Having Sex

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Originally posted by infamousalbo101@3 December 2003 - 02:16
sorry im here now sorry i was busy fucking some girl its says thats my birthday because wen i first regiterd i thought u had to be older then 13 to be a member then i found out you dont

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LMAO!!!!

LoL you guys a fucken haterZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ dont be mad cause you get no pussy also read the date on that pic 1/07/03

now its 12/02/2003 12 month difference i will post a new pic


butt :lol: :lol: :P i not gonna get mad and flame all of you like you did me calling me a poser and a loser you guys just mad

but i love this board such intresting responds

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Originally posted by infamousalbo101@2 December 2003 - 18:20
LoL you guys a fucken haterZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ dont be mad cause you get no pussy also read the date on that pic 1/07/03

now its 12/02/2003 12 month difference i will post a new pic


butt  :lol:  :lol:  :P  i not gonna get mad and flame all of you like you did me calling me a poser and a loser you guys just mad

but i love this board such intresting responds

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mad?

no i'm quite serious.

I would definetly beat the shit out of you if you went to my school because:

You need to realize something.

YOU ARE NOT A GANGSTER. NOR ARE YOU BLACK, GHETTO, OR EMINEM.

Hey hey, steady guys :unsure:

Inf......you could'nt really expect any different response for a thread like this could you? :rolleyes:

@Kab........Ease up dude, chill B)

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by kAb+2 December 2003 - 21:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kAb &#064; 2 December 2003 - 21:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-infamousalbo101@2 December 2003 - 18:20
LoL you guys a fucken haterZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ dont be mad cause you get no pussy also read the date on that pic 1/07/03

now its 12/02/2003 12 month difference i will post a new pic


butt :lol: :lol: :P i not gonna get mad and flame all of you like you did me calling me a poser and a loser you guys just mad

but i love this board such intresting responds

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mad?

no i&#39;m quite serious.

I would definetly beat the shit out of you if you went to my school because:

You need to realize something.

YOU ARE NOT A GANGSTER. NOR ARE YOU BLACK, GHETTO, OR EMINEM. [/b][/quote]
i agree

let me point something out albo:

someones gona shoot ya albo and i kno why

cuz no fuckin 13 year old should be havin sex unless theyre a motherfucking homeless piece of shit with no excuse to be leading an assfucking pornstar&#39;s life

now that i think about it, youre probably not doing the fucking, but getting it: up the ass&#33;

look, youre probably being raped and love it so much that you want to brag about it


***sorry if i am going to the extremes***

look, ive seen my friends die from STDs at age 17 because they were like you. they fucked virgins with condoms

turned out that one of them virgins had syphillis or HIV or some other god damned disease

now if you want to brag about syphillis ill warn you right now ive seen what it does. it paralyzes you from arms down, and eventually rots your brain


god damn, ive had sex a plenty, but im 22, and i have my sex partners take a vagina/blood test for that crap so I DONT GET IT&#33;

plus, im ready to handle children&#33; YOURE NOT&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

now fuck up, stop bragging about your bug-catching methods and JACK OFF&#33; its safer than fucking, and im sure your parents wont give shit&#33;

oh and one last thing, your parents must be porn stars or something becuz any parent would kno if their kid fucked

if ur parents do kno, god damn them to hell, and god damn you to hell as well

ok i didnt read that but thank FOr the info

@kab whooaaa be easy man chilll

@jonno Your my Favorite member you so funny i knew i was gonna get flamed for this topic i just wanna see how many members did

:lol: :lol: :P :P :lol:

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Originally posted by infamousalbo101@3 December 2003 - 04:40
ok i didnt read that but thank FOr the info

@kab whooaaa be easy man chilll

@jonno Your my Favorite member you so funny i knew i was gonna get flamed for this topic i just wanna see how many members did

:lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :P&nbsp; :P&nbsp; :lol:

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You got called out for bold faced lies, seriously quite pathetic and embarassing. I am no hater and I never self promote my sex life on an annoymous forum. It is all part of being a man, not a child.

Grow up and shut up.

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Originally posted by infamousalbo101@1 December 2003 - 06:34
Last year on my birthday which in on January 27 (i turned 13) i lost my virginty with my ex-girl friend

i was very nervous but very horny but sure enough i lasted 10 mminutes with her in the bed

then a few weeks later i had sex with her friend and we broke up

as it went on i became a sexaholic and i still am i had sex with at least 11 girls during 2003

no that its 2003 and im almost 14 in januray 2 more months ive feel my addiction is stronger

but i wouldnt belive that many kids my age had sex as much as me so i asked around in school and most kids havent and i was amazed i didnt think me my cousin nick and my friend mersim were the only ones so i got happy and i fuck more then ever

do u think that im at the right age to be having sex so much ??

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No, Inserting your penis up your dogs ass 11 times is not having sex :)

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Originally posted by infamousalbo101@2 December 2003 - 22:40
ok i didnt read that but thank FOr the info

@kab whooaaa be easy man chilll

@jonno Your my Favorite member you so funny i knew i was gonna get flamed for this topic i just wanna see how many members did

:lol: :lol: :P :P :lol:

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oh man if you think i just flamed you then youve got no shit as to what flaming is

if you keep posing as a smartass wiseguy on maury then ill trace your ip and shoot you&#33;

just admit that for your age, sex is BAD

now, go fuck yourself or lick your balls but not someone elses you prepubescent bastard (u claim ur over 13 but i think ur some scrub whos still 10, using random pics on the net to bolster your rank in a forum where all people try to do is help eachother out&#33;)

i am requesting for this topic to be closed

Yeah well, whatever age infamousalbo101 is (and for all the other poster/readers who are under 18) yes getting laid is cool.

(Getting nostalgic) I lost mine when I was 17. Went to a work party, met lots of cool people, spent a lot of time talking to a particular woman, etc. Then I got the question: "Do you want to come home with me?" And of course I had bought into the idea that I was the ONLY virgin in my group of friends, so I thought "SCORE&#33;" The sex was great, but I woke up the next morning and realised where I was. After some chit-chat, I got around to asking "Um, I don&#39;t want to sound rude, but I don&#39;t really know you. Ah, how old are you?"

"30. How old are you?"

"17".

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHohmygodohmygod", etc, "I thought you were like 25&#33;"

"I thought YOU were 25&#33;"

And when I went back to my friends at school, glowing, and with the knowlege that I was now part of the club and told them, of the eight mates in our little group, there was ONE knowing grin and SEVEN embarresed smiles. I couldn&#39;t fucking believe it&#33; the bastards had lied&#33;

In retrospect, yes it was cool, but the situation really freaked out my partner and it probably would have been a good idea to just wait until a nice girl about my own age came along.

So, my advise to you teenagers (and I&#39;m not that much older&#33;) is just slow it down a bit. EVERYONE is (and was) EXTREMELY horny when they are that age. I know it can be hard to concentrate in school, but it will be a lot worse if you&#39;ve bonked half the girls in your class and they are pissed off at you for sleeping around (and GIRLS DO TALK&#33;)

So when you&#39;re horny:

*Download some porn.

* Don&#39;t get sucked into believing it&#39;s real&#33; Real sex is not like porn&#33; Most chicks will think anal sex is disgusting. Facial cumshots do not exsist. Deepthroat blowjobs require lots of practice so don&#39;t force her or she&#39;ll puke on your dick.

*Masturbate and learn about your body and how to make it work. If you think 10 minutes of sex is good, wait until you can fuck for an hour&#33; She&#39;ll think you&#39;re the best thing on the face of the plannet.

* Make sure she has as good a time as you do, i.e. she gets to have an orgasm too. You&#39;ll know you&#39;re getting close when you can fuck all night and she is a quivering heap on the bed and has to take the next day off to recover. (But, ah, don&#39;t do this to often&#33;)

* Use protection. Unless you fall in love, want to have babies and live happily ever after, use protection. Get some condoms and practice putting them on (get some different types, find out which ones fit the best and have a wank so you know how to take them off too) and remember it is ok to be embarresed when you&#39;re buying them - the person at the counter only took the job so they could get them after hours when nobody was looking. Everybody buys them, just like toothpaste and toilet paper.

* Search the internet and find out about STDs. One day you may get one, so you need to know what the symptoms are and what to do about it. If you don&#39;t, one day you&#39;ll get a funny itch, ignore it, and spend the next few months getting phone calls from angry partners telling you that you&#39;ve infected them (and their subsequant partners). Its not worth the embarresment, so learn about the symptoms and how they are transmitted, and maybe ask a doctor. Just tell them, you&#39;re young, horny, and want to be responsible. They&#39;ll be glad you asked and tell you anything you want to know.

* Note about the last two points: If you think you&#39;re too smart to use protection, first go down to your local social security office and watch all the 16 year old mothers pushing strollers and prams. Then go to the hospice ward at your local hospital and hang out with the HIV/AIDS patients. They are a bundle of laughs, and will tell you all sorts of funny jokes about only having 60 days to live.
You should have a long and happy life ahead of you, so don&#39;t mess it up with one unprotected fuck.

* Another important note: One day you will meet a chick who dosn&#39;t want you to wear a condom. She&#39;ll say: "But I really love you", or "It feels beter without one&#33;" DON&#39;T GIVE IN. Tell her if she wants to have sex without a condom, then you&#39;ll both go to a doctor. She can get a prescription for the Pill, and you&#39;ll both get bloodtests and physical examinations to confirm that neither of you have any sexually transmitted dieseses. BUT YOU WON&#39;T HAVE SEX WITHOUT ONE UNTIL THAT HAPPENS.

- She may walk away (plenty more fish in the sea),

- She may agree to the tests and prescriptions (this is the beginning of a long term relationship and you need to talk about it),

- She&#39;ll probably just let you wear the rubber.

Women can be just as irrisponsable as men&#33;

And remember: Sex is probably the most intimate thing you can do with another person - this means you are thinking for two people, not just one&#33;

Have fun :D

No i really did have sex IS that you guys just have Issues and like to flame me WTF is wrong with you people :lol:

@atiVidia.........dude altho I can see your point I think some of those remarks are a little ott, think about people who have really been in some of those situations that may read that. Not having a go, just think it was a little too far is all

@Inf......I call you that cos I really can&#39;t be F***ed to type your name :rolleyes:
You&#39;re an odd sorta dude......why would you wanna see if you&#39;d get flamed, these hits have been directed at you, surly that must hurt a bit and if it does&#39;t then I&#39;m gonna wack ya wiv a stick..........as soon as I can be bothered to look for a stick <_< :lol:

@Everyone whos shouting and swearing..........Stop it&#33;....Leave the dude alone he posted some daft crap for (what he thought ) was a laugh, he&#39;s a kid for crhist&#39;s sake (no offence little dude) sometimes they do that, I used to spout crap and brag (still do :P ) and so did all of you at some point, he&#39;s had his bashing now just chill..........I&#39;m in a calming mood so if no one wants the Fly.......just..........Chill B)

Be cool........everybody be cool..............any of you f*cking pigs move and I&#39;ll execute every mother f.......oh sorry got carried away :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@2 December 2003 - 23:59
@atiVidia.........dude altho I can see your point I think some of those remarks are a little ott, think about people who have really been in some of those situations that may read that. Not having a go, just think it was a little too far is all

@Inf......I call you that cos I really can&#39;t be F***ed to type your name :rolleyes:
You&#39;re an odd sorta dude......why would you wanna see if you&#39;d get flamed, these hits have been directed at you, surly that must hurt a bit and if it does&#39;t then I&#39;m gonna wack ya wiv a stick..........as soon as I can be bothered to look for a stick <_< :lol:

@Everyone whos shouting and swearing..........Stop it&#33;....Leave the dude alone he posted some daft crap for (what he thought ) was a laugh, he&#39;s a kid for crhist&#39;s sake (no offence little dude) sometimes they do that, I used to spout crap and brag (still do :P ) and so did all of you at some point, he&#39;s had his bashing now just chill..........I&#39;m in a calming mood so if no one wants the Fly.......just..........Chill B)

Be cool........everybody be cool..............any of you f*cking pigs move and I&#39;ll execute every mother f.......oh sorry got carried away :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

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Likei said my favorite member

I&#39;m not even touching "my favorite member".

Why?

I don&#39;t have that emoticon which runs away really fast. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by infamousalbo101@3 December 2003 - 04:02

Likei said my favorite member

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In that case go to the shop and get me food.......I&#39;m just far to lazy to move right now........I have trained my cat to type for me so all I do is talk.....with a mind recorder cos I can&#39;t be assed to do that either :angry: ......NO you doppy cat....I said lol :lol: thats better <_<

Jonno B)

Edit@ Hobbes.....Which one??..........This one>>http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/eekout.gif

Or this one>>http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/show.gif

:D

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+3 December 2003 - 00:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS &#064; 3 December 2003 - 00:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-infamousalbo101@3 December 2003 - 04:02

Likei said my favorite member

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In that case go to the shop and get me food.......I&#39;m just far to lazy to move right now........I have trained my cat to type for me so all I do is talk.....with a mind recorder cos I can&#39;t be assed to do that either :angry: ......NO you doppy cat....I said lol :lol: thats better <_<

Jonno B)

Edit@ Hobbes.....Which one??..........This one>>http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/eekout.gif

Or this one>>http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/show.gif

:D [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: WTF did u just say :lol: :lol:



Edit: oh wait sorry i forgot you cat was typing LoL

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@3 December 2003 - 05:05
This one,
I believe
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/eekout.gif

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

I said.......me likes chicken me likes liver meowmix meowmix please deliver :D

Stupid cat <_<

Actually, cats are lazy little shits, mine just eats sleeps and poo&#39;s <_< Never does tricks or anything, I say to it...Do a trick...jump.......and it just looks at me <_<

I threw a stick for it yesterday and it stood there as if to say "Dude&#33;.....you threw the stick&#33; go get it yourself.......if want it so bad why did you trow it away in the first place" <_<

Bloody cats <_<

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@3 December 2003 - 05:13
I said.......me likes chicken me likes liver meowmix meowmix please deliver :D

Stupid cat <_<

Actually, cats are lazy little shits, mine just eats sleeps and poo&#39;s <_<&nbsp; Never does tricks or anything, I say to it...Do a trick...jump.......and it just looks at me <_<

I threw a stick for it yesterday and it stood there as if to say "Dude&#33;.....you threw the stick&#33; go get it yourself.......if want it so bad why did you trow it away in the first place" <_<

Bloody cats <_<

Jonno B)

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OK then, I see you are still not drinking&#33;

No :(

But hey.......I&#39;m dancing.....Ach cha chahttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonn...iconDancer.gif

WOOHOO........look at me go.........go Jonny Go Jonny :D

Jonno B)

:lol: :lol: :lol: do the Cha CHaa


How about no scott hw bought u dont how no how howhohwoohwowhohwosalkhfalfsdklhfsheiofsdfklss zip it ssshh ahh shhh shshshh shshhshhhhhh i got a bag of shhhh with your name on it

I live chicken i like liver meow mix meow mix please diliver

Ooohhhh, you wanna talk jibberish huh :D

Let me get Jonny for a minute then.........Inf.......meet Jonny :)

Bong bing bang..me&#39;s here beep, walla walla bing bong, hello Ifnibalbo :blink:
did you know that when a turkey is old enough they let them watch tv.........jungga......and if they reall good...........uuuuwaff......they let them play with purple yellow monkeys til the sun comes up from uranus.......in a tent........ beep.......and don&#39;t forget about the penguins......they have magic powers........

Cluck cluck jibber jibber my old mans a mushroom etc etc :D

Ding dong the witch is dead the wicked witch the wicked witch, ding dong the elephant farted :(

Jonny :D

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Originally posted by atiVidia+3 December 2003 - 04:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (atiVidia @ 3 December 2003 - 04:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-infamousalbo101@2 December 2003 - 22:40
ok i didnt read that but thank FOr the info

@kab whooaaa be easy man chilll

@jonno Your my Favorite member you so funny i knew i was gonna get flamed for this topic i just wanna see how many members did

:lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :P&nbsp; :P&nbsp; :lol:

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oh man if you think i just flamed you then youve got no shit as to what flaming is

if you keep posing as a smartass wiseguy on maury then ill trace your ip and shoot you&#33;

just admit that for your age, sex is BAD

now, go fuck yourself or lick your balls but not someone elses you prepubescent bastard (u claim ur over 13 but i think ur some scrub whos still 10, using random pics on the net to bolster your rank in a forum where all people try to do is help eachother out&#33;)

i am requesting for this topic to be closed [/b][/quote]
Maybe you should stop acting like a child

Maam mahttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/baby.gif

Beep :)

Jonno B)

ohh yea


Wiggley wiggley Boo your cat smells like my shoe Hoopty Poopty Foopty Jonny&#39;s car is a Hoopty.................bang bang booo You mom knows Kung Fu.......Shhniffy Pippie hempty shempty lemty Ho No Scootyyy How Boouuu u DOnt Do CraZY guy you like Cooucamongaaa

B)

Jonno ?? are... you ok :unsure:

:lol:

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Originally posted by infamousalbo101@3 December 2003 - 04:43
ohh yea


Wiggley wiggley Boo your cat smells like my shoe Hoopty Poopty Foopty Jonny&#39;s car is a Hoopty.................bang bang booo You mom knows Kung Fu.......Shhniffy Pippie hempty shempty lemty Ho No Scootyyy How Boouuu u DOnt Do CraZY guy you like Cooucamongaaa

B)

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:blink: You ok? :blink:

No one has answered my question :angry:

Oh wait........I ain&#39;t asked it yet :rolleyes:

Hang on.........if the moon is made of cheese........then where&#39;s the onion? :blink:

And why is it that blue people are always trying to say..........jeinshageyehrkfkc? <_<

Stick to the roads, keep off the moores..........bewear the moon.........it&#39;s got cheese :unsure:

@neattairoski.........Nope......I&#39;m sober.........and tired.........and lazy.........and I smell.........and I keep sitting on me nads :blink:


Jonny :D

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ohh yea


Wiggley wiggley Boo your cat smells like my shoe Hoopty Poopty Foopty Jonny&#39;s car is a Hoopty.................bang bang booo You mom knows Kung Fu.......Shhniffy Pippie hempty shempty lemty Ho No Scootyyy How Boouuu u DOnt Do CraZY guy you like Cooucamongaaa

B)

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:blink: You ok? :blink:

No one has answered my question :angry:

Oh wait........I ain&#39;t asked it yet :rolleyes:

Hang on.........if the moon is made of cheese........then where&#39;s the onion? :blink:

And why is it that blue people are always trying to say..........jeinshageyehrkfkc? <_<

Stick to the roads, keep off the moores..........bewear the moon.........it&#39;s got cheese :unsure:

@neattairoski.........Nope......I&#39;m sober.........and tired.........and lazy.........and I smell.........and I keep sitting on me nads :blink:


Jonny :D [/b][/quote]
:huh: Yea but if Blue people are always trying to say "jeinshageyehrkfkc"

Why are pink people always trying to say "Ashhshfndjdnfdjhsoesdnamsfn" :huh:

Wha where is they onion all that cheese and no onioin and no bagels where are all the Bagels no bagel in the remote batteries secret code for the cia to hack my cable boxy y is that i think people put mics in my Sofa&#39;ss :huh:

I knew a guy called Mike..........Mike Hunt :devil:

OK thats it.......Jonny&#39;s going back in his box <_<

Right dude.........and anyone else that reads this :)

It&#39;s 4am.........again :rolleyes: So I&#39;m crashing :)

Just remember one thing.........http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonn...Spacecraft.gif

They comminghttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonn...nCouchHide.gif

Stay cool B)

Jonno B)

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonn...Spacecraft.gif

I knew it and there the proof

B) be cool JONNO see ya

After reading your posts Jonno, I think they&#39;re already here... :rolleyes:

Although I remember a night when Juggs came out to play too... even Jonny thought her pretty weird...

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Originally posted by NikkiD@3 December 2003 - 01:05
After reading your posts Jonno, I think they&#39;re already here... :rolleyes:

Although I remember a night when Juggs came out to play too... even Jonny thought her pretty weird...

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heres an observation i live near one school but goto another. the school near me; practically everyone i know lost it at about 13 and are stupid. at my school theyre were a few slags who were annoying and stupid. most people waited and are smart.

note: the words stupid and smart werent used as an oppinion but are true as im sure a lot of you can relate.

i dont know what contributes to what but its definately true

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Originally posted by infamousalbo101@3 December 2003 - 06:03
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonn...Spacecraft.gif

I knew it and there the proof

B) be cool JONNO see ya

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go to hell



















:D :D :D LOL just kidding of coars :D :D :D

Infamous: Post a new picture please, that one makes me cringe.

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Originally posted by ScotchGuy@4 December 2003 - 02:44
Infamous: Post a new picture please, that one makes me cringe.

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better?

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Infamous: Post a new picture please, that one makes me cringe.

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better? [/b][/quote]
Cropping dude its a wonderfull thing :rolleyes:

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@4 December 2003 - 02:44
Infamous: Post a new picture please, that one makes me cringe.

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better?

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Cropping dude its a wonderfull thing :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
if i only new how to :lol: :P



:angry:

ms paint. the box which has the dotted lines

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/guys/hommothug.JPG

here i did this for you