Asta la vista, baby
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Asta la vista, baby
"That was the bravest thing I've ever seen a vegetable do."
- george clooney, in Return of the Killer Tomatoes
robin williams stand up
-then frogs fell from the sky! maybe they came from heaven or maybe there were jews with catapults going NOW!-
download his hbo stand up- its really funny
Robin williams: Death To Smoochy, I'm fucked up in general so it's kinda hard to gauge.Clint Eastwood The Unforgiven: "I was lucky in the order I've always been lucky when it comes to killng folks" And, "It's A helluva thing killing A man, take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have"
- Lt. Dan " thought I'd try out my sea legs"
- Forrest "You ain't got no legs Lt. Dan"
From Grumpy Old Men " The only thing I know is it's but cold Out here and I'm Freeesh, out of beer!" :)
- Jack Nicholson Batman: "This town needs an Enema!"
"Please dont shoot me man i have a girlfreind and a wife on the side"
pinky from next friday
LMAO!!!! that was funny man cant stop laughingQuote:
What F'n Iceberg
"Look at the size of the trunk, you can put three bodies in there" :lol:
Robert De Nero in Analyze That
BOTQuote:
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
Full Metal JacketQuote:
This is my rifle
There are many like it but this one is mine
My rifle and myself are defenders of my country
We are the masters of our enemies
We are the saviors of my life
So be it until there is no enemy
Find peace within
This is my rifle
There are many like it but this one is mine
My rifle is my best friend
It is my life
I must master it as I must master my life
Without me my rifle is useless
Without my rifle I am useless
I must fire my rifle true
I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me
I must shoot him before he shoots me
I will
Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
*PAUSE*
These go to eleven.
-Spinal Tap
Doug the Head: Avi!
Cousin Avi: Shut up and sit down you big-balled fuck.
London? London. London? yea London. Ya know, fish chips cup o tea, bad food worst weather, Mary fuckin Poppins London.
both from snatch
From Spaceballs -
Dark Helmet: Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb
The world is changing: I can feel it in the water, I can feel it in the earth...I can smell it in the air. Much that one was - is lost...for none live now who remember it.
- Treebeard - LOTR
At last : Morpheus B)
"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are."
Seth,
Dusk Till Dawn
Don Corleone: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
Termiantor 1... when Arnie is in the hotel...
Cleaner ----- "" Hey buddy u got a dead cat in there""
Terminator ------ "" Fuck You Asshole ""
Classic
Yeah Baby....Yeah!
I suppose I'll add a few to the list.
"This is Bob, Bob had bitch tits." - Fight Club
"This will never be my home, look out that window Bob, it's like God took a shit and it landed right here." -SLC Punk
"Use the Schwartz" - SpaceBalls
"Every search for a hero, must begin with something that every hero requires, a Villain. Therefore, in the search of our hero Bellerophone, we created a monster, Chimaera"
MI: 2
i dont know if this might of been already posted but "I live my life a quater mile at a time for them 10 sec or less im free."
(Fast and the Furious)
:lol:Quote:
Originally posted by dingoBaby@16 February 2003 - 21:42
Any line from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. "You can start by wiping that f*cking smile off your f*cking face..."
"I'm goin' the wrong way???
how do you know where i'm goin'?"
True ramacne
who the f*ck is dick"
what you want me to suck hes dick???
"No who the f*ck is dick
"say hello to little friend"
Scarface
two words
Gaylord Focker
To be or not to be!
I dont know how to write it the way he says it, but in Scooby Doo when anytime Scooby "I dont know"
Also from True Romance: "Is it white boy day?"
Also from Snatch: "You guys created the english language right? How come none of you speak it?"
And from The Crow: "Lost a guy out in plain sight, looked like a mime from hell... Well at least he didn't do that walking against the wind shit, God I hate that."
Pulp Fiction
BOTQuote:
Samuel L. Jackson: "Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!"
Frank Whaley: "What?"
Jackson: "Say 'what' again! Say 'what' again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherf***er! Say 'what' one more God-damned time!"
Whaley: "He's black."
Jackson: "Go on!"
Whaley: "He's bald."
Jackson: "Does he look like a bitch?"
Whaley: "What?"
Sfx: Gunshot.
Whaley: "Aaahh!"
Jackson: "Does... he... look... like a bitch?!"
Whaley: "Nooo!"
Jackson: "Then why'd you try to f*** him like a bitch, Brett?"
Whaley: "I didn't!"
Jackson: "Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Brett. You tried to f*** him. And Marsellus Wallace don't like to be f***ed by anybody except Mrs. Wallace."
Tony Montana: You fuck with me, you fuck with the best!
Tony Montana: I kill a communist for fun. But for a greencard, I'll carve him up real nice.
Tony Montana: You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend.
Tony Montana: I never fucked anyone over in my life who didn't have it coming to 'em.
Tony Montana: In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
Tony Montana: Make way for the bad guy.
Tony Montana: Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits!
Tony Montana: What are you lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what'll that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth... even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.
Tony Montana: All I have in this world is balls and my word and I don't break 'em for no one. You understand?
Tony Montana: You know what capitalism is? Getting fucked!
Tony Montana: I want what's coming to me.
Manny: What's coming to you, man?
Tony Montana: The world, chico, and everything in it.
Tony Montana: This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked.
Tony Montana: I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
Tony Montana: Here pelican, pelican, pelican...
Tony Montana: You think you can fuckin' take me? You'll need a Fucking army if you think you're gonna take me!!!
B) SCARFACE B)
Fuck em - Rambo III
Quote:
"Polish My Nuts & Serve Me A Milshake" -
American Wedding {2003}
Suck my dick...Ron Jeremy
*Stifler - American Wedding*
lol stifler is one fu*kin funny guy