Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

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Originally Posted by chavis

Go right ahead and fill your little booties, Dave. I'm afraid I won't be reading it. I only take death threats seriously when they're not made by comprehensively proven liars.

How's the eight year old? She must be nine by now. Is she old enough to know how deranged you are yet? Some day somebody will drop the dime with her. That'll be a sad day for little old you. She'll probably stop visiting you in the funny farm.

How do you plan on finding me Dave? Will you be visiting a psychic or just sticking a pin in the map of N Ireland hoping I might walk past with a sign around my neck saying 'Hi, I'm chalice. Please kill me Dave'? Maybe you could plummet from a passing plane and hope to land on me. You sad, sad, sorry man.

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Death threats? Who has been making death threats against you chavis? You should get your moderator mate to ban him. They ban people for much less than that around here you know... Oh! You're now trying to tell the board I've made a death threat against you... good luck with that old chap. It's just another lie spewed at me from a man who has spewed the "stalker lie" so often that nothing he says has any credibility any more.

Just received a pm from Squeamous. I fucking knew it.

She says Dave did two years for tampering with his daughter and he's now on the sex offender's register for life.

Apparently it's a matter of public record, so y'all can look it up if you don't believe me. Dave, you fucking pervert.

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Originally Posted by Snee

Dave. I had a look at your blog earlier. It's all you talking to yourself. The reason you had to come here and have a cry so we'd have a look, is because it's not very interesting. It's basically you talking to yourself and being an idiot.

And you may go on doing that all on your own, I'm not reading another paragraph of you ranting like a loon and mistreating the language.

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See that's what happens when you don't take the time to read the answer I so lovingly prepare for your continuous rantings, you make yourself look like a fool again.

I wonder what happens if I edit this one instead... manker has made posting here such a pain for anyone who isn't one of his mates, pre moderation all over the place.

@ chavis

I told you she was liar... only two years... she's having you on again mate.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Just received a pm from Squeamous. I fucking knew it.

She says Dave did two years for tampering with his daughter and he's now on the sex offender's register for life.

Apparently it's a matter of public record, so y'all can look it up if you don't believe me. Dave, you fucking pervert.

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See I told you she was a liar... two years... it was more than that.

This is getting a bit repetitive, init?

And very very boring.

Yep, very boring. What was manker thinking when he made all this happen?

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Originally Posted by arseclown

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Originally Posted by Snee

Dave. I had a look at your blog earlier. It's all you talking to yourself. The reason you had to come here and have a cry so we'd have a look, is because it's not very interesting. It's basically you talking to yourself and being an idiot.

And you may go on doing that all on your own, I'm not reading another paragraph of you ranting like a loon and mistreating the language.

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See that's what happens when you don't take the time to read the answer I so lovingly prepare for your continuous rantings, you make yourself look like a fool again.

I wonder what happens if I edit this one instead... manker has made posting here such a pain for anyone who isn't one of his mates, pre moderation all over the place.

@ chavis

I told you she was liar... only two years... she's having you on again mate.

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It makes absolutely fuck all difference to me if any of what was posted as a result of anything Squeamous might have said was true or not.

Don't you get it, Dave? If it was a lie, which it wasn't, it was a mutually beneficial one. She got to make you reach meltdown on the internets, and I got to have fuckloads of fun facilitating it, and so did everyone else. Except you, that is. Look at you chasing your wickle tail, making blogs on the internets nobody gives a fuck about or responds to.

For the record, I have no doubt that manker (hard as fucking nails that boy) will relieve you of your baseball bat and deposit it firmly in your dual-carriageway of an arse for you while saying something hilarious with his Welsh accent. You big fucking nancy.

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Originally Posted by arseclown

Yep, very boring. What was manker thinking when he made all this happen?

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I expect he was well-chuffed that the time machine he'd just invented worked, and probably mostly thinking of that, and how to clip your wee head just right with the hammer he was carrying as he was nearing your crib.

I'll have to give it to him - he did turn you both dumb and mental without impairing your future typing skills too badly. Shame about all the collateral damage, but I suppose it was worth it to wreck your life.


Anything that would explain how manker could make you do what you do pretty much has to involve someone going back in time.

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Originally Posted by arseclown

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Originally Posted by Snee

Dave. I had a look at your blog earlier. It's all you talking to yourself. The reason you had to come here and have a cry so we'd have a look, is because it's not very interesting. It's basically you talking to yourself and being an idiot.

And you may go on doing that all on your own, I'm not reading another paragraph of you ranting like a loon and mistreating the language.

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See that's what happens when you don't take the time to read the answer I so lovingly prepare for your continuous rantings, you make yourself look like a fool again.

I wonder what happens if I edit this one instead... manker has made posting here such a pain for anyone who isn't one of his mates, pre moderation all over the place.

@ chavis

I told you she was liar... only two years... she's having you on again mate.

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You horrendously abuse the english language when you type it, and the angrier you get, the worse it gets. So from my perspective at least I get treated to remedial writing from someone so incensed they barely make sense, making the effort barely worthwhile personally. :idunno:

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Originally Posted by chavis

It makes absolutely fuck all difference to me if any of what was posted as a result of anything Squeamous might have said was true or not.

Don't you get it, Dave? If it was a lie, which it wasn't, it was a mutually beneficial one. She got to make you reach meltdown on the internets, and I got to have fuckloads of fun facilitating it, and so did everyone else. Except you, that is. Look at you chasing your wickle tail, making blogs on the internets nobody gives a fuck about or responds to.

For the record, I have no doubt that manker (hard as fucking nails that boy) will relieve you of your baseball bat and deposit it firmly in your dual-carriageway of an arse for you while saying something hilarious with his Welsh accent. You big fucking nancy.

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Fuck sake chavis, you must be thick, I'm going to have to explain it to you again.

I know you don't give any kind of fuck.

It wasn't me who had the meltdown, it was you. That's why I feel pity for you.

You shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet chavis... I've heard rumours it's filled with nasty shitty liars... you know people who extract fun from making meaningless death threats against other people... people like you.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

You horrendously abuse the english language when you type it, and the angrier you get, the worse it gets. So from my perspective at least I get treated to remedial writing from someone so incensed they barely make sense, making the effort barely worthwhile personally. :idunno:

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I must admit to feeling a sense of curiosity about this thing you all have about me being angry.

chavis posts death threats against me, but he's not read as angry.
manker posts lies about me stalking her, but he's not angry.

I post similar stuff, but I am apparently ranting and raving and smashing my keyboard... but I'm not :huh: I wonder why you all credit yourselves with being able to cause in me that which you all constantly deny I cause in you?

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Originally Posted by ckrit

I expect he was well-chuffed that the time machine he'd just invented worked, and probably mostly thinking of that, and how to clip your wee head just right with the hammer he was carrying as he was nearing your crib.

I'll have to give it to him - he did turn you both dumb and mental without impairing your future typing skills too badly. Shame about all the collateral damage, but I suppose it was worth it to wreck your life.


Anything that would explain how manker could make you do what you do pretty much has to involve someone going back in time.

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See your bile is much nicer when you don't personalise it with my real name, the one none of you should know but for your nasty little cunt of a female friend.

Yeah, Dave. I'm not the one who got banned. I'm not the one airing his shitey keks on the internets. I'm not the one popping cranial arteries when someone mentions he has an eight year old daughter. I'm not the one setting up ineffectual blogs which serve only to underline his pathetic rejection issues.

I must admit, though, telling you I was gonna get you whacked on the internets was some super-duper fun times. So you're right there. I wish there was another you so I could do it all over again.

I'm still waiting for plod to show up, btw. Must be three months or more since you narked on me. I can only imagine they must be busy or something.

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Originally Posted by ckrit

Anything that would explain how manker could make you do what you do pretty much has to involve someone going back in time.

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I suppose I should cover this once again for the hard of understanding around here.

On the day manker decided he would make me "move on irl" I showed that my last five threads hadn't been about the lie she fed chavis, and ths shit storm of lies you'd all created around that. I showed that it wasn't me who raised the subject on that Sunday. That it wasn't me who needed to move on. Sure enough here we are many months later and you retards still can't move on. How many times does my name come up on a board I'm rarely posting on? How many times do you all spew bile at me when I'm not even here to answer it. God sake you mentalists, you've even set up a site for it on wordpress.com.

I was quite happy to just carry on here and leave all the crap in the past, but no manker decided it was an issue... and so it is an issue... and it will remain one, until I am done with it. As I said manker created all of this, and it ain't going away.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Yeah, Dave. I'm not the one who got banned. I'm not the one airing his shitey keks on the internets. I'm not the one popping cranial arteries when someone mentions he has an eight year old daughter. I'm not the one setting up ineffectual blogs which serve only to underline his pathetic rejection issues.

I must admit, though, telling you I was gonna get you whacked on the internets was some super-duper fun times. So you're right there. I wish there was another you so I could do it all over again.

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Yeah, odd that innit chavis... I wasn't banned until you fessed up about her nasty little lie filled PM and the truth about where all the shitty little lies came from was out.

I must admit it looks to me like once the truth was out and you all knew her lie was exposed I held all the cards and could abuse you (and her of course) at will you all bottled it. That can't be right can it chavis? You're not all cowardly custards sitting out here not prepared to take on someone who behaves like you all do?

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Originally Posted by chavis

I'm still waiting for plod to show up, btw. Must be three months or more since you narked on me. I can only imagine they must be busy or something.

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Aha! The joys of the British Criminal Justice system, basically they're of no use... if you want something doing you have to do it yourself in this country. It's reassuring though for a stalker and potential mentalist homicidal maniac like me... ;-)

Oh! And you can sit out here denying that it matters that she used you like that chavis... but I know better. I know you're pissed off about it :glag:

Sorry mate, I did try and warn you.

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Originally Posted by arseclown

and it ain't going away.

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:fear: Oh noes.

Dave, you're just J-Dye now only considerably more mental. I stopped giving a fuck about J-Dye about two days after he got banned. I stopped giving a fuck about you the next day.

I've had sniffles that were of more concern to me than you will ever be. I'm more concerned about your children and what your psychoses are manifesting themselves as in the family home. I fear for them. I really do. If I had your address, I'd be getting Ester Ranzen over there right smart.

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Originally Posted by arseclown

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Originally Posted by chavis

Yeah, Dave. I'm not the one who got banned. I'm not the one airing his shitey keks on the internets. I'm not the one popping cranial arteries when someone mentions he has an eight year old daughter. I'm not the one setting up ineffectual blogs which serve only to underline his pathetic rejection issues.

I must admit, though, telling you I was gonna get you whacked on the internets was some super-duper fun times. So you're right there. I wish there was another you so I could do it all over again.

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Yeah, odd that innit chavis... I wasn't banned until you fessed up about her nasty little lie filled PM and the truth about where all the shitty little lies came from was out.

I must admit it looks to me like once the truth was out and you all knew her lie was exposed I held all the cards and could abuse you (and her of course) at will you all bottled it. That can't be right can it chavis? You're not all cowardly custards sitting out here not prepared to take on someone who behaves like you all do?

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I got you banned, Dave. It was a master-stroke. Admit it. I spilt the beans when the time was right. I had you doing Chubby Checker and the Fat Boys all over the place for a year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02SAekw7wUo

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Originally Posted by chavis

:fear: Oh noes.

Dave, you're just J-Dye now only considerably more mental. I stopped giving a fuck about J-Dye about two days after he got banned. I stopped giving a fuck about you the next day.

I've had sniffles that were of more concern to me than you will ever be. I'm more concerned about your children and what your psychoses are manifesting themselves as in the family home. I fear for them. I really do. If I had your address, I'd be getting Ester Ranzen over there right smart.

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See now there's the problem chavis.

She knew I never posed a threat of any kind.

You've come to realise I don't pose any threat.

Yet I'm banned because I pose some kind of threat and need to be forced to move on irl.

Doesn't make any sense that does it? So make your mind up chavis... if all I am is some meaningless spastic posting crap... why can't you handle that? Why did I have to be banned?

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Originally Posted by chavis

I got you banned, Dave. It was a master-stroke. Admit it. I spilt the beans when the time was right. I had you doing Chubby Checker and the Fat Boys all over the place for a year.

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Awww fuck chavis... sorry mate... unfortunately you can't claim any more credit for me being banned than I can for your epic flid out... she got me banned. The credit is all hers.

I can handle it just fine, Dave. I just thought it would be fun to get you banned. And it was, so it's its own reward.

Credit where credit is due chavis old chap, you have to hand it to her, she played us both over all of this crap like an expert.

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Originally Posted by chavis

I can handle it just fine, Dave. I just thought it would be fun to get you banned. And it was, so it's its own reward.

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Keep deluding yourself with that mate, I'm sure it makes you feel better every time you realise how she used you :glag:

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Originally Posted by arseclown

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Originally Posted by Artemis

You horrendously abuse the english language when you type it, and the angrier you get, the worse it gets. So from my perspective at least I get treated to remedial writing from someone so incensed they barely make sense, making the effort barely worthwhile personally. :idunno:

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I must admit to feeling a sense of curiosity about this thing you all have about me being angry.

chavis posts death threats against me, but he's not read as angry.
manker posts lies about me stalking her, but he's not angry.

I post similar stuff, but I am apparently ranting and raving and smashing my keyboard... but I'm not :huh: I wonder why you all credit yourselves with being able to cause in me that which you all constantly deny I cause in you?

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Oh so you to type like that when you're calm, well OK I believe you....
A question though, if you are so calm, and this all beneath you, why do you need a blog and to create several alternate usernames (including this latest charmingly titled one :naughty:) to point out said sad pathetic rant of a blog.
Now I say it is a sad pathetic rant of a blog for one specific reason, there are zero replies or comments to your rants, you do realise you are talking to your self, no one is actually interacting with you. They don't care, you have banged your tin drum for so long it is just background noise you irritating little man.

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Originally Posted by arseclown

Credit where credit is due chavis old chap, you have to hand it to her, she played us both over all of this crap like an expert.

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If it was all a lie, Dave, which nobody seems to believe except yourself, then it stopped being a lie when you turned up at her house all moustachioed and misogynistic. You demonstrated the very nature you denied so vehemently. All it took was a little shove. So if it was a lie, it was an altruistic, utilitarian one. I prefer the term 'entrapment' myself, like.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Just received a pm from Squeamous. I fucking knew it.

She says Dave did two years for tampering with his daughter and he's now on the sex offender's register for life.
Apparently it's a matter of public record, so y'all can look it up if you don't believe me. Dave, you fucking pervert.

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Someone should ban this pedo scum.

people like him make me sick. Not sick enough to touch kids. But pretty sick. Touching kids is the worst, worse than touching your mother and then taunting her face.

Dave is a menace and he must be stopped.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Oh so you to type like that when you're calm, well OK I believe you....
A question though, if you are so calm, and this all beneath you, why do you need a blog and to create several alternate usernames (including this latest charmingly titled one :naughty:) to point out said sad pathetic rant of a blog.
Now I say it is a sad pathetic rant of a blog for one specific reason, there are zero replies or comments to your rants, you do realise you are talking to your self, no one is actually interacting with you. They don't care, you have banged your tin drum for so long it is just background noise you irritating little man.

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OK in the interests of trying to be open about all of this.

I have always come across as being aggressive to people who don't know me. Across the years on any number of different message boards. You can check that with Sophie. It's just how I come across. It's not because I'm angry. I can't help it although over the years I have tried to change the tone of my ramblings, I've never had any success with it it, so I gave up.

The blog was me copying Mary, he created one, I thought I can do that, so I did. There's nothing on it that's worth shit.

Irritating... I beg your fucking pardon... I'm far better than just irritating... I'm fucking obnoxious if you don't mind.

Sup, guise.

Looks like Dave's gone into contrite mode ahead of schedule.

There's nothing to see now, I guess. When he isn't mental, he isn't interesting.
Bai, Dave :wave:

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Originally Posted by chavis

Just received a pm from Squeamous. I fucking knew it.

She says Dave did two years for tampering with his daughter and he's now on the sex offender's register for life.
Apparently it's a matter of public record, so y'all can look it up if you don't believe me. Dave, you fucking pervert.

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Someone should ban this pedo scum.

people like him make me sick. Not sick enough to touch kids. But pretty sick. Touching kids is the worst, worse than touching your mother and then taunting her face.

Dave is a menace and he must be stopped.

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Yep, he's a sick pup right enough.

I've seen video footage of him laughing it up with Gary Glitter, Chris Langham and Pete Townsend in a Thai hot tub, waving lollipops enticingly at everything under three foot tall that happens by. Even Michael Barrymore walks into shot just to spit in their faces.

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Originally Posted by chavis

If it was all a lie, Dave, which nobody seems to believe except yourself, then it stopped being a lie when you turned up at her house all moustachioed and misogynistic. You demonstrated the very nature you denied so vehemently. All it took was a little shove. So if it was a lie, it was an altruistic, utilitarian one. I prefer the term 'entrapment' myself, like.

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chavis, let me timeline it for you.

I turned up and started in playing with you.
She sent you that PM.

You started in on the stalker crap
She took one or two digs at me on here.

I asked her via PM to stay away from me.
The stalker crap continued.

Eventually I accepted that I would have to piss away several hours to ask her to her face to stay away from me.
That's when I visited her... to ask her to please stay away from me.

Immediately after that visist she posted that "stay away from me or I'll call the police" post... I did love the irony of being told to stay away from someone who steadfastly has refused to stay away from the subject of me. Especially after pissing away two hours of my life going to ask her to stay away from me.
She also stated then that her remarks about me posing a physical threat to her were meant as a lighthearted comment <- that's not word perfect, but that was what she said to you all on this board.

Fast forward a bit. She posted up that she knew Dave, that she knew he didn't pose her any danger. That he loved her... yeah OK she was a bit off the mark with that, but I do care about her (that she's OK and is happy, you know)... yeah even now after all this crap... that's what a stupid git I am.

You posted up your flid out thread... it all went downhill from there.

You revealed the existence of her PM.

Stalked her... yeah course I have... not.

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Originally Posted by football

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Originally Posted by chavis

Just received a pm from Squeamous. I fucking knew it.

She says Dave did two years for tampering with his daughter and he's now on the sex offender's register for life.
Apparently it's a matter of public record, so y'all can look it up if you don't believe me. Dave, you fucking pervert.

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Someone should ban this pedo scum.

people like him make me sick. Not sick enough to touch kids. But pretty sick. Touching kids is the worst, worse than touching your mother and then taunting her face.

Dave is a menace and he must be stopped.

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Yep, he's a sick pup right enough.

I've seen video footage of him laughing it up with Gary Glitter, Chris Langham and Pete Townsend in a Thai hot tub, waving lollipops enticingly at everything under three foot tall that happens by. Even Michael Barrymore walks into shot just to spit in their faces.

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Good thing Mulder doesn't live in Thailand :no:

Ha ha. I'm not reading that, Dave.

Bye Dave.

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Originally Posted by football

Dave is a menace and he must be stopped.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Ha ha. I'm not reading that, Dave.

Bye Dave.

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Bye chavis, catch you soon :-)

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Originally Posted by football

Someone should ban this pedo scum.

people like him make me sick. Not sick enough to touch kids. But pretty sick. Touching kids is the worst, worse than touching your mother and then taunting her face.

Dave is a menace and he must be stopped.

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Yep, he's a sick pup right enough.

I've seen video footage of him laughing it up with Gary Glitter, Chris Langham and Pete Townsend in a Thai hot tub, waving lollipops enticingly at everything under three foot tall that happens by. Even Michael Barrymore walks into shot just to spit in their faces.

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Good thing Mulder doesn't live in Thailand :no:

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Are you sure? If I was interpol on the hunt for mulder, Thailand would be the first place I'd look. He'd make a fortune.

Hold up. What's all this about a baseball bat. Has something transpired where Dave said he's going to come and duff me up.
With a bat.

Are you bringing a bat cus you're old, Dave. I thought you were ex-army. Have you gone a bit soft, like, or were you just lying.


n'awwh, it's sweet in a way. I've never met an internet tough guy who has such self esteem issues that he has to threaten defenceless accountants with baseball bats.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Yep, he's a sick pup right enough.

I've seen video footage of him laughing it up with Gary Glitter, Chris Langham and Pete Townsend in a Thai hot tub, waving lollipops enticingly at everything under three foot tall that happens by. Even Michael Barrymore walks into shot just to spit in their faces.

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Seen video footage, you lying bastard, you filmed it.