Re: Got Engaged on Friday 13th
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Originally Posted by Blythorama
She fucks up her body,
...errr, that was me. :ermm:
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Originally Posted by Blythorama
puts her career on hold,
...hated her job anyway :)
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Originally Posted by Blythorama
dabbles in faeces all day,
...seems to have trained it to hold it in all day until I get home... :no: :shit:
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Originally Posted by Blythorama
and curtails her social life to bring up your child.
...she gets to go out more than me, what with post-natal class, baby-massage, new mums groups, doctors appointments, etc :lookaroun
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Originally Posted by Blythorama
The least you can do is buy her a ring, in good grace! Where's romance gone?
...romance is expensive folly invented by Hollywood. Anyway, she had a shock, because I had to dip into the joint savings account to pay for it. :cool:
Shit - I am a McBannockburn... :ermm:
Re: Got Engaged on Friday 13th
Back in my days, "doing so in good grace" was buying her a wet-nurse form the slave market, so she wouldn't have to do it herself. Maybe that's why I'm single too.
Erm. sorry about getting your thread all off-topicy, Sara.
Re: Got Engaged on Friday 13th
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Originally Posted by Barbie
...she gets to go out more than me, what with me not being allowed out and that
Fixed for truth.
Re: Got Engaged on Friday 13th
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Originally Posted by sArA
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Originally Posted by manker
Actually, I hear Sara's ring has been battered about a bit :dabs:
I thought that was yours me duck....somat about thumbs up and all that. :lol: Busyman will probably remind us of the details there...
@blyth....its ok...manker is just like a playful puppy....falls over his own feet and chases his own tail too on occasion......Just needs the odd 'bad dog' comment to show him who's boss.....ah back to the collar and lead......(reminds self to send email to Mrs manker to suggest new fashion accessory for Mr manker)
Haven't had a 'bad dog' comment worthy of the name directed at me for quite some time.
Or have I.
Maybe the masses should decide.
Poll?
:wub:
Re: Got Engaged on Friday 13th
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Originally Posted by Guillaume
Maybe that's why I'm single too..
Certainly a possibility! More likely you won't meet any nice young men at the Gillingham bowling green.
Re: Got Engaged on Friday 13th
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Originally Posted by Barbarossa
...errr, that was me. :ermm:
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Originally Posted by Blythorama
puts her career on hold,
...hated her job anyway :)
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Originally Posted by Blythorama
dabbles in faeces all day,
...seems to have trained it to hold it in all day until I get home... :no: :shit:
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Originally Posted by Blythorama
and curtails her social life to bring up your child.
...she gets to go out more than me, what with post-natal class, baby-massage, new mums groups, doctors appointments, etc :lookaroun
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Originally Posted by Blythorama
The least you can do is buy her a ring, in good grace! Where's romance gone?
...romance is expensive folly invented by Hollywood. Anyway, she had a shock, because I had to dip into the joint savings account to pay for it. :cool:
I stand corrected. I personally believe you don't have to buy flashy things to show your love for someone. It's little things you do that show someone you care....
Again, maybe that's where I'm going wrong.
Re: Got Engaged on Friday 13th
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Originally Posted by Blythorama
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Originally Posted by Guillaume
Maybe that's why I'm single too..
Certainly a possibility! More likely you won't meet any nice young men at the Gillingham bowling green.
Yep. I'll try the The Beacon Court Tavern instead. Gripper said it's teh cooler.
Re: Got Engaged on Friday 13th
I thought I said congratulations in this thread already but I can't find it so ...
Congratulations sArA :01:
Re: Got Engaged on Friday 13th
Ta Dan :)...at least someone can stay on topic :snooty: hard stares at those 'who know who they are'
Re: Got Engaged on Friday 13th
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Originally Posted by sArA
Ta Dan :)...at least someone can stay on topic :snooty: hard stares at those 'who know who they are'
I know who i am :unsure:
Congrats there sara :01: