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Once a cult leader that encouraged the practice of virgin sacrifices.

isn't gay

...of pineapples.

Owns the complete Gene Pitney discography.

just tried to light his own fart

Can dress himself properly, always putting his underwear on first.

invented the chocolate tea kettle

hates bum sex from men.

loves the taste of flavoured condoms.

hates ejaculating in the anus of dead male corpses and then sucking the ejaculate out with his mouth.