job, cleaning the horses poop
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job, cleaning the horses poop
poop was a glorious job.
job satisfaction was missing
missing, but the workers still pursued on under the hot summer sun
sun, but close to the big tree was a huge
Huge dragon that had been sleeping for hundreds of years
years and years of sleep is not enough to regenarate his mana
mana that he had spent in the epic battle against the teletubbies
Teletubbies wield the secret weapon
weapon, of the legendary spit ball gun
gun, which could spit a gumball for
for thousands of miles at the speed of light
light. The gun was truly amazing, but there was one thing it couldn't do
do, it could not kill the dragon, no matter what flavour of gum they used
used, the dragon was simply too strong
strong, so the teletubbies called up the justice league for help
help the any teletubby and it will just burn you with his tube laser
laser light in the eyes sucks
sucks because one goes blind
, but he continued to fight on with just one eye.
eye of the knight popped out when his oppenent threw his sword
so the knight decided to fight the battle blind
blind dates are cool
cool but risky
risky was the way the knight liked it
it stands for information technology
technology was the only thing that our knight sucked
Sucked maybe but willing to learn
learn through vigorous training and practice
at her or my place?
practice makes perfect
Perfect was far from what our knight was at
at his last fight he lost his eye but he was brave enough to challange the king
king of scotland
scotland who was a paralyzed from the neck down
Down to the last fight he had
had they seen our knight
knight, they would have shit their pants
pants was not a common clothing at middle age
age when you least expect