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You always over react. You do it anyway.
Hello! my new friend! Nice girl here!
I cam accross your email on some website. Don't remember exactly which one.
I am coming to your area in just few days and I need to find a male parnter overthere.
I hope we can go out together and you could show me around.
Drop me few lines at [email protected] so we can stay in touch. This is my personal mailbox I use for correspondence.
Please reply to my personal addie only, as I constantly check it.
I will show my picture If you decide to reply. I know there'll never be a time you'll ever feel the same. 'til you hear both sides.
:naughty:
Get in there, how can it go wrong.
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Originally Posted by Snee
You're just whining about your best.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Go censor the prom queen.
You're right. Those prom queens these days tend to have dirty fucking mouths.
Three words that go well together :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Fatty Foulks. :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Didn't he stop a match by snapping the crossbar once.:unsure:
What does "hammer and tack" mean? :unsure:
Give in, what does it mean.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
I dunno.
I was reading some headers and saw - "Yer should totally bring me hammer and tack a tee."
I don't have a fucking clue what that means. :unsure:
Context man, we need context.
Not sure. It was the title to a conversation that was going on and I didn't grab it.
Golf.
Fuck sakes... my spelling this morning is atrocious.
Must.... get....coffee...
im gonna have secks tomorrow, with a woman :smilie4:
picking her up from london at 12ish then bringing her back here, its gonna be more epic than a slice of epic pie :smilie4:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk1_kDJhyBk[/youtube]
does this look really good or really shit? there's a dvdrip of it come out... :unsure:
Film it and post it here. Win+1Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
she said she's up for taking pics during hawt secks, i'll pm them if it happens :smilie4:
Brilliant! I shall be looking forward to that. Or, if you can wangle it to leave the webcam on, send me a link!
what's even more hawter though is im going to make spag boll now, skawtish lean steak mince and dolmio's extra spicy sauce with fusilli pasta ....my vaginas getting wet just thinking about it :drool:
You make it sound so appetising.
http://www.cracked.com/video_16363_s...it-lyrics.html something for ewe, arky.
"His bald head will make you sweat 'Cause he's a French motherfucker with a tasty baguette."Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
:glag:
epic win! i'm stealing that and putting it on my phone :happy:
snee's just earnt him self +10 man points for that :smilie4:
omgwtfdudewickedwoot! I just had spag boll as well!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Burnt out. Work sux the biggest, sweatiest, hairiest bawls - ever.
-doobs
You should hoook up with the husband doobs, that's all he ever says as well.
I'm sure you both could come up with a fantastic business idea.
Your husband is in IT. Right?
-bd
Yup.
Let's make it intercontinental.
(that always reminds me of that Beastie Boys track; I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French Toast)
:lol:
-bd
I want toast and a glass of water. That is all.
-bd
How about a nice spinello for after. :unsure:
I haven't had French Toast for ages, like years and years.
I have had a cheese sandwich dipped in beaten egg and shallow fried. Which is kind of like French Toast, but not exactly French Toast.
Mornsup/worksup Tile Sharing Folk. :mellow:
I believe that's called Eggy bread.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
I think you'll find it's a Cheese Dream.
Thank fuck, the husband is putting the wayne in his bed tonight. I'm fucking knackered. Yous bar stewards could have warned me that those first few months are not the most difficult. :snooty:
Those are the easiest, mate.
i would agree, a boy would be most difficult to look after from the age of one until age 16.
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Originally Posted by JPaul
The little devil has gotten it into his head that from now on, he will cry and whinge around me, scream when I leave, and be a perfect child when I am not in the vicinity. He has also decided to wake up screaming twice a night, barely eat anything, get 3 tooth at the same time, refuse to nap throughout the day and wake up at 6AM every single day.:ermm:
Nonetheless, I love him to bits and I don't really mind that much. It would be nice to get some decent sleep though.
google: how to stop kids crying
fourth link down sounds very effective:How to Stop Their Child From Crying in 30 Seconds Or Less.