yes, it is part of their charm
can a house doctor help you to lay bricks?
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yes, it is part of their charm
can a house doctor help you to lay bricks?
nope, but they can help you when you shit bricks
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
good lord yes
so er yes can a roll of white toilet tissue hold the weight of an average human man?
only if he is flush
are time travellers locked in clocks?
when they're in the bathroom
Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?
only if your bark is worse than your bite
what is the point of tides?
Clam population control.
Why isn't the spork available everywhere?
it's only popular with rednecks
Do pilots take crash-courses?
No; crash-courses are for parachutists.
What's the opposite of a humming-bird?
a clean, scented one
what holds water together?
Ice.
Why don't stoners wear high heels?
to be able to get down and dirty
why do they call them high rise flats when they are flat and don't rise.
In NY, it has to do with the rent.
Why don't we call New York, "York" now that it's no longer new?
it would confuse the postmen and they would start delivering on time.
when Niagara falls who picks it up?
Canadians. They are FAR more concerned with environmental stuffs. US just lets it go downstream.
Is it a swing set when there's only one swing?
if you swing there are three
how do you know when you have gone too far?
when you haven't seen a sign in a whileQuote:
Originally Posted by bigboab
why is beer cheaper than a bus ticket?
your final destination is unknown
what were railway stations used for before they invented rail travel?
Farmer's Markets
Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
they return less ashes
apparently your whole life 'flashes' just before you drown. How do we know?
it's saved in your flash card
How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?
it is mower of a virtual thingy
why do they make those dog litter bins too high up for dogs to use them?
to force your dog to stretch
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
they get things off your chest
why can all Chinese children speak the local language?
cuz U R always hungry again after eating Chinese food 30 minutes later
What happened to the first 6-UPs?
they lost their bottle
why don't members of parliament keep their promises?
For the same reason the Senate and Congress don't.
Would you vote to elect a MarvelŪ Super Hero?
Why not, the (Washington) DC ones aren't for shit.
Would you wish to be 'super sexy' if it only worked to attract your same sex?
if I had to pay for it ok. then I would be buy sexual.
why does drift wood end up on the beach?
It comes from ancient Japanese sports cars. They built with what they had at the time. Everyone littered then.
What will we do when the oceans run out of fish?
whale meat again
why does the camera man who runs backwards in front of Bolt not get a gold medal?
Not running fast enough I believe.
Is the grass always greener on the other side?
it is only because they wont mow it
how many light bulbs would it take to screw in a man?
none, man is already screwed up
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
a dual carriageway is a double string of perils
how do you change gear when driving nude?
shift (...and hope you grab the correct knob!)
How fast is a run?
depends whether it is diarrhea or just urgent.
is the highest mountain also part of the deepest valley?
Yes
Are we there yet?
no
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
it is just a smoke screen
why do cowboys like chaps on their knees?