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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
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Originally Posted by
chavis
Sarcastique, moi?
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You fag.
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
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Originally Posted by
chavis
I've never seen Watchmen. True story. It would annoy me too much.
It wasn't all bad. But all you're missing really is some cool choreographed badassery, blue cock, and giant blue cock.
I wouldn't say there was much of anything to the plot.
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
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Originally Posted by
IdolEyes787
Try to get the unrated version as there's an anal scene.
I wonder what the edit was.
As far as anal scenes go, it's not an automatic sell, I need to know who's anus it is so that I determine if I care about said anus.
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
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mjmacky
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chavis
Me? Sarcastic?
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You fagin.
/re-fixed
Keep it in English, or I'll get manker for you. French is the only obscenity not permitted on this board. Even a throwaway 'sacre bleu' can get you banned.
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
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Originally Posted by
chavis
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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You fagin.
/re-fixed
Keep it in English, or I'll get manker for you. French is the only obscenity not permitted on this board. Even a throwaway 'sacre bleu' can get you banned.
Do you promise? He's been AWOL. I am this close to going on a tirade of grammatical err.
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
chavis
I've never seen Watchmen. True story. It would annoy me too much.
It wasn't all bad. But all you're missing really is some cool choreographed badassery, blue cock, and giant blue cock.
I would have gone with Silk Spectre II naked but then again I'm straight.
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
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Originally Posted by
IdolEyes787
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
It wasn't all bad. But all you're missing really is some cool choreographed badassery, blue cock, and giant blue cock.
I would have gone with Silk Spectre II naked but then again I'm straight.
No, you're just a homophobe. Magic blue cock is magic.
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
The blue cock is more magnificent in two dimensions. Fact.
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All lengths and widths simultaneously.
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
chavis
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Keep it in English, or I'll get manker for you. French is the only obscenity not permitted on this board. Even a throwaway 'sacre bleu' can get you banned.
Do you promise? He's been AWOL. I am this close to going on a tirade of grammatical err.
He does that. Sometimes for years at a time. He's kinda like Christ only more christian.
There's always the chance that Dave got lucky. Which means that Dave hired an assassin, cos nobody else could've covered that alibi and posted all that uniquely Dave wank. Daniel Day Fucking Lewis couldn't have even approached being Dave, and he's good at playing spastics and psychopaths.
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
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Originally Posted by
chavis
He does that. Sometimes for years at a time. He's kinda like Christ only more christian.
Yeah, he's already done it once since I've been here. I thought agreeing to be a moderator was some indication that he wasn't planning to do that for awhile. He's been missing for 4 days now, people insinuated that I was dead or in jail when I was gone for that long.
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chavis
There's always the chance that Dave got lucky. Which means that Dave hired an assassin, cos nobody else could've covered that alibi and posted all that uniquely Dave wank. Daniel Day Fucking Lewis couldn't have even approached being Dave, and he's good at playing spastics and psychopaths.
You might be overlooking the fact that an assassin could stand Dave's company long enough to explain who he wants hit and why, especially the why. You know Dave couldn't just hire someone and name a target then shut his damn mouth. I think when Dave tries to hire an assassin, there's going to be an underground hitman forum lit up with a new user crying about how those "professionals" are incompetent with all aspects of their job and are nothing but bile spewing liars with poor customer service skills.
Also, Day Lewis doesn't have the right look for Dave. I imagine more of a Joel Tobeck or Jared Harris capturing his personality's visage, but with addition of a ridiculous mustache.
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
He's been missing from the known internets for two daze :o
I've told him he shouldn't get involved with the welsh mob wot runs the sugar mines, but I feaf he didn't listen :no:
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
I was going to trash this pile of wank into sportsworld until you started talking about me at the end.
Bikes :dry:
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
Yeah, he's already done it once since I've been here. I thought agreeing to be a moderator was some indication that he wasn't planning to do that for awhile. He's been missing for 4 days now, people insinuated that I was dead or in jail when I was gone for that long.
Not a day goes by that we don't speculate you either dead, or in jail. You just post too often for the rumors to go anywhere... :idunno:
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Just to clear things up when he was gone those few days he was both dead and in jail .
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
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manker
I was going to trash this pile of wank into sportsworld until you started talking about me at the end.
Bikes :dry:
Shut or risk having something carbon fibre shoved up your ass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxVM_...eature=related
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
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Originally Posted by
IdolEyes787
2:48 CANNOT be unseen. :blink:
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This man speaks the truth ^
I'm still gonna watch it to the end, however ... so long as when I hit alt+s it doesn't stop the clip.
If so, I won't bother unless someone tells me that someone has epic tits or that Squeamous is in it or something else.
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
It does seem like the kind of event Squeams would turnip.
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Squeams aside, what is it about people who should NOT be seen naked who dominate areas/events of naked people? :unsure:
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I didn't notice too many of those.
I mainly focused on that burd with the light brown short hair and magnificent tits the whole time. And when she wasn't in shot, I looked out for Squeams.
I thought I saw her once but it turned out to be a middle aged guy with a landing strip :dabs:
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I was mainly talking about nude beaches, and stuff. The majority in the biking thing were average-ish. I thought the chick at the beginning getting paint on her tits but walking about full-bushed was a bit strange. :idunno:
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
I think you accidentally an adjective and a verb, there.
Another point on that vid is that there were many involved in the nude bike ride who weren't naked. Like who the feck goes to a nude bike ride and wears shorts.
Idol wouldn't have let it happen. Not on his watch. Not if it involved bikes.
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
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manker
I think you accidentally an adjective and a verb, there.
Another point on that vid is that there were many involved in the nude bike ride who weren't naked. Like who the feck goes to a nude bike ride and wears shorts.
Idol wouldn't have let it happen. Not on his watch. Not if it involved bikes.
He'd have 'em all shaved, at least...
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
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megabyteme
He'd have 'em all shaved, at least...
I am so repulsed by hairy pussies I even shaved my cat.
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
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IdolEyes787
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megabyteme
He'd have 'em all shaved, at least...
I am so repulsed by hairy pussies I even shaved my cat.
Right, because I wouldn't mind this thing creeping around my house.
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
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mjmacky
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I am so repulsed by hairy pussies I even shaved my cat.
Right, because I wouldn't mind this thing creeping around my house.
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Damn thing's even got the same dry, leathery folds of a 35+ year old vagina. :mellow:
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
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manker
I think you accidentally an adjective and a verb, there.
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megabyteme
Damn thing's even got the same dry, leathery folds of a 35+ year old vagina. :mellow:
Can Funkin' confirm?
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
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megabyteme
dry, leathery folds of a 35+ year old vagina. :mellow:
:eyebrows:
I better keep trading them in before such an atrocity occurs.
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
I need to get a bike. I think I would look cool riding one and smoking a cig to pick up more cigs.
-doobs
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
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brotherdoobie
I need to get a bike. I think I would look cool riding one and smoking a cig to pick up more cigs.
-doobs
While you're at it you might want to pick up a shovel so you'll have something to dig holes and fill them in with.
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
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IdolEyes787
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brotherdoobie
I need to get a bike. I think I would look cool riding one and smoking a cig to pick up more cigs.
-doobs
While you're at it you might want to pick up a shovel so you'll have something to dig holes and fill them in with.
That would be a much more interesting and physically beneficial activity than going for a bike ride to back where you started :mellow:
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
Man City
What the fuck was that all about.
Jesus H Fuck.
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
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JPaul
Man City
What the fuck was that all about.
Jesus H Fuck.
I believe they were dropped on the Passo dello Stelvio.
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
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JPaul
Man City
What the fuck was that all about.
Jesus H Fuck.
ffs. A scotsman.
Hide the fine china and something else.
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Re: Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?
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JPaul
Man City
What the fuck was that all about.
Jesus H Fuck.
At least liverpool are still shite.
How are things, Mr. McBannockburn. Made any new kids or wot.
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I have mostly been overseeing the downfall of Glasgow Hungers.
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Oh and writing Dr Who and Sherlock obviousement.