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You'll be fine as long as the TV remote holds together.
Ummmm maple syrup. Know your stereotypes, Rart. Or, at least look at Idol's avy, FFS. :no:
I knew a Ray Sissed at my last job. His Vietnamese friend was call Pee Doh, and he had a sister called Anna Recksia.
Relevant: http://imgur.com/gallery/xqL7gQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Meg writes, "I once fed 20 Chicken McNuggets to a pig and then ate the pig".Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
'I felt like a soft serve machine that was accidentally left on the next time I shat.' :glag:
...with cheese sauce from a can. Straight from the can.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnV7TE25YBY
Goddamn do I want some mcnuggets now. 20 piece, no shame.
Try 'em with cheese sauce and pork. :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by piercerseth
we love independence day
lets make the Atomic Bomb so the whole world can see how pretty fireworks are.
If you want fireworks, try a Phall. There will be fireworks coming out of your arse for days to come, and the explosive nature makes an atomic bomb look like a sherbert dip.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
i always thought you were a limey. :sick:
just murca
Start yer own thread, then. :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by onom
No. He should start with something simple first.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeStart yer own thread, then. :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by onom
Attachment 147862Quote:
Originally Posted by anigav
And that is why the American continent is so big, to spread the weight around proportionately.Quote:
Originally Posted by richasis
America is the only continent that needs steel re-inforcing.
When someone holds a party in San Fransisco, the tremors have been felt as far away as Honolulu.
The San Andreas fault developed in line with American Obesity.
The extended period of darkness in Winter isn't down to shorter days, but due to masses of Americans all putting their clothes out to dry, which restricts the light getting to the Earth.
To call an American fat is an understatement. If they got any bigger, they'd be a challenge to the Moon's claim to be the only stellar body orbitting the Earth.
True North and Magnetic North used to be the same, until obese America started weighing one side of the planet down.
One American weighs the same as 100,000 Chinese.
Yet we still manage to travel...
http://i.imgur.com/DT57K2w.jpg
Save the mutherfukin day!!!
What about gay play?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme