White turn and mate in 3 (2 white / 1 black moves)
http://i.imgur.com/z42WKdk.jpg
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White turn and mate in 3 (2 white / 1 black moves)
http://i.imgur.com/z42WKdk.jpg
E6 to E5
Doesn't matter what black does after that.Whether takes knight or takes bishop( or moves rook) it's still checkmate in one.E5F5
You sank Dion, battleship!
I figured if he was going to persist in posting them then I should be polite enough to feign some interest.:smilie4:
Next time I post some exercise-type video that he has no interest in, I fucking expect him to reciprocate and act all fake excited.
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
yes! yes! yes!
idol haz a badass brain! :D
It wasn't that hard if you just picture the pieces like tiny people whose fates you coldly hold in your hands.
I pictured the knight as Meg and the bishop as Shay and then it became obvious that sacrificing either wasn't a big deal.Pleasurable in fact.
I only wish I can kill off more of the pieces next time.:idunno:
E3 Harelbeke on Friday and Ghent-Wevelgem on Sunday.Oh to be in Belgium in the Spring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Cjmy7SDZc
No,wait......:mellow:
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:P :artist: :P
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Christkiller. And on Good Friday, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
Do your people have no mercy?
I'm kinda pissed Idol only rated me a 'knight'... Must be the way I walk forward 2 steps, then stumble sideways.
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Originally Posted by megabyteme
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Actually it's because you remind me of Martin Lawrence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UhE6tedXdQ
And as there was no queen in play I had to go with my second choice.
:yikes: :artist: :yikes:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Y'all know how to make a brother feel...welcome. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
White turn and mate in 3 (2 white / 1 black moves)
http://i.imgur.com/FRRIzHw.jpg
Meg ie my queen, moves G1 to H1 and then as is his want, texts the black king that he is interracially fucked and that he should post pictures of this happening.
I have been studying, albeit nothing to do with chess, more like ab exercises and Asian porn and now consider myself the equivalent of a chess grandmaster.
I now need harder chess puzzles like with jigsaw puzzles where all the pieces are the same colour.
Make it happen.
Well done, Idol!
White turn and mate in 17 (9 white / 8 black moves)Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
http://i.imgur.com/mszVytA.jpg
Clue: white sacrifices almost all pieces.
I'll do it but for that much work I'm afraid that I'll need to be paid.
In lieu of cash I will also accept racy pictures of swans but they need to involve at least partial nudity.
Frankly I lost track of how many moves this is except I'm pretty sure I gave up caring about the time my brain stood up and hit me in the face.
h5 to f3
e2 to f4
a4 to a8
g6 to g5
b4 to b7
f4 to d3
c5 to b6
f7 to b7
b6 to b7
h2 to b8
a8 to b8
d3 to c5
b7 to a7
h2 to G6
f5 to e7
g6 to g7
d8 to h8
g7 to f7
h8 to h7
Btw If that adds up to 19 or some of the moves are labelled wrong it's because I can't read what I originally wrote down since I'm attempting to play fucking chess and scribble shit at the same time and fuck you as I don't see anyone else doing this.
I would attribute it to no one being both smart and dumb enough to try but let's face it the real reason is that they're a bunch of evil cunts and we both know it.
Although in Meg's case, evil and ghey would be more accurate.:)
By the coordinates, I'm pretty sure this means that you suck at Battleship. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I'm not saying that Meg is ghey but he tried his hand at marathoning and when when he blew spectacularly it took place in the restroom before the start.:mellow:
I can't believe you actually tried it. It would've been madness to find out the perfect moves.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Props to you for having this perseverance.
This is the Immortal Problem composed in 1851 by Konrad Bayer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9AdR6f0td8
Conrad Bayer seems to have been kind of a dick.
Also I can't see how a puzzle like this is realistic because it assumes the moves that the opposing player will make.
I'm no "prize winning problemist" but I still know that you can even assume that a person is not going to step out in front of a car.
Taking that into account and "cheating" like Bayer did then I going to assume that black makes the worst moves possible and I can probably checkmate in considerably less with equally as much point, that being none.
Life is so much easier when you assume the role of God.
Ghey jokes?! How 2015... :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Spoiler: ShowQueer
Don't get mad at me for merely vocalizing what your kids are thinking.
How's the love life, Romeo? Protein shakes for one by candlelight, or microwaving Tofurkey through tears?
You try to make it sound like that's a bad thing.:unsure:
Anyway I forgive you for your callousness.Let us rebond over this video which you won't watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoCB90wi2pE
Riveting. Truely. :coffee:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
White turn and mate in 3 (2 white / 1 black moves)
http://i.imgur.com/tGpSUZS.jpg
These fucking things. How does white not mate in 1 move, D4 to E4? I don't see a followup by black that takes the black king out of harms way. The white police have every exit blocked. Also, the black king must have gone through a divorce, because who moves to the middle of the board without their fucking queen?Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
It seems you missed the bishop to E3. The white Rook is blocked!
Huh?I there another picture I'm not seeing?
The king has to move out of check which it can't.
OK sorry see the putting white in check now.You explain like shite.
Can't see a way to do it in two.Always seems to take 3 moves by white.
d1 g4 then black has to play h7 to h5 then f6 to f7 so not to expose your queen
Actually, I thought that was the queen. I spent very little time looking at it. Why are these players moving their kings all over the board?Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
Dammit, now I'm pressed to find a solution.
assume white is top to bottom.... otherwise already in check so cant be whites move
Prawn F6 to F5 (check)
Castle thing to H7 to H8
Castle thing D4 to E4
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