I worry about this forum

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Originally Posted by manker

I was thinking of lending it to you, for one second at a time and then taking it back, doing this multiple times over a period of ... ohhh, I don't know ... maybe five minutes.

Some people round these parts call it secks but that sounds like witchcraft to me :smilie4:

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:sick: :blink: :sick:

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Originally Posted by Cheese

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

:glag:

...you wish... :lol:

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That's in American minutes which is equivalent to 23 of our British seconds.

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I've also got a three foot long cawk.

That's in merkin measurements so you do the maths :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

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Originally Posted by manker

I was thinking of lending it to you, for one second at a time and then taking it back, doing this multiple times over a period of ... ohhh, I don't know ... maybe five minutes.

Some people round these parts call it secks but that sounds like witchcraft to me :smilie4:

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:sick: :blink: :sick:

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The whole concept of secks might sound a bit scary to you now, but one you've tried it you might actually come to like it :)

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Originally Posted by SnnY

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

:sick: :blink: :sick:

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The whole concept of secks might sound a bit scary to you now, but one you've tried it you might actually come to like it :)

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Do you mean me or Blyth :unsure:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Cheese

That's in American minutes which is equivalent to 23 of our British seconds.

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I've also got a three foot long cawk.

That's in merkin measurements so you do the maths :smilie4:

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17¢?

I dunno', I figured you might have had secks at some point, what with the kid n' all, but maybe that was the milkman :unsure:

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Originally Posted by SnnY

I dunno', I figured you might have had secks at some point, what with the kid n' all, but maybe that was the milkman :unsure:

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I hope it was with the milkman to be honest.

Edit: Urgh.

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Originally Posted by Cheese

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Originally Posted by manker

I've also got a three foot long cawk.

That's in merkin measurements so you do the maths :smilie4:

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17¢?

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Can't believe I just asked a poet to do maths :dabs:

It's 8.3¢ and the 3 is recurring.

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Originally Posted by Cheese

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Originally Posted by SnnY

I dunno', I figured you might have had secks at some point, what with the kid n' all, but maybe that was the milkman :unsure:

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I hope it was with the milkman to be honest.

Edit: Urgh.

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maths sucks bawls:dabs: