Last one to post wins the internets

Nice dildo, dewd.

I don't think using a glass dildo is a good idea Skiz - even for you masochistic Texans. :unsure:

All the eights.

Eight fucking thousand and fucking eight fucking hundred and fucking eighty fucking eight fucking posts.

Hai thenk ewe.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Meh - I slipped and fell on Wednesday and am now on crutches.
The husband just stood on a sharp kitchen utensil my darling son had craftily left lying about on the kitchen floor and now has a bleeding foot that is going to be bruised in the morning.

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Just read this.

Hope you and the prospective are alright.

Did you it yourself checked and such, like?

Hope you are alright, skweeky. I ended up building a ramp up our front steps during the final weeks of the pregnancy. The wife wasn't getting around very good.

Are you able to take it easy these days?

I'm fine chavis, went to A&E just to make sure everything was ok, and everything is :)
The prospective (loving the term) is still very much alive and, especially kicking.

MBM - I finished work on Thursday there, so I'll be kicking back, as much as is possible with a 17-month old running around the house!

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I'm fine chavis, went to A&E just to make sure everything was ok, and everything is :)
The prospective (loving the term) is still very much alive and, especially kicking.

MBM - I finished work on Thursday there, so I'll be kicking back, as much as is possible with a 17-month old running around the house!

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Good, good and good.

Where do kids learn to scream like they are being murdered????
Where I ask you??? Where????

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Where do kids learn to scream like they are being murdered????
Where I ask you??? Where????

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Fairgrounds.

He's never been to one of those :dry: