Before his hand got cut off, or after?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
There aren't just 2 Darths you know. I believe it was Darth Skywalker, the younger one.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Before his hand got cut off, or after?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyThere aren't just 2 Darths you know. I believe it was Darth Skywalker, the younger one.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Just after, like immediately after.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisBefore his hand got cut off, or after?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
:lol:
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Wouldn't it be awesome if they merged, like some sort of voltron/captain planet type of deal.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerJ-Dave has won this round.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
I haven't seen a J-Dye clone for a few days whereas J-Dave has burned more proxies than a young Glitter.
They could, idk, transform into a giant cock and fly to the moon and have adventures and stuff.
I still half suspect some wackadoo more affirmative direct action from J-Dave. Something along the lines of nicking a backhoe and trying to sever the cables to the datacenter that houses FST or maybe even a little firesale mayhaps. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeWouldn't it be awesome if they merged, like some sort of voltron/captain planet type of deal.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
They could, idk, transform into a giant cock and fly to the moon and have adventures and stuff.
Something to smite the great evil from the face of the interwebs.
Dave could have someone that doesn't dispute every one of his lies and J-dye could lose his virginity. Might not be a kids movie.Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeWouldn't it be awesome if they merged, like some sort of voltron/captain planet type of deal.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
They could, idk, transform into a giant cock and fly to the moon and have adventures and stuff.
I wish I can insult you, but Dave's blog says I'll be banned for it. So I'll just compliment you. You know how to aggravate, cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIt_hedcBTc
...and this is why I don't mind weeaboos as such.
Because tits.
Have you guys seen the Weeaboo skits on SNL? They are hilarious, especially the Japanese girlfriend. If anything, I now know what to call them.
Wordular philanthropy :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary
I'm gonna post more about stuff I know.
Also, I saw J-wow's tits before I knew she existed as an internets entity. I always feel cheated when that happens.
You don't get the period of subliminal longing.
J-Pop America Funtime Now > *Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEAO9j4MWH4
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.... recorded in December during a working vacation at Gibsons home in Costa Rica to discuss a script for a movie called ‘The Maccabees’. In attendance were Gibson, screenwriter Joe Eszterhas, Eszterhas’ wife and 15-year-old son, screenwriter Randall Wallace (who wrote ‘Braveheart’), Wallaces’ girlfriend, and a friend of Gibsons named Brad Hillstrom.
Keep that part in mind when you hear Mel smash shit and scream “Who the fuck wants to eat?”, because he’s yelling at two women and a 15-year-old boy. And when Gibson yells, “I am earning money for a filthy little cocksucker who takes advantage of me”, he’s referring to his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. But mostly he’s yelling at Eszterhas, which is why it’s so awesome that it was his son who recorded all this on his iPad.
Here’s a transcript:(screaming)
Why don’t I have a first draft of “The “Maccabees”?
What the fuck have you been doing?
I’ll type it!
— mumbling inaudible —
It’s her!
— mumbling inaudible —
I go to work, you’re getting paid, I’m not! Shit!
I am earning money for a filthy little cocksucker who takes advantage of me!
Just like every motherfucker!
So hurry the fuck up!
(Throwing things, knocking down the totem pole)
Fuck! God!
(Coming up from the billiard room and approaching the table and screaming at his guests)
Who wants to eat?! Who the fuck wants to eat?! Go have something to eat! Hurrrrraaaaayyyyyy!
(Screaming)
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuckin’ hate!
Fucking cunt cocksucker whore!
(Very hoarse)
Fuck!
(Screaming as he runs toward the driveway, gets into his car and drives away)
I'm watching Nordwand and finding it better than I thought I would.
Pretty decent movie, especially for one about mountaineers, like.
I just downloaded Defcon based on the premise alone. I've never heard of anyone wot's in it.
Snee, it's a sci-fi. Was I wise to do so?
Not seen it, but it's mostly likely about the same as dozens of movies I've seen floating by lately, which is to say shitty at best.
There are several bad signs such how the plot sounds sketchy, and how I don't really know who anyone involved in making it is, at least from just glancing at it on imdb. The score is also 2.6 there, and I'd say even a srsly niche sort of deal worth watching should have at least a 3.5+ going by earlier experience.
I hope I'm wrong tho, cos I like the premise too.
Even bad sci-fi isn't really bad I mean not in the same way as teen romance is bad, and if your brain really hurts you can just drive a couple of six in nails into your head and pretend they are antennas. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Oh, and here's a random movie recommendation:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1740707/
I liked the fuck out of it, but it might lose a lot of what it has going for it if you have to rely on subtitles and aren't used to them.
The last time I watched something based on a tag line I heard and then didn't recognise any of the cast or crew was a film called Bellflower, I think, and I really enjoyed that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
I've told teh missus that Pattinson has a cameo in it, so I'll be watching it tomoro night. I shall report back.
But yeah, 2.6 on imdb doesn't sound promising :dabs:
The trouble with me and sci-fi is that I tend to wish it was bsg/star trek during a shit part which is about emotions or w.e rather than space battles. And then I end up not enjoying it for what it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisEven bad sci-fi isn't really bad I mean not in the same way as teen romance is bad, and if your brain really hurts you can just drive a couple of six in nails into your head and pretend they are antennas. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'll take your recommendation except I'll make some silver paper and make a hat.
Actually Snee that is something that is something that would be seriously welcome in the TV & movie section a movie recommendation thread (not just the latest popular movies) would probably go down quite well. It might even calm Idol down for awhile.
Agree ^
It does look good but subtitles, mang. I can't even get used to wearing 3D glasses :dabs:
Those are the ones. I usually don't try to dig up SNL skits for here as NBC is really adamant about hunting down and removing their skits from clip sites.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
Talking about grammar. This just made me laugh out so fucking loud.
"Yet these last many months I have fought the desire to harm a woman, because I know I have no option other than too harm her."
Guess who.
Now you see, context is all important, I really thought the cheese had slid off your cracker till you explained your little outburst. But now, a light has dawned and yes a great guffaw is welling up here as well (I'm sure he checks his sanity with a dipstick).
Damn you :fist:
I'm sure clocker wrote a glowing review but since the thread which contained it got edited to make room for more " Underworld Awakening 2012 DVDRip XviD-USi 10/10"s it seems to have disappeared.:mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
I'm warm and toasty, like.
-doobs
Was in early this morning and needed a file without hawt burds to get it for me.
It was a company called 'Croesyceiliog Garage' and the proprietor's name is 'Selwyn Marshall'.
I couldn't fecking find it. Spent ages looking.
Anyway, the gurls came in and I asked them for it. One of them went straight to the filing cabinets, pulled the file and walked back to me.
I was all; wtf i couldn't find it anywhere.
She said yeah I filed it under G
I looked at her incredulous, she looked back at me, put her tongue between her bottom teeth and lower lip and said 'Garage'.
One of the others then defused the situation and said to me; 'if you can't find something, just look under any of the letters'.
:dabs:
What do you normally look under, the runes? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Spoiler: ShowYou just put your tongue between your bottom teeth and lower lip and said 'garage'
:naughty:
Call me menthol, but I usually look under the first letter of the surname for sole proprietors and individuals or the first letter of the first word of the company name for limited companies.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisWhat do you normally look under, the runes? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It appears my method is outdated, however, in favour of putting everything in a big fecking pile.
I did it too, well tried to, while looking in the mirror to check myself out. Took about 30 seconds before I decided it was impossible and I'd prolly be really good in a gurning competition.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I've got a mirror by the computer too. I use it to check out my single eyebrow lifts when I'm replying sarcastically.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisI did it too, well tried to, while looking in the mirror to check myself out. Took about 30 seconds before I decided it was impossible and I'd prolly be really good in a gurning competition.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Searching for 'Croesyceiliog' probably would have made me crosseyed too and I'm not aQuote:
Originally Posted by mankerCall me menthol, but I usually look under the first letter of the surname for sole proprietors and individuals or the first letter of the first word of the company name for limited companies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
It appears my method is outdated, however, in favour of putting everything in a big fecking pile.
slapperhawt burd, so garage seems a perfectly sane alternative. :blink:
She clearly thought Croesyceiliog was Mr Garage's first name. It's a simple mistake to make...Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm just glad she found honest employment somewhere, it's to your credit that you found a position for her, she must have smashing tits :smilie4:
I'll try and find a pic :smilie4:
Sorry about the lack of bewbs, you'll have to take my word for it that she has a decent rack.
I've used the uncropped version of the pic for advertising porpoises, so I have her implicit permission to post it on the internets.
That's how it works, innit :unsure:
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