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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Posts made here are free, but will remain on your permanent record. It's kinda like pulling the fire alarm at school, and getting caught because you fell in a puddle of your own glee-induced drool.

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You're like the meanest hall monitor in the woooorllllld :wub:

I'm wearing a strapless dress and my boobs keep popping out. Ironically, I am sat working in the window. (Not as a prostitute).

:happy: ^

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

You're like the meanest hall monitor in the woooorllllld :wub:

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Yeah, pretty much like this. Hactually, A LOT like this (but more height/weight proportionate due to my increased height):

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Authoritarianism is hawt :naughty:

I fell off my bike 3 times that night, none were car related. First, I thrusted it forward and tried to hop on in the middle of the street. Second, there was a girl riding zig zag like she was being chased by an alligator on the sidewalk in front of my building so I dove with my bicycle companion into some hedges. Third my front door slammed shut on me while I was wheeling it into the apartment. I was blasted drunk during all of this, managed to only escape with a couple of scrapes and bruises, I seem to have protected the bike quite well in each scenario, but I did lose a wheel reflector.

We don't care

Nobody does, but mary is nice, so we pretend we care. And besides, she's never ridden a bike before where someone wasn't running behind demanding it back and shouting death threats.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I fell off my bike 3 times that night, none were car related. First, I thrusted it forward and tried to hop on in the middle of the street. Second, there was a girl riding zig zag like she was being chased by an alligator on the sidewalk in front of my building so I dove with my bicycle companion into some hedges. Third my front door slammed shut on me while I was wheeling it into the apartment. I was blasted drunk during all of this, managed to only escape with a couple of scrapes and bruises, I seem to have protected the bike quite well in each scenario, but I did lose a wheel reflector.

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Alligator girl sounds hawt. Sorry to hear about your unfortunate biking accidents.