If I lose my virginity, how will I become different as a person?

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I wanna fuck!!!!

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Finally we have something in common as I dearly want you to fuck off.

Please don't take it personally as I feel the same way about other highly repetitive stuff that makes no sense and annoys the fuck out of me.:)

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Some must increase the size of their college loan to increase the size of their college bone. Look for specialized grants.

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I believe they are only offered by the St. Teresa’s Academy.

I haven't read any of this thread, nor will I.

The thread's title makes me wonder, though:

How would you "become different as a person" if you lost your virginity and then somehow got it back?

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by OlegL

unless I increase the size of my college loan.

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Some must increase the size of their college loan to increase the size of their college bone. Look for specialized grants.

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Well, I am serious. If I get adequate grades this semester (which means they won't kick me out from college), then I will apply for a larger loan. I wanna fuck!!! I want a hot woman in bed!!! I am missing out on life!!

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Originally Posted by OlegL

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Some must increase the size of their college loan to increase the size of their college bone. Look for specialized grants.

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Well, I am serious. If I get adequate grades this semester (which means they won't kick me out from college), then I will apply for a larger loan. I wanna fuck!!! I want a hot woman in bed!!! I am missing out on life!!

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Don't box yourself in, think about taking her against the wall or on your dirty bathroom floor. Basically any place her chain will permit her to be.

It's funny because it's true.

Like a warm apple pie.

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Originally Posted by NLseeder23

Like a warm apple pie.

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FoX will tell you:

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

It 'IS' starting all over again. There is no 'like'.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

I haven't read any of this thread, nor will I.

The thread's title makes me wonder, though:

How would you "become different as a person" if you lost your virginity and then somehow got it back?

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After 40+ and married, the burden becomes having to have it versus trying to get it. However, the girls in high school tend to be much cuter. :idunno:

Life is so fucking unfair. I wish I were just a normal person, doing normal things. But... alas...
...It's so painful...

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Life is so fucking unfair. I wish I were just a normal person, doing normal things. But... alas...
...It's so painful...

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Look I like to decry God as much as the next unappreciative of my actual place in the World spastic, but give it a break already.
On the plus side of all of this pointlessness though,Webster's dictionary has just officially added OlegL as a new synonym for self pity.:)

Now stop OlgeLing.
People like yourself who seem to embrace the negative tend to remain ever stuck in it.

PS Merry Christmas

PPS Fuck off.

Isn't New York just one big place where people who shouldn't reproduce have secks? :unsure:

Oleg is unique, thank fuck.

Now I know what grades I got this semester and what my overall GPA is. It's slightly above a B. It means I won't be kicked out from school just yet. So, I will try to increase the size of my loan and use the loan money to make a payment to an escort girl. But I am afraid of catching an STD. Maybe she'll agree to get tested for an STD if I pay her money to do that.

Haven't you heard about safe sex?

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Originally Posted by OlegL

But I am afraid of catching an STD. Maybe she'll agree to get tested for an STD if I pay her money to do that.

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And you'll let her work while waiting for the results?

Oleg, that's a rookie mistake. You don't start bareback, you have to earn bareback.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Now I know what grades I got this semester and what my overall GPA is. It's slightly above a B. It means I won't be kicked out from school just yet. So, I will try to increase the size of my loan and use the loan money to make a payment to an escort girl. But I am afraid of catching an STD. Maybe she'll agree to get tested for an STD if I pay her money to do that.

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Good for you, Oleg! Treat yourself to a good looking girl for the New Year. You'll see that it isn't such a big deal, but it is obviously nagging your existence. Get GOOD condoms and perhaps even practice putting on a couple before "game time". One positive you'll have with the pro is that she's seen ALL kinds of guys. If you drop your nut early, can't get hard, etc. it isn't going to hurt an eventual relationship. Use her for practice, and don't worry- you can't go wrong. Just find out her "rules" and don't break them. Outside of that, you can't screw it up. You pay for her time and body...

Give us an update. Just don't freak and find yourself in need of disposing her body. :noes:

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Originally Posted by OlegL

.... Just don't freak and find yourself in need of disposing her body. :noes:

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Always a possibility I had pondered. I'm only grateful that Oleg hasn't found the secret link between an anti-social personality and the sexual release of a gun spree, like soooo many others have recently....

Hello

I'm a new member french. Please I search a link for : ace combat horizon and the last US

Thank you

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Originally Posted by Deux

Hello

I'm a new member french. Please I search a link for : ace combat horizon and the last US

Thank you

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Fuck off. :dry:

I would rather sandpaper the asshole of an alligator in a phone booth than...oops, wrong thread.














Wrong fucking board altogether, actually.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Now I know what grades I got this semester and what my overall GPA is. It's slightly above a B. It means I won't be kicked out from school just yet. So, I will try to increase the size of my loan and use the loan money to make a payment to an escort girl. But I am afraid of catching an STD. Maybe she'll agree to get tested for an STD if I pay her money to do that.

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Good for you, Oleg! Treat yourself to a good looking girl for the New Year. You'll see that it isn't such a big deal, but it is obviously nagging your existence. Get GOOD condoms and perhaps even practice putting on a couple before "game time". One positive you'll have with the pro is that she's seen ALL kinds of guys. If you drop your nut early, can't get hard, etc. it isn't going to hurt an eventual relationship. Use her for practice, and don't worry- you can't go wrong. Just find out her "rules" and don't break them. Outside of that, you can't screw it up. You pay for her time and body...

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Well, if they approve the loan increase, I will get that money in late February or March. Hopefully, I'll be able to get a really hot escort girl for myself.

You might want to tell them you have, "Increased living expenses" rather than being honest on this one. If they press, tell 'em, "A guy needs meat sometimes..." :whistling

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

You might want to tell them you have, "Increased living expenses" rather than being honest on this one. If they press, tell 'em, "A guy needs meat sometimes..." :whistling

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Meat? He needs to tell them he is a vaginatarian. :yup:

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Originally Posted by Artemis

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

You might want to tell them you have, "Increased living expenses" rather than being honest on this one. If they press, tell 'em, "A guy needs meat sometimes..." :whistling

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Meat? He needs to tell them he is a vaginatarian. :yup:

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The vote is still not entirely in on that one, is it? :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Meat? He needs to tell them he is a vaginatarian. :yup:

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The vote is still not entirely in on that one, is it? :unsure:

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Fair point, well presented.... :yup:

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Originally Posted by irfansarwani

is adult topics are allowed here ?

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Maybe, what do you want to chat about big boy?

Lets talk about sex baby lets talk about you and me,let's talk about sex :)

Y'know, I've only just realized the correct path for our young pilgrim is castration.

Negate your virginity permanently - it's less headaches all around. ;)

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Y'know, I've only just realized the correct path for our young pilgrim is castration.

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He's never even had sex and yet you're suggesting that he get married?

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Y'know, I've only just realized the correct path for our young pilgrim is castration.

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He's never even had sex and yet you're suggesting that he get married?

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Voice of experience, and all that. :dabs:

It would not change you in any way bar wanting more!!

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

He's never even had sex and yet you're suggesting that he get married?

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Voice of experience, and all that. :dabs:

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Mine reside in a glass jar in the spouse's trophy room

My life sucks so much. You don't even have the slightest idea how disabled I am. I don't understand the world I live in... It's as if I live in my own world...

I also live in a very small town

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Originally Posted by OlegL

My life sucks so much. You don't even have the slightest idea how disabled I am. I don't understand the world I live in... It's as if I live in my own world...

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I think if you lived in your own world, you'd understand it better. Obviously, you are in someone else's... :idunno:

Well, language is full of contradictions; that's why in some way, I contradicted myself.

Read it again, and you'll get an existential answer. :whistling

...It's as if I have some kind of mental retardation... I am so underdeveloped...