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You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off.
A fake orgasm - "Oh, Dave, Dave, Dave".
Are you watching the italian job by any chance :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
Notice the capitalization.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
Good joke, but I don't remember the rest of it.
I think the joke should be that Michael Caine organised a couple of hookers to fellate Jim Morrison and the other blokes in the band that no-one knows the name of - but by the end of the joke, the hookers have got everyone in Michael Caine's family involved in the orgy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
A kind of Aristocrats a la South Park scenario :ermm:
When Caine enters the room, he berates the hookers by saying: You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off.
Well, duno if that's the joke you heard, I made that up ... but whadya think?
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Originally Posted by manker
Too subtle, the punchline isn't snappy enough. It takes a wee bit of thinking about and loses impact.
Have you seen the film "The Aristocrats" btw, it's feckin' outrageous.
I haven't, however, I will download it tout de suite on your recommendation. I believe that I've seen it on (the recently gypsy-free) Pisexy.
I'll do that instead of writing more gags :dabs:
I watched that on Christmas Eve, good family entertainment.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Gilbert Gottfried's version > *