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He doesn't cry all that much Allen; as soon as I go in, he stops. It's just the way it is at this age. He's scared when he wakes up and I'm not there, and he's worried that I won't come back when I leave. He just needs to learn that I always come back.
As for the crying and whinging around me; the poor wee soul is teething and has an ear infection. You'd cry for less.
Read the article though, and it does sound very interesting. It's basically just a variation on the distraction technique.
Babies don't cry. AllenS makes them cry. :no:
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Originally Posted by Alien5
Why are you pretending to be a clam, Allen?
Saw it Posted on another place and copied it to here, it doesn't mean anything.
http://www.proofthatgodexists.org/
I got all the way to step 1 before I decided that site was made by a complete fuckwit.
I mean: 'ANSWER THE WAY I WANT' or get directed to some disney site isn't actually compelling evidence of anything except the author being borderline retarded.
I'm not clicking that. It probably has the bad aids.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
Adults shouldn't have imaginary friends. :no:
I think bd is trying to "pwn" the lounge. :sneaky:
Nope. Just conversing with the hive, Skiz.
-bd
Mornin USAians.
supupeein?
-bd :happy:
the past few days were somewhat fail somewhat win
had that burd come down for some sexytime on sunday, only problem was i got food poisoning just before and had stuff coming out of both ends :pinch: but i tried to blag my way through it, went up to london to pick her up and bring her back (trying not to shake or vomit on the way) we got back to mine, sat on the sofa and had a drink then i took her into my room to make sexytime and didn't seem to have much trouble getting it up, the only problem was i couldn't stop sweating ...it was dripping off me in streams and i couldn't stop shaking and the trhusting motions were 100% gonna make me throw up again, i was a fucking mess and she asked if i was ill so i came clean (after going down on her and making her cum, obvioumesnt).
i got a bit better as the day went on, we went down the beach - no beach bbq as planned though as i could eat nothing, got back to mine where i gave her a proper seeing to.
then we went into brighton the next day, got halfway round brighton and i had an epic relapse and thre up fucking everywhere in this poor little bars toilet, i litterly painted the walls - it was not pretty. we had to leave brighton and go straight back to mine where i slept for 4 hours, thn i woke up, then we went for a walk, then i gave her one. then we went to sleep. then we woke up, then i gave her another seeing to despite feeling like a badgers arse. then i took her back to london to get her bus.
end of :smilie4:
hoi it wasn't my cewking lyke!1 :fist:
...pretty sure it was this sweet thai chili chicken baguette wot i got from this dodgy looking sammich shop wot did it :ermm:
'k :mellow:
:highfive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
just stolen the hangover and terminator 8: terminate harder
i bet the hangover will be funny but not proper funny, just merkin funny so it wont actually make you laugh and it bet terminator 11 will have some awesome robot porn in it but at the same time be a bit shit :smilie4:
I just stole those!!! I tried streaming them over to the tellybox in the living room using that TVersity app. Those dodgy screeners look ok on the tellybox. :happy:
im cybering with benchez on here and on facebook cept he's not really on facebook he's on pidgin so that's lyke some sort of FUCKED UP MATRIX STYLE CYRBING the lykes of which the interwebs has nevar seen before!11111 :o
WEIGHT! How come benchnez isn't cybering with me? :o
You're not on our speshal facebewk chat thingy. :sadwalk:
Can i cyber with you benchie?
The more the orgier. :smilie4:
That fillum they made from the series The Thick Of It was great. In The Loop it's called. Watch it, or do something else.
ive got another stalker on facebewk :fear:
mulder's facebook pic is hawt :yes:
You never invited me :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
It's in the bottom corner, like. :rolleyes:
*shakes head in dismay*
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:glag: Genious. thanks for that.
Recognise my new avatoire anyone. :unsure:
No, but TinEye found a similar image called Gurdjieff.jpg, which according to wikipedia belongs to a George Ivanovich Gurdjieff :swot:
TinEye is a firefox plugin a little bit like that face recognition facebewk app, as it goes :smilie4:
Correct. Well done to you. This TinEye sounds intriguing. Reverse image search eh.
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Originally Posted by Something Else
Gurdjieff
:p
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Sneaky Sonja. Sneaky like a fox.