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Once the deal is done, the deal is done.
There ain't no going back, no gazzumpin or any pish like that.
Series of events.
1. I'm selling my house for over £100,000
2. I'll gie ye £120,000 fur it.
3. OK well.
Sorry if that go a bit technical near the end. It's difficult to simplify.
Here it is slightly different.
1. Selling my house for over £100,000
2. I'll give ya £120,000 for it mate...I already have a mortage set up (honest)
3. Yeah, great.
4. tick...tock....tick...tock
5. do you still want it then cos if not, I will put it back on the market?
6. Yeah, yeah....definately...waiting on (insert excuse here)
7. tick...tock...tick...tock
8. You sure?
9. Yeah....honest
10. tick...tock...tick....tock
11. Nearly done now....few more days and all will be well
12. Great....(been waiting for bloody ages, about time)
13. Actually, I lied...can't get the money, thought I would just string you along to see if I could raise the cash, then thought I would avoid answering the phone to string it out a few more days.
14. Thanks for nothing Cunt you just fucked up my entire year.
As you can see, a smidgen more complex here in Ingerland.
wot a cunt :no:
Yeah...not been a good financial year :(
Had a great year other than that tho :)
The north is a strange place :blink:
Down south, it is quite simple at the moment:
1. Selling my house for £350,000
2. I'll give you £280,000 for it.
3. Fuck off.
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Originally Posted by Barbarossa
We had one like that the other day...house is actually up for 108,000 and we had an offer of 85,000...needless to say, fuck off was our response too.
Oh, you didn't say it was a shack. That's cash only transactions.Quote:
Originally Posted by sArA
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It's probably a really nice shack.Quote:
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