Poison is a little strong don't you think?I'm not sure but I think at it's essence all humour is a little negative.
If you can find some that isn't that doesn't involve kittens please post.
^being serious
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Poison is a little strong don't you think?I'm not sure but I think at it's essence all humour is a little negative.
If you can find some that isn't that doesn't involve kittens please post.
^being serious
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
A: Because they are two-tired!
Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A: So they can fight knights!
Q: What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?
A: Someday my prints will come!
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!
Those are all inherently negative not to mention not funny. :unsure:
They are puns/wordplay. How is that negative?
I checked and unless you've changed countries then you're still banned.Quote:
Originally Posted by oprea82
The bike falls over.The dragon fights.Her photos didn't show up.The broom was late.
Positive would be the opposite of falling on a banana peel or something.
IIRC, his country was banned and they took away his account. Then the site changed their mind on the country ban, but did not restore the accounts.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I checked and unless you've changed countries then you're still banned.Quote:
Originally Posted by oprea82
Personally, I think oprea82 is about as good an invitee as they come. If Idol can't help, I hope someone can.
Wrong site but Romania is no longer banned from Pedos so apparently Romanians can now legally have sex with children.
Where as before they just did it surreptitiously a lot.
American Samoa, huh? Did a bit of Googling (I like to live dangerously) and it seems the place has some nice bitchez. Good choice, bruh!
Not applying for any invites, me old eyes can't tell HD and SD apart any longer. :(
Yeah things start to fall apart when you reach the ripe old age of 24.
There's a name we haven't seen in quite some time. :O I believe you've just outed yourself as Daredevil, Mr. blind lawyer...Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Martinator
I'll take all of that as a compliment, daddy-o. Alive and kicking I see. :D
I'm older and (a bit) wiser these days- I only kick things that don't return the hostility.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Martinator
Idol just give me a tv tracker invite, its just a fucking invite ... I do not know you, but you fucked my iTS requast thread so i hope you are better in real life...and good luck...(dude stop kissing his ass) my egoo speaks
How did I "fuck your iTS request thread"? I looked and anything I said was simply my opinion and everyone has the option of disagreeing with it.In fact from experience I would say that most people do.
As for being "just a fucking invite", true but I was really hoping to give it out to someone not so much......you.:unsure:
That said you're not the worst member this site has ever had so maybe if all else fails or a have a brain aneurysm or something.
Sorry to hear you're going to Samoa this thyme. I rather liked the plaice.
Frankly me and flounder have never seen eye to eye.
Idol, you do not have a sense of humor at all...i really appreciated all the opinions in that request thread and what you see and read is not necessarily true...so you can't really tel me im a bad/good person...all that matters is what you think about yourself not what others say, finaly you are right many trackers rare to get in because they are rare but the content its shity so i think the best tv traker invite you giveaway its just a rare tracker and for the moment im happy with other alternatives...(so dude just send me that invite the curiosity is eating me from inside)Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I dunno,I must have at least some sense of humour as I find you thinking that I'm going to give you an invite to be pretty hilarious.:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by aly13
http://i.imgur.com/2TXJr0u.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I dunno,I must have at least some sense of humour as I find you thinking that I'm going to give you an invite to be pretty hilarious.:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by aly13
Idol i don't need an invite from you im just messing with your mind...Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I dunno,I must have at least some sense of humour as I find you thinking that I'm going to give you an invite to be pretty hilarious.:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by aly13
Bump for love, have offers, good luck bro.
Oddly I was just messing with your mind when I said what I said so I guess one of us is seriously mistaken.Quote:
Originally Posted by aly13Idol i don't need an invite from you im just messing with your mind...Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I'm out of here on Saturday and I'm flying business class so make it quick,Teddy BroseveltQuote:
Originally Posted by anon
I hear it's Saturdays and turtles all the time there.
Well if your leaving saturday good luck with your move and have fun!
Hopefully i can get a invite before you go.
If not still have a good 1 :)
Good luck, Idol. :)
Somebody said I should see if there is an ex-pat community but that seems stupid since my name isn't Pat.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
That's what they all say, Pat. :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Somebody said I should see if there is an ex-pat community but that seems stupid since my name isn't Pat.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Dont need or want fook all, just posting to say good luck Idol with whatever it is your moving on to. This place wont be the same, well ok it will almost be the same but hey you get the drift
I think both of us are seriously mistaken, and and none of us is what it looks like. So have a safe flight dude...(truly)Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Oddly I was just messing with your mind when I said what I said so I guess one of us is seriously mistaken.Quote:
Originally Posted by aly13
For the future reference of anyone you may consider doing a "giveaway", I've given out 3 or 4 invites to people who based on history and appearances I believed I could trust and got screwed over by at least twp of them. Or in other words, "Welcome to the internet, sucker". And thanks to you too, you ignorant,lying motherfuckers.:)
Anyway I shall leave this thread open so you can laugh at anyone who still makes a request oblivious to the fact I'm no longer here..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc-7SnMnX78
Meg you have my new address and and send me mail even though the postage is $150.00 per letter.
Tell the Jew nothing personal other than he's a Jew.
PS Sorry poo123 but nothing for you.I asked the cat what he thought and he spat up a hairball which I assume is a no.
He also added that he had no respect for people who do nothing on FST but ask for invites or that might have been just a side effect from the drugs I've been taking and cats don't actually talk.
Either way I think it's safe to say that you're still better than Grimbley.:smilie4:
ciao, Idol*
*not my actual name
Exits stage left.
I can't believe he's gone. The past 8 minutes seem so empty... :'(
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb4eZ7Z5yk8
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http://i.imgur.com/wn7KLU9.jpg
:idunno::cry1::idunno::cry1:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Oh to be able to retort to a cretin. All sensible people are overjoyed that we no longer have that opportunity.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5J1mn_u0rM
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If you only had one shot to raise all the turtles you've ever wanted
Would you corral it, or let it swim away...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFBzSITW8I0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TcztyNlFx0
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A day in the life...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEASE_raPX0
wish you well in your new endeavor
Thank fook he has gone with his mind numbing senseless mumbling lol. Does seem quiet. He was a like a human crossword, always cryptic. But 16 pages of caring so far! Roughly 14 of him polishing his own ego minds you
good luck with your new life
any wisdom passed on is much appreciated