Last one to post wins the internets

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

to every Manilan girl you'd like to feel your peen.

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Should I have gone with "feel up in" or "feel a peen" instead? I had such a difficult time deciding before, and it's still bugging me. I'm not getting the satisfaction I expect from it, maybe because I hate corny pun humor, but fuck all if I don't try.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

to every Manilan girl you'd like to feel your peen.

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Should I have gone with "feel up in" or "feel a peen" instead? I had such a difficult time deciding before, and it's still bugging me. I'm not getting the satisfaction I expect from it, maybe because I hate corny pun humor, but fuck all if I don't try.

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Well, I didn't get the pun with the original post. You'd have nailed it with 'feel a peen', but that would have required adjusting the main body of your sentence somewhat.
'Maybe you shouldn't say arigato to every Manilan girl who looks like she wants to feel a peen'


With the benefit of hindsight regarding this post, and many of your more esoteric offerings, you might consider PMing me prior to posting so I can assist your quest to be understood by your common or garden forumular geptard.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

He used 3 posts to tell one story in the listening to songs thread, it went something like this:

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Originally Posted by Robot J-Dye

I had a girlfriend like that .. then she married someone funnier, smarter, and more successful than me .. he was only better looking by default since I look very strange
we were comfortably in love
her name was smaeera
their family was orthodox jews .. so they watched from a distance when I fingered her gooey cunt

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Shortened down, that one could make a beautiful Haiku...

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Originally Posted by Something Else

I passed my chainsaw exam today. Winrar.

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congrats to yous.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Shortened down, that one could make a beautiful Haiku...

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"Girlfriend comfortable in love elopes with another
Smaeera tired of my disfigurement
Orthodox Jews peep their daughter's fingerbang from afar"
J-Dye

not looking forward to next season, like.
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

not looking forward to next season, like.
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:lol: :pinch:

Looks more Vauxhall Conference than Premier League.

Hoi Peabody, there's a film out about you innit.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1511329/

Looks shite.

a 15yr old hoor in belgium?

Nothing to do with me :o

In Bruges > Bo. Fact.