Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

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Had a gheyme with mulder yesterday. He was very wopped. The wee one has started getting high. How ironic.

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:lol:
If only he could reach, he'd chin you for that.

And yeah. get him back here, ben. idk wtf he is thinking staying away so long.

the chants of "There's only one Alan Pardew" have started :lol:

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Originally Posted by manker

I named my son after a punk guitarist that no-one here will have heard of because he gave me back my gold dap after someone threw it on stage.

i winrar the interaction with famous people thing :01:

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someone threw your gold shoe on the stage? :o
were you getting bullied by the long haired 13 year olds at the "punk" gig? :console:

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Just cos you like inferior british punk bands that my mam listens to in her car :ghey:

It was one of my mates, he pulled it off while I was being all cool and crowd surfing (:pinch:) and threw it at the band.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

someone threw your gold shoe on the stage? :o
were you getting bullied by the long haired 13 year olds at the "punk" gig? :console:

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Just cos you like inferior british punk bands that my mam listens to in her car :ghey:

It was one of my mates, he pulled it off while I was being all cool and crowd surfing (:pinch:) and threw it at the band.

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crowd surfing :lol:

ikr
I was trying to think of a plausible lie, but there just wasn't one and I had to post le truth.

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Originally Posted by manker

ikr
I was trying to think of a plausible lie, but there just wasn't one and I had to post le truth.

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being bullied by a 13 year old would have been better:pinch:

I'm not going to say that it would have been totally implausible. At the same gig, my cousin was trying to get into this burd. I wasn't paying much attention but this old guy started staring at him so I went across.

Turns out she was 14 and watching with her dad.
In his defence, it was a bit dark :ermm:

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I'm not going to say that it would have been totally implausible. At the same gig, my cousin was trying to get into this burd. I wasn't paying much attention but this old guy started staring at him so I went across.

Turns out she was 14 and watching with her dad.
In his defence, it was a bit dark :ermm:

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I don't know which bit's funnier, your cousin cracking on to a 14 year old or you going over to sort out the guy staring at him :smilie4:

Fuck you.
I'm intimidating :emo:

I've never heard welshists doing the "what the fuck are you staring at/have you got a problem" etc fighty bit, but I bet it sounds fucking hilarious :lol:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

I've never heard welshists doing the "what the fuck are you staring at/have you got a problem" etc fighty bit, but I bet it sounds fucking hilarious :lol:

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You won't think it's funny when I'm saying it with my baseball bat on your face :dave:

Yeah, well I've been inside, it changes a man. I'll snap your arm like a twig.

I will love it if we beat them qualify for the champions league! Love it! :smilie4:

Having just reminded myself of Dave, I just went to look at his blog. He is actually getting more mental, which is astounding.
He's going to phone up one of my clients because I mentioned them on here.

Well he told himself that he was, but he's obviously too much of a big scaredy girl to do anything.

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Having just reminded myself of Dave, I just went to look at his blog. He is actually getting more mental, which is astounding.
He's going to phone up one of my clients because I mentioned them on here.

Well he told himself that he was, but he's obviously too much of a big scaredy girl to do anything.

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I will love it if we beat them qualify for the champions league! Love it! :smilie4:

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Six wins on the bounce, whoda thunk that. Also you should do cus Spurs have turned to shite and Chelsea have got other stuffs on their mind now.
I should really be hating the fuck out of Newcastle because you turned us over this season, but I don't, for some reason.

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Having just reminded myself of Dave, I just went to look at his blog. He is actually getting more mental, which is astounding.
He's going to phone up one of my clients because I mentioned them on here.

Well he told himself that he was, but he's obviously too much of a big scaredy girl to do anything.

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http://squeamous.wordpress.com/

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I will love it if we beat them qualify for the champions league! Love it! :smilie4:

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Six wins on the bounce, whoda thunk that. Also you should do cus Spurs have turned to shite and Chelsea have got other stuffs on their mind now.
I should really be hating the fuck out of Newcastle because you turned us over this season, but I don't, for some reason.

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We had 4 points out of 6 against you this season, didn't we win 3-0 too?

He really is heading towards Nirvana.

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http://squeamous.wordpress.com/

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:glag: :earl:

I hope the Geordies do Man City over. That would be lovely.

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http://squeamous.wordpress.com/

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:glag: :earl:

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Yeah but he's not obsessed with her or anything.

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I hope the Geordies do Man City over. That would be lovely.

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Yesh.
That might be why I can't bring myself to hate them atm.

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Oddly enough I can find lots of information on death occurring in a quick way, but none which is about making it last for days. You know the kind of thing, the specifics of how you would go about making it as slow and painful a death as possible. :dave:

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strapping someone to a chair and making them read all of his rambling would do it.
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He must have deleted a load of stuff from there because the last time I looked, there were loike a brazillion posts.

All about how mean we are :emo:

It's alright, I'm sure the courts will find backups for evidence when the inevitable trial comes.

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Fuck you.
I'm intimidating :emo:

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Taking that out of context for my sigy. :happy:

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Having just reminded myself of Dave, I just went to look at his blog. He is actually getting more mental, which is astounding.
He's going to phone up one of my clients because I mentioned them on here.

Well he told himself that he was, but he's obviously too much of a big scaredy girl to do anything.

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I'd dearly like to hear that call.

"Is this mr [insert customer name here]"
"Yes"
"I have grave news for you, sir"
"Oh no, what has happened?"
"Sir. Your accountant mentioned you....on THE INTERNET"

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Fuck you.
I'm intimidating :emo:

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Taking that out of context for my sigy. :happy:

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I see someone else wants to sample my baseball bat face symphony.

The notion to come unarmed did present itself, but you seem scarier than Bo.

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Having just reminded myself of Dave, I just went to look at his blog. He is actually getting more mental, which is astounding.
He's going to phone up one of my clients because I mentioned them on here.

Well he told himself that he was, but he's obviously too much of a big scaredy girl to do anything.

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I'd dearly like to hear that call.

"Is this mr [insert customer name here]"
"Yes"
"I have grave news for you, sir"
"Oh no, what has happened?"
"Sir. Your accountant mentioned you....on THE INTERNET"

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:schnauz:

I imagine it would then continue as so:

'On the internet, you say. Well, spit it out, man. What did my accountant say about me?'
'He said that he was looking for your file'
'Yes ...'
'And that it was filed in the wrong place'
'Okay ...'
' ... you're just like the rest, omg stop spewing hate and bile at me. Did she put you up to this?? Well, did she? I'm going to baseball bat everything.'

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Taking that out of context for my sigy. :happy:

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I see someone else wants to sample my baseball bat face symphony.

The notion to come unarmed did present itself, but you seem scarier than Bo.

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i'm not scary at all, you silly goose :kiss:

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I'd dearly like to hear that call.

"Is this mr [insert customer name here]"
"Yes"
"I have grave news for you, sir"
"Oh no, what has happened?"
"Sir. Your accountant mentioned you....on THE INTERNET"

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:schnauz:

I imagine it would then continue as so:

'On the internet, you say. Well, spit it out, man. What did my accountant say about me?'
'He said that he was looking for your file'
'Yes ...'
'And that it was filed in the wrong place'
'Okay ...'
' ... you're just like the rest, omg stop spewing hate and bile at me. Did she put you up to this?? Well, did she? I'm going to baseball bat everything.'

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It's a shame none of us have skillz0rs for making flash videos cause I'd watch a magnum dave series.

Agree.
There's enough material posted here to make at least five pretty glagworthy episodes.

Can't Barbie or Snee learn something useful for a change.
html :ghey:

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I'd dearly like to hear that call.

"Is this mr [insert customer name here]"
"Yes"
"I have grave news for you, sir"
"Oh no, what has happened?"
"Sir. Your accountant mentioned you....on THE INTERNET"

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:schnauz:

I imagine it would then continue as so:

'On the internet, you say. Well, spit it out, man. What did my accountant say about me?'
'He said that he was looking for your file'
'Yes ...'
'And that it was filed in the wrong place'
'Okay ...'
' ... you're just like the rest, omg stop spewing hate and bile at me. Did she put you up to this?? Well, did she? I'm going to baseball bat everything.'

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manker,

You really are a complete mentalist you know, this latest twisting of the facts to suit your fucked up little view of the world is fucking hilarious.

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/4...=1#post3668977

Lets cover then ground for you, although why I should bother going over this again, I have no idea, but I suppose spelling it all out again, and placing everything where it belongs won't hurt. At least then you'll know what YOUR part was, and indeed is, and why things are where they are.

Your slag worthless piece of shit friend lied all over my real life for five years.

Your slag worthless piece of shit friend lied to chavis, and had all of you scum pour scorn all over my real life for 8 months.

Your slag worthless piece of shit friend fed you and your scum friends my personal details.

Your slag piece of shit friend publicly posted personal details of my real life on FST.

Your slag is my entire reason for being and I can't quite believe she hates me after I sent her a dress that didn't fit.

When the truth came out about the lie she told chavis... the one all you complete and utter scum used to pour scorn all over my real life for 8 months... and the one you're all still using... YOU banned me. YOU banned me because you can't hack having someone who can pour shit and scorn back at you, because all you can cope with is pouring shit and scorn all over people... you believe yourself and your scum friends shouldn't have to suffer anyone doing it to you. You have proven yourself and your friends to be completely worthless pieces of shit. Internet bullies who can't take being treated as they treat others, and in banning me YOU decided that I will resolve this matter to my satisfaction not with words, which you scum can't handle me saying, but with actions.

Your pointless waste of space hate sites mean nothing to me. Your twisting of my words means nothing to me. Your continued pouring of bile and venom at me means nothing, because you and your scum friends are worth precisely nothing to me.

Even though you all mean nothing to me, I'm going to keep coming back here and telling you all that you don't mean anything to me. I'm going to keep refuting every single one of your lies and all the bile you spew precisely because it means nothing at all to me. I don't know how much I can escalate this meaning nothing to me point but I'm going to try my hardest to prove it means nothing by doing everything.

I'm going to hunt her down despite knowing exactly where she lives cus i was leaning on her balustrade the other day and no law in the land is going to stop me because ... blah blah blah

Laugh away manker, I'm collecting them laughs, each one will have a cost.

So have you called yet?

I never said I was going to call.

Go on manker, post that pre-mod post I made, so the rest of your friends can see where all of your spewing of shit has got us to.