Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

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Originally Posted by Snee

If you manage to grow two neckbeards, you p much don't even have to show up to get the job.

True story.

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It's taken me the better part of 27 years to grow the paedo tash im currently sporting, i estimate a double-open-source-neck-warmer would take a further 35 years :sadwalk:

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That'd make you about 62, then. Not too far off from the average age of the demographic. :idunno:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...;v=7TLPoiVZ_5I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlRanftUqO4

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7TLPoiVZ_5I

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best.internet.ever.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7TLPoiVZ_5I

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Why didn't you use the one that lasts 10 hours?

She must be one fit bird to be able to bounce for such a long duration.

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

Why didn't you use the one that lasts 10 hours?

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As the young lady proves, you can't have too much of a good thing things.

Not real, there's no cum on her tits.

cum comes from tits? I've never had intercourse with a lady before, it sounds gross. :ermm:

/stayed at the misseses last night and that skank kicked me out at 7 this morning cos she had work lyke :pinch: got to my desk for 7:20am, it was all dark and shit, the moon was out and the cleaners were still here ffs. Any of ewse guise watching sons of anarchy? Shits getting real!!!

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Not real, there's no cum on her tits.

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There is on my screen. :sneaky: