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I won't tell him, he'll find out anyway from the internets and be all intense about it and ask me questions and stuff :dabs:
There's only one manlet, btw. The other bets were for my sister's kids.
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Well I don't know how many kids you've got, what do I look like? Some kind of baseball bat wielding mustachioed interweb stalker?
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:glag: :earl:
Speaking of which, someone made another account with a proxy called 'escalations'. Call me a 1337 mystic internet detective, but I banned it because of a fairly strong spidey sense tingle which said 'it's Dave'.
Apparently, it wasn't Dave and Dave then reported me to Cabalo for banning it when it definitely wasn't even him and then made a post on his blog saying it wasn't him.
So like idk what to do now because Dave never lies.
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:glag: :earl:
Speaking of which, someone made another account with a proxy called 'escalations'. Call me a 1337 mystic internet detective, but I banned it because of a fairly strong spidey sense tingle which said 'it's Dave'.
Apparently, it wasn't Dave and Dave then reported me to Cabalo for banning it when it definitely wasn't even him and then made a post on his blog saying it wasn't him.
So like idk what to do now because Dave never lies.
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bawxing on 5, innit :smilie4:
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Just fucking right too. Saves me the time and trouble of personally knackering the bastard. In the back two the whole race. Fell at the 27th.
I'm gonna write to the owner and get him to send me the first pot of glue that dead horse produces. I shall be sniffing the fuck right out of it 'til I gets my money back or an approximation thereof.
I just want to see manker telling the manklets that the horsies they'd picked have been shot in the face.
Working around the industry I saw something incredibly fucking sad the other night and I'm still thinking about it. A 4 month old foal had run into a gate and destroyed an eye, therefore it had no depth perception and was no good for racing. I was there when it was shot, a hard thing for such a young animal, but I didn't own it so could only stand by.
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Proper Bo
I just want to see manker telling the manklets that the horsies they'd picked have been shot in the face.
Working around the industry I saw something incredibly fucking sad the other night and I'm still thinking about it. A 4 month old foal had run into a gate and destroyed an eye, therefore it had no depth perception and was no good for racing. I was there when it was shot, a hard thing for such a young animal, but I didn't own it so could only stand by.
the thought of a horse with no depth perception made me lol.
they're only animals, like.
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Working around the industry I saw something incredibly fucking sad the other night and I'm still thinking about it. A 4 month old foal had run into a gate and destroyed an eye, therefore it had no depth perception and was no good for racing. I was there when it was shot, a hard thing for such a young animal, but I didn't own it so could only stand by.
the thought of a horse with no depth perception made me lol.
they're only animals, like.
Were all "only" animals or is pain and suffering only applicable when it applies to the upright ones?
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Working around the industry I saw something incredibly fucking sad the other night and I'm still thinking about it. A 4 month old foal had run into a gate and destroyed an eye, therefore it had no depth perception and was no good for racing. I was there when it was shot, a hard thing for such a young animal, but I didn't own it so could only stand by.
the thought of a horse with no depth perception made me lol.
they're only animals, like.
Have you ever actually killed anything or are you one of those people who safely standby and say they are only animals while buying your meat safely shrinkwrapped from a supermarket? I am talking about being physically 10' away while a 22 drops a 4 month old foal and it twitches around and dies, because it has no further value.
I actually do have to make a decision about whether animals live or die on a regular basis, and some of those decisions can be hard ones. The attitude that they are only animals from someone who has no direct contact with animals or has never been there when an animal is killed particularly a large animal like a horse is a blind one.
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Well, it's a good thing they can't read. Especially with all that fucked up depth perception going around.
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the thought of a horse with no depth perception made me lol.
they're only animals, like.
Have you ever actually killed anything or are you one of those people who safely standby and say they are only animals while buying your meat safely shrinkwrapped from a supermarket? I am talking about being physically 10' away while a 22 drops a 4 month old foal and it twitches around and dies, because it has no further value.
I actually do have to make a decision about whether animals live or die on a regular basis, and some of those decisions can be hard ones. The attitude that they are only animals from someone who has no direct contact with animals or has never been there when an animal is killed particularly a large animal like a horse is a blind one.
I'm just not fussed about horses, to be honest.
I'm more concerned about human life than animal life anyway, tho'.
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and of course I buy my meat from a shop, it's not like we have cows roaming the city streets where I can handily go and kill one for dinner.
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I haven't been around much animal death but I have been around humans and humans who have caused large numbers of deaths, puts things into perspective in terms of whether i'm really going to pretend to be in anyway upset about a horse being destroyed.
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I haven't been around much animal death but I have been around humans and humans who have caused large numbers of deaths, puts things into perspective in terms of whether i'm really going to pretend to be in anyway upset about a horse being destroyed.
You're a prison officer then? Nothing puts it into perspective unless you have actually physically seen it I assure you of that, death on the telly, even a gunshot on the tv is radically different to real life and how an animal reacts is utterly different too.
I can also qualify my statements from the human end as well my brother and sister were killed in separate motorcycle accidents while young, a good friend was disappointed in a relationship and explained that disappointment with a glock, then turned the gun on himself ( I had been at the pub with him a couple of nights before ). Another friend was involved in a rental disagreement that involved a steel bar and an axe, it didn't turn out well....
I have seen alot of death, and sometimes when it is something very young like 4 months old, I find it very pointless and sad.
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:glag: :earl:
Speaking of which, someone made another account with a proxy called 'escalations'. Call me a 1337 mystic internet detective, but I banned it because of a fairly strong spidey sense tingle which said 'it's Dave'.
Apparently, it wasn't Dave and Dave then reported me to Cabalo for banning it when it definitely wasn't even him and then made a post on his blog saying it wasn't him.
So like idk what to do now because Dave never lies.
dave's a proper idiot, innit?
It's like he can't resist leaving fuckhueg clues, whenever he registers new accounts or makes a "first" post :dabs:
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Hey guise, I'm proper whoppered just like you always say and saying comma like, like. Just wanted to say that I wish I could drink with you figments once and enjoy a night out but am sourly disappointed at our distances, like. What I mean is that I love you, all of the you, and hope this admission gets buried in this thread.
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So while I was out tonight, there was a dude visiting the adjacent table that decided to undo his pants and whip out his cock. My immediate comment was, "if you don't have anything interesting to say, pull out your cock." He came back later with this fat trashy looking bitch. Suspicions confirmed. A man's cock was out, I think that inspired me to be all faggoty and shit.
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Proper Bo
the thought of a horse with no depth perception made me lol.
they're only animals, like.
Have you ever actually killed anything or are you one of those people who safely standby and say they are only animals while buying your meat safely shrinkwrapped from a supermarket? I am talking about being physically 10' away while a 22 drops a 4 month old foal and it twitches around and dies, because it has no further value.
I actually do have to make a decision about whether animals live or die on a regular basis, and some of those decisions can be hard ones. The attitude that they are only animals from someone who has no direct contact with animals or has never been there when an animal is killed particularly a large animal like a horse is a blind one.
I'm truly sorry to hear about your siblings, Art. That's some Shakespearian devastation right there. If they had motorbikes in Elizabethan times, like.
However, the above does beg the question that if being around dead and dying animals upsets you so much, why do it? I don't think I like the idea of torture porn very much, so I just wouldn't turn up for the audition.
Also, I've seen Mr Ed loads of times and never once in his role as spokeshorse for the equine race did I hear him complaining about the mistreatment of his kind. If he gave a fuck, he'd be up on his hind legs like a rampant Red Rum.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3GM0GM4fW4
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"This video contains content from EMI, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds."
Maybe my legalese is a bit dated and rough, but sounds like EMI is a bigger faggot than I.
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"This video contains content from EMI, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds."
Maybe my legalese is a bit dated and rough, but sounds like EMI is a bigger faggot than I.
Shite one. Here's another one just for you. I will warn you though, you're gonna fucking hate it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW0YhiQDoaA
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and explained that disappointment with a glock, then turned the gun on himself
My brother committed the suicide the very same way, trufax. None of us had any idea why he did it. I just remember traveling down the day before his funeral while the whole 9/11 thing happened and not giving a shit about the whole WTC thing.
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Shite one. Here's another one just for you. I will warn you though, you're gonna fucking hate it.
I got the same exact message, but no worries, Google/Youtube told me, "sorry about that".
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Shite one. Here's another one just for you. I will warn you though, you're gonna fucking hate it.
I got the same exact message, but no worries, Google/Youtube told me, "sorry about that".
Fucking racists.
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I got the same exact message, but no worries, Google/Youtube told me, "sorry about that".
Fucking racists.
Don't let it concern you, they're legal racists
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2398824,00.asp
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That's fucked. What a bunch of cunts. So it'll be ironic if this works...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CSSFdaVr5U
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Irony accepted :/
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Proper Bo
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Have you ever actually killed anything or are you one of those people who safely standby and say they are only animals while buying your meat safely shrinkwrapped from a supermarket? I am talking about being physically 10' away while a 22 drops a 4 month old foal and it twitches around and dies, because it has no further value.
I actually do have to make a decision about whether animals live or die on a regular basis, and some of those decisions can be hard ones. The attitude that they are only animals from someone who has no direct contact with animals or has never been there when an animal is killed particularly a large animal like a horse is a blind one.
I'm just not fussed about horses, to be honest.
I'm more concerned about human life than animal life anyway, tho'.
More like unconcerned than more concerned and therein lies the the problem.
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Cupcakes for breakfast, ftw!
I am going to take a nap, too. I rarely take naps.
It's going to be a good day.
-bd :happy:
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I understand that people who eat meat can get on their high horse and rail against the mistreatment of animals. After all, if I had the choice of being killed with relatively little pain and then eaten, or simply being tortured to death, I'd definitely choose the former.
However, both scenarios are especially unpalatable.
It's for this reason I feel that this particular group of people need to be aware that their stance is, in essence, hypocritical so they should probably concentrate quietly on not mistreating any animals they happen across during the course of their daily routine (excepting the edible ones that their complicity has, unfortunately, killed), rather than berating others who don't give much of a shit about it either way.
Eating meat and being against animal cruelty is most certainly the lesser of two evils.
But there is a third way and it's open to anyone - so those who don't take it are perched on a particularly precarious pedestal.
And also; fuck you, dolphin friendly tuna.
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Hey guise, I'm proper whoppered just like you always say and saying comma like, like. Just wanted to say that I wish I could drink with you figments once and enjoy a night out but am sourly disappointed at our distances, like. What I mean is that I love you, all of the you, and hope this admission gets buried in this thread.
It won't :happy:
The distance is both a blessing and a curse. It sucks that we can't have a beer but it's for the best because I hear that Americans can't drink more than a pint and a half of proper UK produced babycham before being rendered insensible.
If you were to drink with any of us, we'd rape you and then use your phone to buy stuff like anal-beads and RealDolls. And possibly pizza.
i luff u 2 btw <3
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I'm a vegetable vegetation veterinarian I don't eat meat. Anyway don't think the killing of animals humanly for food is the issue here.I believe the issue is someone's unreasonable callousness towards the sad fate another living thing.
Ironically I on the other hand would feel moved to punch anyone in the face who "loled" over the death of that colt.
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I'm a vegetable vegetation veterinarian I don't eat meat. Anyway don't think the killing of animals humanly for food is the issue here.I believe the issue is someone's unreasonable callousness towards the sad fate another living thing.
Ironically I on the other hand would feel moved to punch anyone in the face who "loled" over the death of that colt.
In that case, I could place an inverted and correctly positioned Taj Mahal upon your pedestal without fear of its demise.
For some reason, I've decided not to eat meat type meat, but that it's okay if I eat fish.
My post is aimed at people like me who abhor hunting but go on the occasional fishing trip and loathe the dog kicking vids on jewtube but happily munch a tuna steak.
I think it's fine for me to hate those things as long as I'm tentatively aware that if I throw a rock, it's liable to crack one of the glass walls of the house in which I reside.
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Fuck! I wanted this to go away, it's staying around like a bad fart in a lift. OK me, I'm a meatatarian, difference is I rear my own dinners. There is a method to that particular madness, I have the land available to do it, and supermarkets rip you off. The food you go and buy in the shrinkwrap, it's brown, that's a bad sign boys and girls, it's been treated and tenderised mmmmmm yummmy. With raising my own beef and pigs I know the history and the age of the animal and it is humanely slaughtered. One minute alive the next not.
The difference in taste is huge, and yes I go on fishing trips too (I've got a piccy around here somewhere of me with with a monster snapper).
To Chavis question why do what I do, I think I actually make a difference, in many cases animals that we retrain would simply be put down. I will explain that further though, racing operates as a business often as a syndicate where several people buy in and pay for a racehorse plus the upkeep. If the horse is not performing it is sacked at that point the trainer suddenly is not being paid for the horse and suddenly has something that is freeloading at that point a decision has to be made about the horses future and virtually all of them are shot for dog food. We offer an alternative some are retrained and go on to make happy hacks for people to ride, some go on to higher levels of competition, some are dangerous and end up in a can and if a horse is in anyway a danger then it does get put down humanely. I'm not all fluffy and save the whales about it, animals have a purpose in life, but there is a difference between a death for a reason and a premature or pointless death.
I challenged Bo for the simple reason that most people sit on the sidelines and buy animal parts in convenient white shrinkwrapped containers these days and that is about as close as they ever get to their food, so that plus hollywood sound effects means they have a good bead on life. The reality is quite different, having shot animals I assure you of that.
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difference is I rear my own dinners
I know you moved to NZ, mate. But there's no need to get that immersed in local customs :ermm:
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....... animals have a purpose in life.........
To be soft and fluffy except for snakes of course who can all go to hell.:angry:
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because I hear that Americans can't drink more than a pint and a half of proper UK produced babycham before being rendered insensible.
I've found the UK options here to be a little on the milder side. I enjoyed about a half a dozen servings of the St Bernardus Abt 12 last night... I'm not really sure how many but that's the way it seems from the receipt in mah pocket.
P.S. I didn't know my phone could buy RealDolls, so if you'll excuse me I have to go find my phone.
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difference is I rear my own dinners
I know you moved to NZ, mate. But there's no need to get
that immersed in local customs :ermm:
Does he do it before or while it's dinner?
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I know you moved to NZ, mate. But there's no need to get that immersed in local customs :ermm:
Does he do it before or while it's dinner?
I was thinking a fair while before. But now you bring it up, it would save a quid or two on mayonnaise.
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Does he do it before or while it's dinner?
I was thinking a fair while before. But now you bring it up, it would save a quid or two on mayonnaise.
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