Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

I thought everyone except bolemics reared their dinner.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by manker

because I hear that Americans can't drink more than a pint and a half of proper UK produced babycham before being rendered insensible.

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I've found the UK options here to be a little on the milder side. I enjoyed about a half a dozen servings of the St Bernardus Abt 12 last night... I'm not really sure how many but that's the way it seems from the receipt in mah pocket.

P.S. I didn't know my phone could buy RealDolls, so if you'll excuse me I have to go find my phone.

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I was assuming I could use your pre-existing ebay account or something else. People never log out of stuff on their phones :smilie4:

Also, that beer looks mental and can't possibly taste nice. 10.5% means it's more of a wine, shirley. How much did one of those little bottles cost?
In proper money, like.

That's Carlsberg Special Brew re-branded for yanks. It's England's attempt to turn them all into gypos.

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Originally Posted by chavis

That's Carlsberg Special Brew re-branded for yanks. It's England's attempt to turn them all into gypos.

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Via Denmark, one assumes :schnauz:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by chavis

That's Carlsberg Special Brew re-branded for yanks. It's England's attempt to turn them all into gypos.

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Via Denmark, one assumes :schnauz:

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The Danes wouldn't drink yon pish. They use their bladders for the filtering process and ship it directly to Scotchland.

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Originally Posted by manker

I understand that people who eat meat can get on their high horse and rail against the mistreatment of animals. After all, if I had the choice of being killed with relatively little pain and then eaten, or simply being tortured to death, I'd definitely choose the former.

However, both scenarios are especially unpalatable.
It's for this reason I feel that this particular group of people need to be aware that their stance is, in essence, hypocritical so they should probably concentrate quietly on not mistreating any animals they happen across during the course of their daily routine (excepting the edible ones that their complicity has, unfortunately, killed), rather than berating others who don't give much of a shit about it either way.

Eating meat and being against animal cruelty is most certainly the lesser of two evils.
But there is a third way and it's open to anyone - so those who don't take it are perched on a particularly precarious pedestal.

And also; fuck you, dolphin friendly tuna.

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I don't eat meat, but i'd happily kill animals for sport. :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by manker

Also, that beer looks mental and can't possibly taste nice. 10.5% means it's more of a wine, shirley. How much did one of those little bottles cost?
In proper money, like.

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Don't know about the bottle as I was drinking draught, but I think they were like $8ish a glass. Right now I'm only into high content Belgian ales, heavy stouts, and hoppy IPAs. It's wine without the headaches (for me personally).

Oh yeah, it's a bit strange that people leave themselves logged into everything. Their desktop I understand, they'd never leave that resting upon a toilet roll dispenser in an airport bathroom. You'd only be able to read my email.

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Originally Posted by Snee

dave's a proper idiot, innit?

It's like he can't resist leaving fuckhueg clues, whenever he registers new accounts or makes a "first" post :dabs:

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It wasn't me Snee, manker is so paranoid he is banning innocent souls. He's apparently frightened that I might say something he doesn't like, odd really for a man who spends so much time deliberately saying things that he knows other people won't like. It's all a bit sad and pathetic if you ask me.

How would you ever know I banned an innocent soul, unless you were the innocent soul.

Spidey sense, I take it.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by manker

Also, that beer looks mental and can't possibly taste nice. 10.5% means it's more of a wine, shirley. How much did one of those little bottles cost?
In proper money, like.

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Don't know about the bottle as I was drinking draught, but I think they were like $8ish a glass. Right now I'm only into high content Belgian ales, heavy stouts, and hoppy IPAs. It's wine without the headaches (for me personally).

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It's a good thing I know that you're second generation American, otherwise I'd be completely confused at your non-girly drinking repertoire.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MAX6KIkCFs

I'm going to have to go out to this farm one day. :w00t:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Don't know about the bottle as I was drinking draught, but I think they were like $8ish a glass. Right now I'm only into high content Belgian ales, heavy stouts, and hoppy IPAs. It's wine without the headaches (for me personally).

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It's a good thing I know that you're second generation American, otherwise I'd be completely confused at your non-girly drinking repertoire.

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That whole sentence was confusing, mostly because I get a spell of blind rage whenever someone calls me American.

Getting win butler haircut bbl

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

Getting win butler haircut bbl

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Can't wait. :blink:

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

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I can't tell which one is before and which one is after, also can't tell which is worse only that neither is better. Let it grow out on the sides.

I think I found you manker, do you look like this?
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They are both afters.It dint really turn out like I wanted but Im not ruling it out.i just dont have long enough hair.btw you cant really tell but the left side is only cut.thats how I wanted it.

Between dave and j-dye, I'm faintly amazed that there are usernames left for the semi-literate to sign up with.

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Originally Posted by manker

How would you ever know I banned an innocent soul, unless you were the innocent soul.

Spidey sense, I take it.

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Female intuition, obviously.

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

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Dope.

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Originally Posted by ckrit

Between dave and j-dye, I'm faintly amazed that there are usernames left for the semi-literate to sign up with.

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Mary called her J-Dave in the report section yesterday.
I think it might stick :happy:

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Originally Posted by chavis

Hoi Peabody, sorry to hear you've come over all Gail Porter.

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I've had brilliant dreams about doing something very similar to this! :smilie4:

Long time ago now, mind.

Worksup :coffee:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

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Dope.

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I'm liking the 'stashe, especially.

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Originally Posted by ckrit

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Originally Posted by manker

Dope.

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I'm liking the 'stashe, especially.

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I agree.I'd pick that guy up in a Home Depot parking lot to do menial labour for me for minimum wage in a heartbeat.

Sorry I'm good for shit.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by ckrit

I'm liking the 'stashe, especially.

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I agree.I'd pick that guy up in a Home Depot parking lot to do menial labour for me for minimum wage in a heartbeat.

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I thought the whole point of getting a Mexican instead of someone competent was that you didn't have to stretch to minimum wage :unsure:

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

Sorry I'm good for shit.

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Pfft. This false modesty is unbecoming. That's an alpha-'stashe if I ever saw one, and that means you're most likely equally fantastic at handling ak47s, riding lowriders and cutting lumber.

With a 'stashe like that, there's basically nothing a man cannot do, basically.

http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/

no reason...

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Fuck! I wanted this to go away, it's staying around like a bad fart in a lift. OK me, I'm a meatatarian, difference is I rear my own dinners. There is a method to that particular madness, I have the land available to do it, and supermarkets rip you off. The food you go and buy in the shrinkwrap, it's brown, that's a bad sign boys and girls, it's been treated and tenderised mmmmmm yummmy. With raising my own beef and pigs I know the history and the age of the animal and it is humanely slaughtered. One minute alive the next not.
The difference in taste is huge, and yes I go on fishing trips too (I've got a piccy around here somewhere of me with with a monster snapper).
To Chavis question why do what I do, I think I actually make a difference, in many cases animals that we retrain would simply be put down. I will explain that further though, racing operates as a business often as a syndicate where several people buy in and pay for a racehorse plus the upkeep. If the horse is not performing it is sacked at that point the trainer suddenly is not being paid for the horse and suddenly has something that is freeloading at that point a decision has to be made about the horses future and virtually all of them are shot for dog food. We offer an alternative some are retrained and go on to make happy hacks for people to ride, some go on to higher levels of competition, some are dangerous and end up in a can and if a horse is in anyway a danger then it does get put down humanely. I'm not all fluffy and save the whales about it, animals have a purpose in life, but there is a difference between a death for a reason and a premature or pointless death.
I challenged Bo for the simple reason that most people sit on the sidelines and buy animal parts in convenient white shrinkwrapped containers these days and that is about as close as they ever get to their food, so that plus hollywood sound effects means they have a good bead on life. The reality is quite different, having shot animals I assure you of that.

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Growing up in a small town, I spent a good amount of town around cattle, but I never trusted horses. One bit me pretty hard for no good reason when I was a kid and I still hold a grudge. When I was in my early twenties, I was trying to smash the pasty of some girl (whose name escapes me). She had an affinity for horses and her folks owned several. We went to go horseback riding one evening and while introducing me to the horse I would be riding, it bit me. Never again. Fucking hate horses.

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Originally Posted by ckrit

Between dave and j-dye, I'm faintly amazed that there are usernames left for the semi-literate to sign up with.

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:lol:

That subject actually came up about 6 months ago. I think tesco decided to go ahead and purge all of the old jdye accounts, freeing up at least 500 account names.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

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Dope.

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Busyman would not agree.

Maybe J-Dye is secretly relieved to have someone to pass the baton onto, he must be knackered by now, shirley. :idunno:

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Originally Posted by Skiz

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Originally Posted by manker

Dope.

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Busyman would not agree.

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:lol:
Quite right. It isn't even, and I don't see any motherfucking temp taper fades in the back :angry: :01: :angry:

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Maybe J-Dye is secretly relieved to have someone to pass the baton onto, he must be knackered by now, shirley. :idunno:

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J-Dave has won this round.

I haven't seen a J-Dye clone for a few days whereas J-Dave has burned more proxies than a young Glitter.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Maybe J-Dye is secretly relieved to have someone to pass the baton onto, he must be knackered by now, shirley. :idunno:

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J-Dave has won this round.

I haven't seen a J-Dye clone for a few days whereas J-Dave has burned more proxies than a young Glitter.

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At least he hasn't started out with any 'mum' clones yet. :slap:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by ckrit

Between dave and j-dye, I'm faintly amazed that there are usernames left for the semi-literate to sign up with.

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Mary called her J-Dave in the report section yesterday.
I think it might stick :happy:

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Well finally, I used it on 04 Jan in the New Years Resolution thread and in a report on 29 Mar. It wasn't sticking and I was becoming a little disgruntled. Why did I look that all up? You know me, overly concerned with the origin of things.

Speaking of which, I committed a cardinal sin and fessed up to a dupe account trolling, then Darth left and hasn't come back since. He might be pretty shaken up over the whole thing.

Was it the cool Darth or the Darth that wants to be you.
I'm hoping the latter cus if it's the former, Snee will track you down and crush you with his robot hands.

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Originally Posted by manker

Was it the cool Darth or the Darth that wants to be you.
I'm hoping the latter cus if it's the former, Snee will track you down and crush you with his robot hands.

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There aren't just 2 Darths you know. I believe it was Darth Skywalker, the younger one.