Critically Evaluate the last movie you saw.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Red Dawn the recent one with Thor

Literally the worst movie I have ever seen

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So, you admit there was some entertainment in watching a guy rape a bunch of women into lust, then watching a pig get human dick fucked.

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I'll admit that neither exist purely to insult my intelligence.

I think what really bothers me about this and the new Kick- Ass movie is another example, is how gutless the mass market movies have become.

Like in this Red Dawn remake they find a more sanitized way of dealing with the "traitor" thing which was obviously one of the more lasting images from the first film.
That it was originally nasty and left a bad taste in your mouth was sort of the whole point.
They also kind of blend this new take into Lea Thompson's demise except Thompson's death was poignant in how it really gave you a sense of trying to at least make your death worth something.
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Kick-Ass 2

A tepid remake where the producers are clearly simply trying to check all the boxes of what make the first one successful.The problems are though that while a little girl who is a stone cold killer and who swears like a sailor is interesting,a teenager who does so not so much.
Also in a monumentally bad decision they try to give the story some heart which if you think about it , is really the antithesis of the original concept.

That and everything is basically done at half measures and for something as absurd as this to work,you really have to go at it balls out and you either find an audience or you don't..

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

and for something as absurd as this to work,you really have to go at it balls out and you either find an audience or you don't..

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Finally, someone gives Oleg dating advice he can use.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

The problems are though that while a little girl who is a stone cold killer and who swears like a sailor is interesting,a teenager who does so not so much.

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Someone's with me on this. Bring in more little girls!

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

The problems are though that while a little girl who is a stone cold killer and who swears like a sailor is interesting,a teenager who does so not so much.

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Someone's with me on this. Bring in more little girls!

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An entire army of teen, toned, testy, street urchins out in force for good. :w00t:

I just rewatched the original John Milius Red Dawn and if anyone requires any proof that the current style of movie making is terribly inferior to that of a couple of decades ago,compare this to the 2012 version and look no further.

Coincidentally I could have replaced "movie making " with "Charlie Sheen" and it would still be as true.:mellow:

but bratts pitt can kill 1000 zombies & not get bitten?
thats tougher than troy

whats wrong with charlie anyway?

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Originally Posted by philquad

whats wrong with charlie anyway?

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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bfb...inning-recipes

ok, you win

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Originally Posted by philquad

but bratts pitt can kill 1000 zombies & not get bitten?
thats tougher than troy

whats wrong with charlie anyway?

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I'll I've got to say is that he's very fortunate that he's handsome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcRYL_G33vg

I'm pretty sure that the average non-professional schmuck off the street could deliver a better audition than that.
Somewhere in an alternate universe, Brad Pitt is no doubt a mediocre waiter.:mellow:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Somewhere in an alternate universe, Brad Pitt is no doubt a mediocre waiter.:mellow:

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Two words: NAILED. IT.


In contrast, this one has no future...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k62rN3UHBs

Obviously slept with the producer for whatever bit part she got. :no: