I might get my face surgically reconstructed so that I look more like Alan Shearer, that way I will be a surefire hit with teh ladiez. In fact, I was surprised that Shearer was not selected as the new James Bond, a role he was born to play.
Printable View
I might get my face surgically reconstructed so that I look more like Alan Shearer, that way I will be a surefire hit with teh ladiez. In fact, I was surprised that Shearer was not selected as the new James Bond, a role he was born to play.
If by 'ladiez' you mean Ashleigh Cole, then maybe.
I heard she stuck a vibrating mobile phone up Shearer's arse a while back - because Shearer likes that kind of thing :smilie4: