tips for dating girls

Open doors, use your manners, only swear if its in a funny situation, be funny, but dont over do it, and pay for everything..for the first couple weeks :P

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Originally Posted by TheCanuk

Open doors, use your manners, only swear if its in a funny situation, be funny, but dont over do it, and pay for everything..for the first couple weeks

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Weeks? I'd have stabbed you in the neck within hours. :unsure:

Most girls love the nasty cnuts. So you have to cuss, burp n scratch your crotch even more than usual. Top it off with tripping her over on a stairway, and sleeping with her ma. :happy:

/me taeks notes

And don't try sexoring her Pa on teh doorstep. :happy:

:unsure:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

And don't try sexoring her Pa on teh doorstep. :happy:

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Well that's obvious. You always wait and invite him for a threesome.

How to lose a girl in 5 mins

Tell her you watch other women doing "stuff"

stuff?

like, snorting. :unsure:

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Originally Posted by TheCanuk

Open doors, use your manners, only swear if its in a funny situation, be funny, but dont over do it, and pay for everything..for the first couple weeks :P

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You're just storing up trouble for later on, my young Padawan. :no2:

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Originally Posted by TheCanuk

Open doors, use your manners, only swear if its in a funny situation, be funny, but dont over do it, and pay for everything..for the first couple weeks :P

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So:

After five weeks, you're still on cloud nine, and you can't get your wallet open?

Sounds like a plan. :rolleyes: