Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

I didn't realize warts were a persistent theme. I've dealt with them on both professional and amateur levels.

I went to a doctor to have two of them frozen and sliced, but the wrong payload was delivered. They were on my right pinky knuckle and aside my nail on the my right pointer, adjoining the bird. I was needled in the afflicted areas with a numbing shot while assuming it was part of the cryolaceration process. I laid back and daydreamed until I recognized the scent of a cannibalistic bbq. I sat up and noticed he had used a cauterizing device to open a viewing window to my bone... I immediately passed out. My nail doesn't quite grow back correctly.

Since then, I've dealt with two others on my hand using a combination of that freeze bottle and nail clippers. Just keep fucking up the dermis, it'll be gone.

None of this will help rid chalice the bat in the Belfast belfry. He isn't even supposed to be here now. What was up with the howling siren a couple weeks back?

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Originally Posted by Alien5

I think I have severe personality disorder.

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The rest of us doubt you have one at all. :mellow:

Who are the rest of us?

The bored. We talk about you in secret threads. :shifty:

Lol the rest of us can't keep secrets very well

You must be joking

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Originally Posted by Alien5

You must be joking

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:whistling

I think a lot of people on here a read pricks

But I'm sure IRL you're probably a real nice person

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Actually we're sitting by the pool listening to Blue Oyster Cult.

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Which out of the two of you goes by Bessie?

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Originally Posted by Alien5

But I'm sure IRL you're probably a real nice person

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:noes:

I don't give a fuck