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I just made lemon and orange bread and butter pudding. It is surprisingly tasty for a dessert made of leftovers :D

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Originally Posted by Skiz

why not

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Personally, I would've plumped for the 'I think he was calling you a cunt' option.

Hai chavis. How was your bank holiday weekend?

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Hai chavis. How was your bank holiday weekend?

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I stripped wallpaper on an interminable basis. I made too many scrambled eggs on toast. I picked up too many schoolbooks from the floor. I had a shave. I was stranded, momentarily, without toilet paper. I patched the trampoline. I threw cyanide-laced KFC bones at next door's dog. I taught my 5 year old how to make an omelette.

Eggs were the dominant theme.

Sounds good, maybe you could have given the neighbours' dog the leftover eggs instead - just imagine the stench when the thing would have started farting.

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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

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Ah, that fella that made 65 posts in under an hour.

Further research revealed it had been banned twice already for trying to sell tracker invites.

Class act, that one. :dabs:

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

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