Re: Have you "Done" Europe?
I once went to Belgium with my bro, we both got arested, later to be released without charge, I had my UK Gov Id on me & it was spat on whilst being interrogated.
Belgium is a beautiful place with it's architecture,
but I don't think they like tourists ~ BAH
Re: Have you "Done" Europe?
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Originally Posted by Blythorama
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Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot
I hope they made you pay.....
Because after all, fat chicks need love to, but they have to pay!
They payed me. After all, all English girls are sluts....
Quite.
In my esteemed opinion, it kinda makes up for the aforementioned Englishness :happy:
Re: Have you "Done" Europe?
I used to live in Germany.
We get a lot of American tourists here in Plymouth for some reason. None of the ones I have met have been whining and stupid.
Re: Have you "Done" Europe?
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Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by Blythorama
They payed me. After all, all English girls are sluts....
Quite.
In my esteemed opinion, it kinda makes up for the aforementioned Englishness :happy:
Although, in true English fashion, I demanded payment in chips and cheap cider. :lol:
Re: Have you "Done" Europe?
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Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by Blythorama
They payed me. After all, all English girls are sluts....
Quite.
In my esteemed opinion, it kinda makes up for the aforementioned Englishness :happy:
The further North you go the sluttier they are...:(
Re: Have you "Done" Europe?
Belgium love the place when I was there last got drunk with a bar full of gay tax inspectors oh the joy!
Re: Have you "Done" Europe?
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Originally Posted by Blythorama
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Originally Posted by manker
Quite.
In my esteemed opinion, it kinda makes up for the aforementioned Englishness :happy:
Although, in true English fashion, I demanded payment in chips and cheap cider. :lol:
Hoi! You said that your body was mine for a night* if I got you a deep fried Mars Bar :@
*Cue witticism from Dave :dabs:
Re: Have you "Done" Europe?
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Originally Posted by Cheese
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Originally Posted by manker
Quite.
In my esteemed opinion, it kinda makes up for the aforementioned Englishness :happy:
The further North you go the sluttier they are...:(
After experiencing the Janner girls first, ahem, hand - I can only assume that in Newcastle and above, they are absolutely fucking filthy :01:
Re: Have you "Done" Europe?
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Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by Blythorama
Although, in true English fashion, I demanded payment in chips and cheap cider. :lol:
Hoi! You said that your body was mine for a night* if I got you a deep fried Mars Bar
My body is yours already, apparently. :ph34r:
I only put out for confectionary worth less than 20p
Re: Have you "Done" Europe?
I've recently had a revelation.
You see, when in England I don't recall ever seeing any females at all.
Since Camilla and Charles recent visit I now realize that our definitions of "woman" are just radically different.
No wonder English men were so anxious to go on Crusades and the like.