I've absolutely no idea what you're talking about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
stop it, stop it right now. That one was way too obvious.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
And also, I hate liverpool more than I hate pikeys and cockneys ._.
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I've absolutely no idea what you're talking about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bostop it, stop it right now. That one was way too obvious.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
And also, I hate liverpool more than I hate pikeys and cockneys ._.
You can walk past your front gate now without crying?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:schnauz:Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisYou can walk past your front gate now without crying?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Only if I have my linus blanket
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smooth as fuck, innit:smilie4:
also, I was giving my brother a hand filling a skip with shite out of his back garden yesterday, twatted myself on the left bollock with the shovel handle and it's fucking agony today :pinch:
me and the wench have our own bets on it, like (picked solely on the names of the horses, as neither of us know a fucking thing about racing*). Pick 3 horses, whoevar's horse comes nearest to first/finishing wins.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I picked seabass and shackalackaboomboom and I've just read on teh bbc that seabass is joint favourite and shackalackaboomboom is 3rd favourite :smilie4:
*unless it's whippets, obviousment
I must incorporate into blog.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Also, left you all alone way too long and missed most of my windows to comment. Delightful reading it was, even one of Dave's.
Despite my fervid and erred opinion, Dave is capable of lucid moments. I promise this wasn't one of my edits, for I have no special powers here.Quote:
Originally Posted by arseclown
Why does everyone keep forgetting, I thought I made it intuitive :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
http://wp.me/2j9yE
see?
You just took a pic of the other side of your head or got a non bald mate to pose for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Wow that's fast, eschewed into forum existence then bam! an unperson in the blink on an eye. Sort of brings the concept of futility to a whole new level. I wonder just how many plugs at this futile game Dave will have? J-Dye has him cold, he has some kind of learning disability and just keeps coming back for more, we are in the high hundreds if not thousands of hand created dupes there with J-Dye so you have a ways to go on your futile quest Dave, I'd suggest you pack a lunch.
What does the winrar get? Also, are you guise living together now or something else?Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bome and the wench have our own bets on it, like (picked solely on the names of the horses, as neither of us know a fucking thing about racing*). Pick 3 horses, whoevar's horse comes nearest to first/finishing wins.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I picked seabass and shackalackaboomboom and I've just read on teh bbc that seabass is joint favourite and shackalackaboomboom is 3rd favourite :smilie4:
*unless it's whippets, obviousment
Intuitively, you're not because you're on the internets and talking to people but you keep mentioning her as if she's nearby and letting you out of her sight occasionally :unsure:
Quality :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary
The way I see it, Dave is well on his way to becoming J-Dye. He's just coming back too often and having nothing of value to add when he does.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
It was fine when it was a weekly thing, you know, let him have his head to spew some bile and hate and defend his honour against the h8r lies. It's just boring when he pops up and is all; 'lol hai, it's me :glag:'
At least J-Dye talks about having sex. Dave can't even do that owing to the missus-dave hating the fuck out of him situation.
I think he talks about getting engaged more than he does about sticking his junk where it's not welcome. He's been engaged like 40 times that I know of.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
As far as the sex thing goes, and this forum goes, he's fairly fucked now :blink:
I've got Chicago Grey (#11) (£42) and Neptune Collonges (#4) (£82) to win.
Here's the link to watch it:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/horse-racing/17712722
The winner gets to decide and i've just read 2 of my 3 horses are joint favourites :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerWhat does the winrar get? Also, are you guise living together now or something else?Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Intuitively, you're not because you're on the internets and talking to people but you keep mentioning her as if she's nearby and letting you out of her sight occasionally :unsure:
No, we're not living together again yet
My whole heid is down to the skin all over, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerYou just took a pic of the other side of your head or got a non bald mate to pose for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
If his persistence with girls is anything like as intense as his drive to remain a member here, then I'm not surprised.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI think he talks about getting engaged more than he does about sticking his junk where it's not welcome. He's been engaged like 40 times that I know of.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
He's like a typhoon with a priapism.
Yet, eh :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoThe winner gets to decide and i've just read 2 of my 3 horses are joint favourites :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
No, we're not living together again yet
And in that case, I hope her webcam is better than yours.
yet, yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerYet, eh :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
And in that case, I hope her webcam is better than yours.
I've also got bets on West End Rocker, Weird Al and According to Pete.
For teh missus and kiddies.
i've got 1st and 3rd at the moment:smilie4:
it's fucking carnage :o
1st, 2nd and 3rd, come on!1!1
If neptune collonges wins, I get £84 :o
my three picks led the race right til the end, i ended up with 3rd.
still won our bet tho':smilie4:
you won £84 :01:
I might have a few babychams tonight :happy:
Why do horse trainers and kenny dalgleish always cry.
The big gays.
that's the jocks and the irish for youQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
I got to run my own team today. There was two of us all together. :emo:
:lol: :console:
That explains the long face.
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Tell your kiddies that Weird Al got destroyed, then explain what destroyed means in terms of horse racing.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
edit: Also According to Pete too :lol:
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Originally Posted by manker
That picture looks a bit like Ruud Van Nistelrooy. :eyebrows:
Bo also photieshawpped me with a ginger beard once. I'll see if I can find the beard bit to post.
ah, weird al was just "receiving treatment" they might not have shot it yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoTell your kiddies that Weird Al got destroyed, then explain what destroyed means in terms of horse racing.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
edit: Also According to Pete too :lol:
fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something ElseQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
That picture looks a lot like me. :eyebrows:
Just fucking right too. Saves me the time and trouble of personally knackering the bastard. In the back two the whole race. Fell at the 27th.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoTell your kiddies that Weird Al got destroyed, then explain what destroyed means in terms of horse racing.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
edit: Also According to Pete too :lol:
I'm gonna write to the owner and get him to send me the first pot of glue that dead horse produces. I shall be sniffing the fuck right out of it 'til I gets my money back or an approximation thereof.
He was all filling up with tears anyway when Weird Al fell over that hedge thing. The big girl.
And also, I've been informed by teh missus that I have to share my winningz :emo:
I just want to see manker telling the manklets that the horsies they'd picked have been shot in the face.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisJust fucking right too. Saves me the time and trouble of personally knackering the bastard. In the back two the whole race. Fell at the 27th.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I'm gonna write to the owner and get him to send me the first pot of glue that dead horse produces. I shall be sniffing the fuck right out of it 'til I gets my money back or an approximation thereof.