grade #4 pubic stubble home would make you vomit - then allow me to reassure you.

I only deep-throat on the third date.

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Let me assure you, I don't ever. It's dirty and wrong and it makes the baby Jeebus cry.

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Yeah but what if we're playing porn stars or something. You know, when you slap the girl's arse and check yourself out in the mirror and say impossibly stupid things like; 'Oh yeah, take my steely robot cawk'.
Surely then I get to debase you :(

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Yeah but what if we're playing porn stars or something. You know, when you slap the girl's arse and check yourself out in the mirror and say impossibly stupid things like; 'Oh yeah, take my steely robot cawk'.
Surely then I get to debase you :(

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*Sigh* ok, but only on your birthday.

Funny you should say that, it happens to be my birthday on the upcoming FST :earl: reunion.

Or were you pre-aware of this :sly:

oooh he's quick when he wants to be....

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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If you're trying to say that my meat and two veg in it's finely coiffured grade #4 pubic stubble home would make you vomit - then allow me to reassure you.

I only deep-throat on the third date.

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Let me assure you, I don't ever. It's dirty and wrong and it makes the baby Jeebus cry.

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Wait a minute here. Clarification needed...

Are you saying you are worthless, and NEVER deepthroat, or NOTHING makes you vomit?

Answer carefully as your answer could lead to no one ever responding to one of your posts again. :mellow:

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Funny you should say that, it happens to be my birthday on the upcoming FST :earl: reunion.

Or were you pre-aware of this :sly:

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Is this one of those reunions where I turn up and it's just you wearing a spinning dickie-bow and a smile?

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Wait a minute here. Clarification needed...

Are you saying you are worthless, and NEVER deepthroat, or NOTHING makes you vomit?

Answer carefully as your answer could lead to no one ever responding to one of your posts again. :mellow:

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In that case, no :snooty:

Well I can be there to be the other side of the Eiffel Tower if needs be. :naughty:

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Funny you should say that, it happens to be my birthday on the upcoming FST :earl: reunion.

Or were you pre-aware of this :sly:

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Is this one of those reunions where I turn up and it's just you wearing a spinning dickie-bow and a smile?

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:lol:
Like that would put you off.

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Wait a minute here. Clarification needed...

Are you saying you are worthless, and NEVER deepthroat, or NOTHING makes you vomit?

Answer carefully as your answer could lead to no one ever responding to one of your posts again. :mellow:

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In that case, no :snooty:

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I've heard you are the deceptive kind. :ermm:

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Well I can be there to be the other side of the Eiffel Tower if needs be. :naughty:

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I don't even......

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Well I can be there to be the other side of the Eiffel Tower if needs be. :naughty:

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I don't even......

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The urban dictionary is your friend..... well not really, you'll be shocked you laugh, you'll come back and ask 'is that even possible' :blink:

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Well I can be there to be the other side of the Eiffel Tower if needs be. :naughty:

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I don't even......

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Wait for it...Condescending info coming in...5...4...3...2...1...

Curse you, Art. You screwed up what would have been perfect. :ermm:

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:lol:
Like that would put you off.

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Like you need a pretext :naughty:
How old are you gonna be anyways? You must be like, a hundred by now?

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I've heard you are the deceptive kind. :ermm:

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I like to tell my victims as little as possible x

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The urban dictionary is your friend..... well not really, you'll be shocked you laugh, you'll come back and ask 'is that even possible' :blink:

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Oh THAT! That's called something entirely different over here.

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Ummm..... I wouldn't actually explain it, I wan't her to find the definition, and maybe peruse similar ones while she's at it and comeback and go zomg, you are one sick puppy, to which I will happily reply why yes, yes I am. :yup:


(for further reading Squeams, the salty pirate and the rusty trombone are good places to start).

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In that case, no :snooty:

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I've heard you are the deceptive kind. :ermm:

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:schnauz:
We're all as bad as each other.

I was thinking the other day if any one of my mental ex-missus' turned up on the board and decided to, well, be mental all over the board.
It would be horrific. I'd probably have to create a new ID or stop posting if it continued for any length of time.

Squeams deserves a rosette or a badge with 'fuck you and look at my bawls of steel' or something else on it.
Chapeau.

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Like you need a pretext :naughty:
How old are you gonna be anyways? You must be like, a hundred by now?

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You and your fetishes :fist:

-sighs-

Yes, young lady. Now come over here so I can teach you to respect your elders.

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I've heard you are the deceptive kind. :ermm:

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:schnauz:
We're all as bad as each other.

I was thinking the other day if any one of my mental ex-missus' turned up on the board and decided to, well, be mental all over the board.
It would be horrific. I'd probably have to create a new ID or stop posting if it continued for any length of time.

Squeams deserves a rosette or a badge with 'fuck you and look at my bawls of steel' or something else on it.
Chapeau.

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That I completely agree with manker, and yes Squeams you have great big bawls and I admire you for that. Having collected more than one whack job of an ex on my travels I can honestly say that you don't know what you get till you unwrap the package and then surprise, it's your very own living breathing emotionally dependant ticking timebomb yay!

But in my case except for once, when they buggered off, they usually stayed that way...... so a big props to you Squeams.

Since Hellwig was born in Indiana and doesn't wear skirts, it just won't work for Idol. Plus, we know he's supposed to be buff, but not too buff. And since he's more into punching people than lifting them:

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